LOL EICHENWALD IS FUCKING BACK!

LOL EICHENWALD IS FUCKING BACK!

SEIZURE CONFIRMED!!!!!!!

Other urls found in this thread:

twitter.com/kurteichenwald
kurteichenwald.com/contact/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME

PLEASE, blump. Eichenwald is having mental breakdown number two

do the stumpings ever stop?

>Catalog
He's pretty serious about it. Look out, Jew Goldstein, he's looking for you!

Get rid of all the gif! It's not worf it!

some pol avatar faggot on a vpn and a few proxys is not worth the trouble of finding out who they are.

BAN ASSAULT GIFS

New Gif legislation now!!!

Will anything actually come of this? Isn't this sort of thing a legal grey-area?

Lulz will come of this, if nothing else. We should encourage this fucker to pursue this as far as possible, so that he and anyone who supports him makes a complete idiot of themselves.

...

100% you cannot be charged for sending a strobe to someone on the internet. It wasn't even a private message, it was a public tweet with his name tagged in it. Hilarious though.

Really don't know. First, they would have to subpoena twitter to somehow find the location or real identity of the shit poster, and assuming they aren't from some other country (which they might be, they're probably from Sup Forums or something) They would then have to prove that the guy knew he has epilepse.Then they would have to prove that he actually had a seizure, and not just his wifes claim.

Not very likely. This will probably become his life from now on. He was so bothered by tuckers interview, and people pounding his asshole all night on twitter, that he can't let this go. He looks like an idiot and in his crazed mind, getting that guy arrested will be worth all of this.

Looks fake. Don't see it on Twitter

i saw it on twitter myself

its real, i just got my account suspended and freezed for re posting the seizure gif.

What are you talking about? It's on his twitter

twitter.com/kurteichenwald

>twitter.com/kurteichenwald
He just tweeted this out barely a half an hour ago.

are you jew_goldstein?

not that i care, fuck every internet faggot, id rather burn my fucking computer that be a peon on their cyber slave factory

I ll be doing some mass shooting afterwards, so you might want to come and arrest me, only beware that i will blow up my 100lbs propane tank and oxigen tank, be ready for some loss of life.

>cross-state assault

This year, I just can't stop laughing.

no, but i assume many people did the same

can we get a lawyer on this?

isn't there a seizure warning in the ToS?

L I T E R A L L Y S H A K I N G

I

T

E

R

A

L

L

Y

S

H

A

K

I

N

G

Do you think he'll ever figure out how to turn off autoplay?

If I make him have a seizure, how is this faggot going to sue me?
Everyone who isn't in US or some 1984 shithole like UK should tweet flashing gifs at him.

What the fuck is he going to do to me? How can he possibly touch me?
What if you're in China or India? What the FUCK is he going to do about it?

I mean how did he last this long without turning off autoplay? Is he lying or retarded?

He's not reading tweets anymore so it would just be a waste of time and a twitter account.

But it was somebody from US 100% , press F to pay respects

Calling the Internet police

The Jew Goldstein Assault Gif act of 2017
-aka the Jew.G.A.G act

Draft v.01.1
-All New Assault Gif production is illegal
-existing assault gifs longer than 30frames are illegal
-all existing assault gifs are limited to 10frames and posters must submit background check forms before posting
-10 frame assault gifs must be equipped with a "eichenwald button" to limit frame rate to 15fps

Guys, I have an idea. Let's make the media report this. Send e-mails or tweets to CNN or whatever saying that the evil alt-right nazis attacked a Jew over the internet.

COSTA RICA THE MADMAN

>weaponized assault memes are real.
>when will the right ban deadly assault gifs.
>how many children have to die.

kek
literally

Is there anyone on Sup Forums who gets seizures from this shit?

...

International ASSULT! !!!111

This stupid nigger is milking his victim and 7 mins of fame hoping someone will care.
They won't.
Nobody will give this faggot another ounce of fucks.
Let him fade back into nothing. Ignore the brainless needledick.

underrated post.

>How many Ari Goldstein are here today?

Watching his Carlson interview gives me the impression his a pathological liar. I say activate the 7 proxies.

What is this guy's claim to fame? I must have missed it.

strobe at me,with sign you deserve a seziure. now that is funny. lol

This one kind of is annoying

woah holy shit me again guys I'm having one right now what's going on

Typical jew lying on twitter, a complete anti-white bastard.
That's pretty much his entire claim to fame and all he is known for.

Right Wing Gif Squads, attack!!

Noone must have actually called that ambulance, too bad because now he can make up whatever he wants in the days afterwards and possibly even press real charges assuming the account owner can be tracked

He got caught with kiddie porn and blamed it on research.

I could stare at this for hours.

people who are photosensitive are faggots.

gave me a sensible chuckle my friend. i have deposited one (you) into your account.

From his wiki on when he hoarded CP on his computer:

> In an October 19, 2007 interview with NPR's David Folkenflik, Eichenwald stated that, due to the severe backlash from the Justin Berry story, he felt compelled to disclose that his epilepsy had caused "severe memory disruptions" and that he had a "deeply unreliable memory for names, facts and events" which he compensated for by his "meticulous reporting methods."

did Jew Goldstein died? cant find his twitter anymore

I present...

For those out of the loop, retards spammed this dude's twitter account with GIFs.

Out of the blue his account tweets his wife's son is letting everyone know he's having a medical incident over GIF spam. Now he's threatening to sue.

Luckily the twitter account that made the offensive GIF has been suspended. Therefore justice has been served on the internet and nothing like this will ever happen again.

See you next time on the next autistic episode of Social Justice Warriors.

I see Moloch, Darth Vader's helmet, and if I unfocus my eyes, a Bug (beetle or cockroach?) in the middle.

...

>"severe memory disruptions"

sound familiar?

I still can't believe he's not a jew. This is such a jewish thing to do

Is there anything more pathetic than a man taking pictures with tumblr angles?

>Imb4 Sweeden

if he actually manages to find out who did it and successfully prosecute them i will laugh my fucking ass off at neets actually facing consequences for being retards on twitter

Kek

Do Shillary now!

Some people make the whole tribe look bad.

This is a major escalation of the MEME WAR.

Had there been a pepe or other hate symbol in that gif then all the 3 letter agencies would be involved for hate crime, hate speech, attempted murder, anti semitism and misogyny(because he is a pussy).

Kurt Eichenwald is a liar! Apologize to the Japanese people!

> I HAD A SEIZURE
>THEN I TOOK SOME BENZO AND WAS TOTALLY FINE AND IT WASNT A BIG DEAL IN ANYWAY BUT ILL PRETEND IT WAS LIFE THREATENING BECAUSE MOST PEOPLE DONT KNOW THAT SEIZURES ARE NOT A BIG DEAL

Hitler was bang on in regards to these kikes.

The more I argued with them, the better I came to know their dialectic. First they counted on the stupidity of their adversary, and then, when there was no other way out, they themselves simply played stupid. If all this didn't help, they pretended not to understand, or, if challenged, they changed the subject in a hurry, quoted platitudes which, if you accepted them, they immediately related to entirely different matters, and then, if again attacked, gave ground and pretended not to know exactly what you were talking about. Whenever you tried to attack one of these apostles, your hand closed on a jelly-like slime which divided up and poured through your fingers, but in the next moment collected again. But if you really struck one of these fellows so telling a blow that, observed by the audience, he couldn't help but agree, and if you believed that this had taken you at least one step forward, your amazement was great the next day. The Jew had not the slightest recollection of the day before, he rattled off his same old nonsense as though nothing at all had happened, and, if indignantly challenged, affected amazement; he couldn't remember a thing, except that he had proved the correctness of his assertions the previous day.

LOOOOOOL

Ah yes the famous case.
Eichenwald v Jew_Goldstein

...

Let this be a reminder folks, you can't Cuck the Tuck.

I'm itslisn, if a tweet him this image will he call the interpol to lock me up?

Fuck, that guy is so Jewish, I can't stop laughing.

How do the Jews on this board look at this and still announce their heritage with pride

>Not using Tor to connect to Twitter
ISHYGDDT

weaponized assault gifs are a new spetsnaz tactic. Duck and cover!

the very last one about haters and losers always gets me good.

It would probably cause the cuck to seizure hard. Wouldn't tweet without a proxy.

who else gonna tweet seizures at him now?
dont stop until we hunt his kike ass off twitter
gif i have is duplicate so I cant post

hey guys i just got an idea... for anyone tweeting assault gifs at Kurt, make your Twitter name and photo Russian, he will flip the fuck out

HOW DO I CONTACT THIS MAN

MORE KEKED THAN TIM KAINE OR ANTHONY BURCH

AMAZING

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

hahahha which one of you glorious faggots did this kek

kurteichenwald.com/contact/
>kurteichenwald.com/contact/
kurteichenwald.com/contact/
>kurteichenwald.com/contact/
kurteichenwald.com/contact/
>kurteichenwald.com/contact/
kurteichenwald.com/contact/
>kurteichenwald.com/contact/
kurteichenwald.com/contact/
>kurteichenwald.com/contact/
kurteichenwald.com/contact/
>kurteichenwald.com/contact/

They flash

Fun fact: seizures are more common than allergies.

holy fuck im literally shaking right now im gonna sue user

Holy shit. The first true casualty in Memetic warfare. Ban weaponized autism now!

...

.

>the internet is made of blinking lights
>still goes on internet

I can see him clear as day in my mind, scrolling past a strobe, closing the page, realizing he can be a victim, and acting out a few tremors just so he can lie more easily when he brings up this terrible assault he had to endure. I really REALLY hate fucking kikes.

Jfjdkskdjfnf grnksjskendn

Where we YOU when the first casualty of the MEME WAR occured?

>not even a gif
Lol brilliant!

Is there a legal precedent for purposedly sending someone a strobe light to cause a seizure?

is there a way to give the seizure gifs normal thumbnails to trick him into clicking them and then guarantee undetectable eichenseuizures?
if so produce a batch of them

...

Yes he was suspended.

People like this are enemies of God. God feels so much love for His children when they kill His enemies.
Starting January 21st, open season begins. Starting January 21st, it's time to take an 8 year break from your shitposting and work your way down your list for the sake of the almighty.
You have been keeping a list, haven't you?

(face)
book
(dot)
com
(slash)
Kurt (nospace) Eichenwald

The .gif trial of 1843

CYKA BLYAT

holy fuck that is hilarious