Americans and their ancestry in a nutshell:
"I like drinking beer, probably because my great-great-grandmother once sat near a German guy. Apparently he was from some small town called Hamburg, so I honor my proud heritage by dressing up in Lederhosen and celebrating Oktoberfest. Now, by that authority, let me tell you why Merkel is literally Hitler (who wasn't all bad btw), except she wants to destroy the German people, and what you should do with refugees in order to defend the fatherland!"
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I think you might be a bit retarded.
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>He doesn't know German was the second most widely spoken language in the U.S. before WW1.
>He doesn't know German-Americans are the largest ethnic group in the US
Why do Germans hate Germans?
Probably a Turk.
You're offended that there's a lot of Americans with German ancestry? Sorry, I'm not understanding your post.
Cincinnati had a huge German immigrant population, and it strongly influenced the development of the city. I don't see anything wrong with celebrating that.
Millions of germans migrated to america, whats wrong with them still having german traditions?
The germans who went to Brazil (poor souls) still do it aswell.
Americans are mutts who always claim muh heritage even though they are not part of the culture that their "heritage", is pertaining too.
Also you do the, "uhh im 1/3rd german heritage so there BTFO" alot
>60% white
>white kids are already a minority in their age group
>media/education/banks all run by jews
>fight wars for the jews on the other side of the planet
>mutilate their sons genitals cause mr rosenberg said so
>white guilt over slavery worse than nazi guilt
>worships niggers one month every year
>elected nigger twice over white guilt
>normalized coalburning
>normalized homosexuality
>in the process of normalizing trans shit
>home of radical feminism
>ground zero for all modern degenerate anti white propaganda
>at the front of pushing the islamophobia shit
>clockboy gets a free scholarship to top universities and white house for bringing a old clock to school despite the family being on record for race baiting
>biggest shooting ever gets ignored because the shooter was muslims
>tolerates a black domestic terrorism group
You're honestly right. I don't see a future in Europe, and at this rate in ten years, we really will be modern America tier but how the fuck can the burgers say a thing about cultural enrichment?
"Germans"
quit being such a cuckhold, achmed.
look what happened to britian. you're next.
>Implying anyone wants to save you
Nobody likes you Germans anymore. Get over it.
Except they don't. Their percieved heritage is mostly artificial and they don't share most of the things that make up German ethnicity.
We are reaching strawman levels that shouldnt be possible.
Ironically my state has a German town, to celebrate the meme heritage majority of people who have pure white germanistan blood flowing through their veins. No mosques yet, but soon.
Depends. In many places in the U.S. white Americans are not mutts and local culture is a reflection of those who came to that locality within the last 100 years. 100 years is not a long time e.g. they still speak Swedish in Lindstrom, MN. They still speak German in New Ulm, MN. I'm sure there are examples of this all over the country. As for "muh heritage" - why is that offensive? Who cares what some person thinks of themselves? They maintain their identity because they feel it better represents them than the real cultural melting pot of spics, niggers and chinks that many parts of the U.S. really are.
Because all the niggers are in inner cities, and no one has a nigger issue outside of Detroit/Chimpcongo/New York/Oakland/parts of NJ
I haven't seen a nigger in weeks, and if I encounter a rabid one, I conceal carry anyway.
I bet I wouldn't understand a single word of their "German". I don't understand what Amish for example say. It's gibberish.
You understand where the fuck up occurred though, yes?
Amish people are very different than Germans in Minnesota that came here in the 1900s. That's besides the point though. They don't do it because they envy you... nobody envies Germany. In fact many of these German Americans were over there fire bombing you in the righteous fight to end your fascist mental retardation. Too bad your great grandparents weren't melted. :(
And you can understand all of the German dialects in Europe I suppose? I seriously doubt that. Many Dutch dialects sound like a foreign language to me. German must be even worse.
That's only one of the fuckups.
We fucked up by allowing cultural marxism to enter our universities, and giving women the vote.
Germans in a nutshell:
"fuck my wife"
My grandpa actually killed an American solider. Hope it wasn't your uncle :/
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Those are just general western fuck ups user, we all take credit for that nonsense post 1945.
Well my uncles were born in the 1970s for the most part so I doubt it. Thanks for your concern.
Ah the old white people can't have a cultural heritage meme. How quaint.
pretty accurate
True, but does it harm you?
We have small danish enclaves in America too, and they make a mess of the danish traditions, but atleast they try. I find it kind of charming.
I'm sure many of your Indian/Hispanic/Chinese migrants who arrived in the 20th century stil have some of their heritage left. I doubt you picked up anything from your great-great-grandpa though.
no just americans kek
american culture = globalized culture
therefor europeans are more cultured than americans since they have their proper culture and american globalized culture
>Oh you are german? I am too!
>Kannst dann Deutsch?
>What? I don't speak German
>But you said you are german
>Well I'm actually 2.6% german, my great-great-great-great-great-grandmother was >german.
>Ach du Scheiße
A conversation that actually happened.
I personally knew my great grandpa. He was born in rapperswil Switzerland
My family is from Frankfurt my girlfriend was born in Frankfurt i met her on ffxi went there fucked her and then brought her back ive never wore that silly shit but i like my suspenders
Who cares? I'm trying to understand your complex that leads to making a thread about it. I doubt a person claimed to be 2.6% German, but in any case, if you told me you were 2% American, I can't think of something less offensive.
The American Midwest is Goodeurope
We aren't cucked by oppressive taxation, lack of rights, or muslim refugees
And we're just as white if not whiter than you outside of urban containment areas
Literally all the good germans moved to Wisconsin.
Lel, Wisconsin. Nice try kid. Only Minnesota is pure and about 10x better than your dumpster state.
"After the revelation of the Zimmermann Telegram partly sparked the American declaration of war against Imperial Germany in April 1917, German Americans were sometimes accused of being too sympathetic to Germany. Former president Theodore Roosevelt denounced "hyphenated Americanism", insisting that dual loyalties were impossible in wartime. A small minority came out for Germany, or ridiculed the British (as did H. L. Mencken). Similarly, Harvard psychology professor Hugo Münsterberg dropped his efforts to mediate between America and Germany, and threw his efforts behind the German cause.[18]
The Justice Department attempted to prepare a list of all German aliens, counting approximately 480,000 of them, more than 4,000 of whom were imprisoned in 1917-18. The allegations included spying for Germany, or endorsing the German war effort.[19] Thousands were forced to buy war bonds to show their loyalty.[20] The Red Cross barred individuals with German last names from joining in fear of sabotage. One person was killed by a mob; in Collinsville, Illinois, German-born Robert Prager was dragged from jail as a suspected spy and lynched.[21]
An old black and white comic strip. Two characters are talking about a clown that was bought for a birthday present. One character smashes the doll because it was made in Germany.
A 1917 comic strip in which the character smashes a clown doll present because it was made in Germany.
A USAAS recruiting poster, depicting a bald eagle confronting the Kaiser's Reichsadler.
When the United States entered the war in 1917, some German Americans were looked upon with suspicion and attacked regarding their loyalty. Some aliens were convicted and imprisoned on charges of sedition, for refusing to swear allegiance to the United States war effort.[22]"
did you miss the part about urban containment areas
One thing you have to understand Ahmed is that individual identities in the US can be a difficult thing. Many people who are 50/50 will identify with both sides strongly, perhaps one over the other. Many people are these retarded memes you speak of with eight different nationalities in their veins who try to be each and every one of them. They are the exceptions however, because most hardcore mutts just accept the fact they are white Americans because listing all those ethnicities is just a pain in the ass.
Also, for the European diaspora here in the states that actually has some connection back to the old country, that connection can be huge. We are here, in this melting pot of a bunch of different peoples and needless to say a lot of them fucking suck. Its nice to think you're not 100% stuck in North Jersey with these pieces of shit for the rest of your life
Nah, to be honest if you're from Wisconsin a) you're a peasant and b) you're part Nigger. Sorry, those are just the facts.
>That american damage control
everytime.
>Don't be proud of your heritage goy
>If you are German and proud that must mean you are a Nazi
Get fucked OP.
Germans and their ancestry in a nutshell:
"Let's ruin Europe three times in a century and make sure our people and culture are supplanted by savage foreigners."
Rural wisconsin is 99% white and uncucked (they were the good parts of germany that left before the country went downhill)
Rural MN is 99% white but leftist cuckolds (lots of swedes and such)
There's a reason this behaviour manifested in 1984 and also this year.
I don't deny we're like this but come on, if nationality were something people just lost like that then explain how Austria-Hungary collapsed.
You people are tied with Venezuelans for being the most vain, shitty people in Latin America.
you're forgetting something
>itt: a bunch of insecure "german" amerifags
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
There's a reason Minnesota destroys Wisconsin in every metric. They live longer, earn more money, have higher rates of employment, achieve more education and aren't as fat. You find the things about Wisconsin that are better than Minnesota and I will be extremely impressed. Wisconsin is a SHIT HOLE.
>it's another thread about krauts being butthurt about Americans
>this defensive about muslimsota
hmm i wonder who could be behind this post
literally the only notable attributes your state has is that it has a stupidly high rate of somalian muslims in it and that you vote for leftists and lose.
Look at the plebes arguing over frozen wastelands
My grandfather Otto's parents came from Germany to farm in Wisconsin. The traditions are diluted, but they are still here. Don't be such a fucking snob.
Sick memes. Couple thousand Somalis that you literally never see unless you're getting a cab in Minneapolis and completely ignore that Milwaukee was on fire a couple months ago with niggers looting and rioting. Minneapolis is a paradise compared to shithole MKE, with or without the somalis.
Median household income Minnesota: $62,000
Median household income Wisconsin: $50,000
Minnesota: Created tons of jobs, had 2 billion dollar surplus several years in a row.
Wisconsin: Dead last in job creation in the midwest for 3 of 5 years under Walker, wages decreased 8 straight quarters at one point. LOL
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Yes yes, frozen wasteland sure thing. Said from some trailer park while you fuck your obese sister while niggers and spics break into your car.
>1985
>_still_ does not understand that urban areas are containment areas and distort the average
literally the only reason the average per state is lower is because minneapolis has a much lower population than milwaukee/madison
>also this triggered by based walker
yup, leftist confirmed.
well little matter lad, our paths will likely never cross again, but you will have to endure 4 or 8 years of based Trump and I will not
that's the true difference between our states. You support losing initiatives and candidates and we can pick winners
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Endure what? I make 250K a year, netting 10-12K roughly every two weeks. My life isn't going to change at all. Don't envy me and my achievements, work harder on improving yourself... just kidding, this world wasn't meant for people like you. LOL
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This meme is kind of gay. I agree that the "MUH HERITAGE" shit is hyper cringe when you list your ancestry as your Nationality ("I'm 1/4 Celtic 1/4 Dutch 1/6555 Navajo" instead of saying you're American). But it is socially advantageous to hold onto some of your identity from your heritage, especially if your family is from a country with very little emigrants.
Charming but also cringeworthy
Imagine being present at one of those things celebrations and have to lie to all the people that the beer and the sauerkraut tastes just like home even when It doesn't.
Not the guy but you're fucking retarded to assume that "bavarian" culture = german culture. That's like thinking it's canadian folklore to wear sombreros and eat gumbo. Fucking plastic krauts.
Apparently I'm an extremely inbred American mutt ....German, Irish, Czech, Swiss, Scandinavian, probably many others sprinkled in over the centuries . I celebrate and drink at all holidays since I don't want to leave any unknown ancestors out. Blonde hair blue eyes but I only speak Spanish as a second language. I have no culture.
Having Spanish as your second language is American culture :^)
>they were the good parts of germany that left before the country went downhill
I'm sry to tell you user, but the Europeans that emigrated to the US were mostly religious nuts (that's why you have all that weird cult like Christian churches in the US), outcasts or extremely poor people that had nothing to lose.
German history of the last century is basically one big success story (until the later part) and a big proof of white supremacy. At this point about all Europeans you're talking about had already sailed over the Atlantic ocean.
I'm not trying to offend you or any German Americans, but this are the facts.
Getriggerter Saupreiß detektiert.
Du realize we have a lot of Deutcher immigrants hier, ja?
Seriously, a lot of 1st and end generation families are German. Here in Ohio, we have the German village where a lot of them live.
>Descendants of German emigrants try to take pride in their heritage
>Quick, tell Mutti Merkel so she can make a statement on tax payer funded state propaganda TV to say that being proud of Germany is a crime
Behold the German numale cuck, everyone. He has no spine, no honor, but a lot of bullshit in his brain and only self-hate in his heart.
>shames people with german blood
>welcomes islamists
you are not loyal, you are not honorable, you are shit
Ding Ding
All the best Europeans left for America 100s of years ago or died in the world wars. Those too poor or weak were left behind. American Whites are genetically to Yuropoors.
>Pic related
>Yuro-peen """"culture""""
God forbid SOMEONE is proud of European blood. Certainly isn't the Euros.