What powerchairs and bariatric sports scooters are my American friends rocking nowadays?
That's more than just a strong American chair, thats 52" of freedom for you ever burgeoning backside.
Its got a 1000lb carry weight, for when you really need to experience the hectic and exciting American life without such need for things like calves or necks or consideration for 'daily recommended calorie intake', these are things sent out by commies and liberals to stop an American enjoying his countries bounty.
Please give advice burgerbros, The whole Anglosphere will soon be in need of these and I want to pick out the best model for myself when I finally reach the Freedom Size of 500lbs.
Isaac Rivera
God bless, Walter. God bless.
Luke Morris
I don't see the issue here. Health and weight aren't related at all and this has been proven time and time again. Should fat people not be allowed freedom, or allowed independence? You jerks always berate fat people for being lazy, but with this they can do anything a small person can.
Kevin Hall
Say what you want about murkins but their engineering is top notch. You want something strong that's going withstand the harshest abuse? You buy American.
Do you have your Freedomwand yet? Thinking of purchasing one for when me and my family can no longer reach inside our ass crack to wipe.
Gabriel Russell
Aren't Irish Celtic? Regards, 14% Irish American.
Nathan Reyes
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Gabriel Parker
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Jeremiah Sullivan
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Julian Campbell
Have you got your Obesity Belt yet?
Joseph Ramirez
these are for old shits that have a limited range of motion for their shoulder fatties are too far gone to even wipe
Angel Lee
>As retired Generals, Admirals, and other senior leaders of the United States Armed Forces, we know firsthand that national security must be America’s top priority.
>Our organization recently released a report citing Department of Defense data indicating that an alarming 75 percent of all young Americans 17 to 24 years of age are unable to join the military because they failed to graduate from high school, have criminal records, or are physically unfit.
>Being overweight or obese turns out to be the leading medical reason why applicants fail to qualify for military service. Today, otherwise excellent recruit prospects, some of them with generations of sterling military service in their family history, are being turned away because they are just too overweight.
I know that. But you also know that they're not the main demographic buying them.
Chase Cox
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Gabriel Collins
Incidentally does anyone know what these things are and what they're supposed to be used for?
Alexander Bell
mein gott
Adam Jones
That feeling when your country is overrun with muslims and you have to go onto an American message board to vent your anger.
Jason Allen
Jesus christ fuck
So much freedom. I feel like my life was wasted by not being American and experiencing this beauty.
Josiah Murphy
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Oliver Bennett
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Carson Hill
Honestly our food supply is soaked in sugar. Sugar is the enemy (even my glorious McDonalds burgers have a lot of sugar) that combined with going from hardworking farmboys to sedentary creatures has killed us.
"the freedom cicada" is a common toilet form factor here
Jack Murphy
They're not wrong when they say everything is bigger in America. I've never seen a cabbage that big before
Thomas Perez
implementing the EU's "freedom of movement" tenet
Josiah Cooper
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Colton Watson
If there's one thing I hate about the United States of America it's fat white trash.
Adam Ortiz
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Jordan Garcia
child that's a mere cabbage patch kid
Jackson Nelson
>That feeling when you lost your country to minorities decades ago, so you make fun of europe to deflect from your own crippling failure.
Michael James
>this thread Is there no limit to freedom, 'murica?
Charles Martin
>UK >Europe
You're not a real Britisher
Bentley Phillips
The vile shit that must come out of their backsides through eating this 'food', my god how have they not all died from bowel/colon cancer.
Ian Perry
did somebody say "crippling failure"?
also, >fat wheelchair stock photos
Connor Wood
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Jeremiah Jones
Murkins are strong
Aiden Martinez
>Fully Certified, Freedom Loving American Citizens enjoy the Earth's Bounty at the Burger Trough.
Levi Wilson
They make fun of other European countries to hide their failure as well. I consider myself british, but that doesn't change geography.
Xavier Collins
the new Jules Verne spinoff 20,000 Fats Under the Sea
Nicholas Peterson
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Grayson Reyes
how do these people not kill themselves?
faster than by eating themselves to death I mean
Ryan Howard
Because some idiot at some point decided that everyone has the right to live
Joshua Long
>dessert pizza what the shit?
Jayden Carter
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Wyatt Wilson
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Jace Sullivan
When I was a kid they wouldn't serve you if you tried to ride your bicycle through the drive through.
Jaxson Nguyen
I hate Americans who think they are Irish and even more so who think Ireland was some special isolated place where only Celts went.
Luke Lee
They both love potatoes
Jacob Flores
It is obvious you are making fun of burgers ridiculous obesity problems but the way you have described this wheel chair makes it just sound fucking kickass.
America keep up that epic freedom buddy, keep it up.
man that Get-A-Grip looks good I would actually buy that wtf make a handle anywhere
Ethan Price
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Daniel Martinez
THICCCC
That little dog is in a very precarious position.
Parker Richardson
she'll be right mate
Jacob Richardson
>Ireland is the least obese Gee I wonder who could be behind this?
Connor Butler
I am just stunned at how these people live and they think its fine. I feel sick just watching that.
Brody Diaz
The lack of potatoes?
Hudson Kelly
We tried to save them from our own fate, but we are failing.
We orchestrated the potato famine to save their people, but they hate us for it.
James Miller
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Jackson Jackson
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Jaxon Smith
Ok, you won. I literally vomited when she put the brush thing in her flabs.
Cameron Russell
Yeah that part always gets me too
Liam Hill
>tfw comfy as fuck
Xavier Wright
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Brayden Peterson
I live opposite a nursing home and I've seen people there using similar looking things. They're like recliners on wheels. They use them to drive to the nearby park so they can sit in the sun...because apparently you become cold blooded when you get old.
Asher Gutierrez
What's going on there?
John Powell
what the fuck?
Andrew Parker
>crisps ayo hol up
Austin Gray
Fat removal surgery. I think.
Well blimey stick it up me shitter guvner
Juan Hernandez
asshole surgery
Andrew Taylor
Isn't that was those rubber rings are for?
Anthony Miller
Actually that show is about people that have bariactric surgery an lose most of that weight.
Levi Hughes
her arm looks kinda fucked up
Ayden Wright
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Ryan Rivera
Is like chocolate and marshmallows and shit on a pizza crust.
Ethan Young
>fucking my fatpad Huh, I did not know that was a thing.
Brayden Sanchez
There's all sorts of terrifying fetishes out there
Grayson Gutierrez
>American women! Stay away from me!
Ryan Collins
AMERICAN WOOMAAN
Ayden Richardson
she look pretty hot desu
Jaxon Morris
I just thought morbidly obese people have too much fucking problems going on to have sex in any shape or form. I stand corrected.
Matthew Morales
Nature finds a way
Adrian Baker
WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT?!
Joseph Moore
The guy in your gif is not obese, but I see your point. I wonder how they tell what state the mans penis is in, if they cant see it inside the fatblabs.
