Is it worth joining the army?

I want to join the Syrian Arab Army to protect my homeland (Yes i'm born in Syria before the war) but how do i do that and is it worth it?

do it you pussy

Enjoy getting captured and beheaded. I just hope you kill as many retarded islam niggers as you can

I really seriously want to but how? If i have to leave UAE, where should i travel to?

I can do my best to avoid getting captured or blasted.

You are supposed to flee to Germany like a coward, not stay behind and fix your home country. Don't you know nothing?

it's a little late, retard. what did you just turn 18 or something? fuck off kid

Stop being scared and join and liberate your country sempai

And i don't know how to do so, i'm pretty new to army shit.

Honestly is it that hard finding a recruiting station in a 3rd world country?

Before you join you will need to pass some tests
-general knowledge / IQ test
-background check, you'll need a waiver if you have any history with the law
-full physical, including your full medical history

Please share with us your information so that we can verify whether or not you are qualified

I'm educated enough on stuff like English language and others.

I'm a good citizen in UAE and Syria.

And i'm still training to be masculine.

They'll also need a unique reference for each of the following. Please include full name and phone and address, can't be family
-every place you lived
-every place you travelled to
-every school you went to
-every place you worked at

Plus
-who everyone in your family is
-3 character references

lol what a fag, trying to dogpile on at the end.

100 bux says this achmed was thinking about joining ISIS 2 years ago.

Also, i've never experienced war before, i lived in Syria before the war and later moved to UAE.

This. Get with the times it's 2016

Also get all forms of ID that you have including your birth certificate, passport, drivers license, SSN card, etc

Bring all these documents to the recruiter

You will die.
The end.

Fuck off khaliji fag

You are going to want to start exercising as well. Achieve these standards

Run 5 miles in 40 minutes
Do 80 pushups in 2 minutes
Do 80 sit ups in 2 minutes
Swim 500 meters in 8 minutes
Do 20 pull ups without letting go

Nice proxy.
Sounds interesting, i'm up for that.

You get bonus pay if you are married and a higher rank if you have a degree so you should go to college and get married first. It will be harder to find time once you are in the army

Why do you want to kill people?