THINK ABOUT THIS

Do the math niggers

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>do the nigger math

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The bible says God created man, then rested, then created Adam and Eve.

I don't know why people can't into reading comprehension. Adam and Eve were his personal project.

It even says in the bible that Abraham and his seven sons leave their family behind to go to Egypt to start new families. With only males how could they do that? Because there were people in Egypt.

-- Obviously the bible doesn't say Adam and Eve were the first people, just the first people of God. The first ones with God's spirit in them.

Ayo hol' up

U is sayin...

WE WUZ HUMANS N SHIT

Okay so what were you doing in those millions of years? Apparently not creating civilization.

>only 6000 years

yeah
but no

nope

>4 million years on earth
>invented a stick with a rock taped to it and the mud hut

>4 million years old
>modern humans date back 250,000 years
Really made me think.

2 can play this game!

As historically inaccurate as it is, he's right.
Created plants, animal mankind then rested. Only after all that did it go on to say anything about Adam and eve.

Someone cap this, this has to be part of the next "American education" compilation.

No, it's clearly stated in Genesis 2 that when God created Adam there were no other men on earth.

Niggers can't do math.

realistically, this just means there were people all over the world millions of years ago. and they only found it in Ethiopia.

>girls generation

>"old remains discovered"
>not including 99 million year old dinosaur remains
>not specifying human remains
>not knowing that humans in their current form have only existed for about 250 000 years
>being German

>4 million years of nigger orgies have led me to this point
>*stands proudly in front of shithub with stonespear*

Casualties
>Jackie Chan [disputed]

>jackie chan
>casualty

this.

its clearly stated in Isiah, that before the creation of adam that the earth was inhabited with many cities and nations.

Goddamn that burns....


NIGGERS BTFO!

look at all the technological advances in the last 6000 vs 4million years ago tho.

we evolved

>a female

Jaguar! Jaguar! Jaguar!

huh really makes u think

Didn't god cleanse the earth of men multiple times? I don't know the christian timelines, I'm more into pokemon, 40k and a little star trek. I remember Methusalem being at war with degenerates before God flooded the earth and drowned everyone.

Why do I have the feeling that if I waste 2 minutes googling this stuff that it will be entirely debunked like every other WE nigger pseudoscience? Homo sapiens isn't even 4 million years old.

I did. The answer is: KANGZ. 3'994'000 years of KANGZ.

It was already established in the bible that God created the animals first.

>4 million years
...What? If i recall my school elementary biology course correctly, species what has "human" in the name first appeared 45k years ago.

Because Homo Sapiens has only been around for like 140k years, before that we shared a common ancestor with niggers and neanderthals.

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The Greatest Hero in history

I would expect an American to get creationism right, Jesus fucking Christ choke on a salad you dumb nigger

>That leaves over 3,994,000 years of who?

years of fucking LATE, just like some nigger president at this moment.

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>bible book of facts

so basically we evolved into white people?

>> im more into pokemon ans 40k

Made me kek, 5 out of meme

I can literally tell you how to live life in THIS country, fag.

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Eactly, until the closes relative of man was made in the image of the gods (aliens), dindunuffins did just that


din
du
nuffin

>Ethiopians
>Black

no Tyrone.

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>degenerates before God flooded the earth and drowned everyone.
No single flood killed everyone. We know for a fact that there were multiple floods thousands of years apart and killed lots of people for their "great flood" myths, but there was never one like the Bible describes.

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3.994.000 of homo niggers non sanpiens
Then in Middle east is born the aryan(noble in persian) race, a homo sapiens sapiens.

>ice age ends
>massive flooding

Fucking hell, they don't even realise what they are saying

"adam and eve" is according to abrahamic religions the original humans, created in "gods image". By claiming they came *before* that, they are literally insinuating that they aren't humans.

Fucking hell, if you are going to use a religion in your argumentation, at the very least make sure that the very same argument goes against you.

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> MARX_grave.jpg
Is it ironic because the grave is owned property?

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Aryan's started the spread of the bloodline for all, the engineered first human subjects

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The source of all conservative ̶k̶n̶o̶w̶l̶e̶d̶g̶e̶ conspiracy theories.

Normally I don't care about proving religion real, but theres something really funny about a 2000 year old book being correct.

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>the oldest ____ remains discovered

Conveniently left out the fact that the remains aren't even from the same species as us, let alone the homo genus.

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never knew so many countries had trees in their flags until i came to Sup Forums

that and having everything be given for free to everyone is unsustainable

Much like modern africans.

No. It's not like the glaciers melted overnight. It took thousands of years and looked more like slightly increased snow and rainfall and slightly warmer temperatures.

Flooding has always been a danger to human communities. The more settled, the more the fear, too. Civilization can be considered as the measure of organized flood control. Rain happens upstream and if your king has good flood planning you live and if not you get swept away in the night. It's terrifying.

The religious tales of floods encode these realities. This Abrahamic myths of Noah's Flood are clearly a reference to the flooding of the Black Sea from the Med. It wasn't a global flood, there simply isn't enough water on Earth to do that.

Republicans to Democrats be like

that picture is very deceptive. marx's grave is in highgate cemetery, which is also home to lots of other famous people's graves (and tens of thousands of others, including war graves). you don't "pay to visit marx's grave", you pay to enter the cemetery, and the friends of the cemetery (who run the place) are not "marx enthusiasts". furthermore the friends are a charity that took over when the private enterprise that ran the cemetery before failed.

basically fuck you hannah mccoy