Guys, Hitler just fucking came to me in my sleep. I can't remember my dreams very well, but this is all I recall:

Guys, Hitler just fucking came to me in my sleep. I can't remember my dreams very well, but this is all I recall:
>Adolf speaks to me in german, has a calm, soft voice
>can't understand shit because I don't speak german
>say "Hitler, I don't understand you"
>replies with more german, all I can make out is a word "good"
>makes a kind smile and nods
>slowly fades away
The spookies thing is that he clearly spoke fluent german, yet I've never heard actual german speak before in my life
A-am I the chosen one

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Learn German and translate what he said. Quickly!

Try recreating what he said.

How would I remember what he said, I never remember my dreams and I don't know german
I hope he comes again this night so I can at least try talking to him in English
But I'll try remembering some words now

Gib gib gib i know German.

>untermenschen
>chosen

Alright, I think I think one of his last words was something like "wahrhet", or maybe "wahiret", I dunno
Also there was something about a rotten fruit/rot/pill/soup, not sure which one
Definitely something rotten

tell format18 and become nazi jesus of russia

or get your face kicked in for being a retard

either way go for it

If it was Ratten, it means rats.

You're dreams aren't real.

Wahrheit means truth btw.

Are you really really sure? Because wahrhet, read roughly "Vahait", means "Truth"

0.25 shekels have been deposited into your account

It was definitely with an "o"
Oh shit
Yes, I'm sure it sounded really close to wahrhet
Are there any other german words that sound simular?
>tfw there's a chance that a ghost of Hitler was trying to redpill me in my sleep, but I didn't understand shit

Hes just messing up with you slavs. Yeah, hes one hell of a funny guy. Making fake-calls to Stalin and shit.

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There's Warum, read "Varum" which means "Why", other that that there's little.

>A-am I the chosen one
Yes chosen for gulags

Nope, then it's definitely wahrhet
Anything that sounds like "Roten"? I can clearly remember hearing something like "rotten pile/pie", but I'm sure I'm just remembering it wrong

>an Ivan getting visited by the ghost of papa Adolf
>tfw it should have been an American natsoc like me

He was using dark magic in the latest stages of WW2 in a desperate attempt to save Germany from ruin. He was hoping to get in touch with a Russian insider in the communist party of the USSR. Instead, he missed the mark and got you. He lost because of you.

Röten means the Reds, which Hitler used towards communists.

Pile of the reds?

>Röten
>Red
Hold the fuck up
How is "red pill" in german

He said that Europes finally going to finish its job and wipe you slav untermensch from the face of the earth.

>>can't understand shit because I don't speak german
>The spookies thing is that he clearly spoke fluent german

Something is not adding up here.

Rote Pille

O...Oy!

I mean I saw Hitler speak, but I'm sure that's not how Germans talk in real life
It sure did sound like I imagined it would
>can remember him saying something like "rotten pie"
>rote pille
It's confirmed, I've missed the ultimate redpill

>tfw proxyfag

>Hitler I can't understand you

KEK

ausrotten?

Spookd

Mobilefag, but no proxy
Maybe, what does that mean?

Not even

to decimate, to weed out

>ausrotten?
Uproot or Exterminate.

This, obviously

>Die Wahrheit ist, ich habe versucht die Juden aus zu rotten, aber leider war ich nicht erfolgreich. Gerade du, Iwan, sollte meine Arbeit weiter tragen!

>words that ghost Adolf said were along the lines of "rotten", "rat", "rotten pile",etc.

OP, he wasn't trying to redpill you. He was just shit talking you because you're a filthy fucking Russian.

That is why he smiled.

>truth, exterminate, red-pill
He was definitely trying to say something
Or maybe just this

Kek the ultimate fuck you to his biggest enemy in life

>The truth is, I tried to exterminate the Jews, but unfortunately I was not successful. You, Ivan, should carry on my work.

kek

Du liest gut Deutsch

HAHAHAHA

user had southpark episode said in his dream

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>I've never heard actual german speak before in my life
How do you know it as German then?

Hey turk
Anzu's pussy and love will belong to me

its already mine,

come and take it

It means you're an autistic fuckung fagoot congratulations

I will fucking crusade your country to save her from all the turk shitskins

What language could Hitler possible speak other than German?

Danke, ich habe es seit 7 lesen gekonnen.

Turks*

Tbh i wish he would appear in my dream, i usually see all sorts of fucked up things.

>German came to a slav in his dreams

You know what you must do. Tell the nice guys to not turn up to school tomorrow, Ivan Slavinov.

Ever see the devil cosplaying as one of your close friends?

won't it be nice, then I will fuck her with the glory of the victory over your crusade.

That's the way dreams work idiot

AYYY OH BOI POOLAND SPITTN' SOME TRUTH HERE NIGAAAAAAA

MAX RESPOECTA

Not quite but close. In one i was one of those Dragon Age desiredemons kissing another girl with my 13 inch tongue. I shit you not i actually felt the whole thing.

I think I'll rename Istanbul to Constantinople again.after your shit hole of a country falls and I have many Aryan children with anzu

He was calling you a slavic nigger.

Checked nippon

you won't be the first to try

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But unlike the other faggots I'll succeed because I have Jesus on my side

they did too

>Implying the (((templars))) were Christian

Rot means red

>röten
Doesn't even exist or sound close to it, your German is utter shit m8
Also, why do you use v for ws?

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Same but I'm just a euromutt with some Finnish thrown in for a cosmic giggle

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I know, it was a typo when i held "o" for too long, also i use V because 36 letter alphabet.