Brit/pol/ - Del Boy Edition

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>|||||BREAKING||||| What do you expect when prisons become rat nests? HMP Birmingham gets taken over by inmates
birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/winson-green-prison-riots-what-12333469

>Sharia May ignored by Brussels officials at EU Summit
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/15/theresa-may-seen-ignored-eu-summit-awkward-video/

>Brussels expects Britain to pay 'divorce fee' of fifty BILLION pounds to leave the EU
express.co.uk/news/politics/743999/Britain-forced-pay-50-billion-leave-European-Union-brexit

>Antisemitism now illegal in Britain: Theresa May confirms at PMQs today that the guidelines below will now become official government policy for policing hate speech
gov.uk/government/speeches/a-definition-of-antisemitism

>The Milkman Cometh; Lib Dems SURGE to a five-year high in the polls, smashing UKIP into fourth place
standard.co.uk/news/politics/liberal-democrats-jump-to-best-poll-rating-in-five-years-after-richmond-park-triumph-a3420906.html

>The biggest loser of the EU Referendum
economist.com/news/britain/21711934-having-almost-disappeared-scotland-party-danger-losing-touch-its

>Labour demand that Rupert Murdoch's total takeover of Sky be referred to Ofcom
theguardian.com/politics/blog/live/2016/dec/15/brexit-theresa-may-brussels-care-council-tax-warning-eu-trade-deal-could-take-10-years-accused-of-gloomy-pessimism-politics-live

>Green Party in bribing row as allegations surface that they were offered £250,000 not to field a candidate in the Richmond Park by-election
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/green-party-deny-bribe-liberal-democrats-richmond-park-sarah-olney-zac-goldsmith-a7458871.html

>Former Britain First leader jailed for breaching a court order that he couldn't enter mosques
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38326446

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This thread is at least 20 times better.

Indeed

Friendly reminder that

>Brit
rhymes with
>frigid clit

Granddad > Albert

Friendly reminder that

>German
rhymes with
>sperm nan

cushti

Friendly reminder that

>Kraut
rhymes with
>ilaha ha il allah

Let bygones be bygones.

There is no reason for the white man and the anglo to fight.

THE BLOOD CANALS

>the white man and the anglo

>THE BLOOD CANALS

But enough about your menstruating clunge.

Nice touch, eh? :^)

anglo what saxon ats right

It was Hans.

...

Soon...

>you will never be as svelte as Oswald.

>menstruating

so that's what those sleeping people were doing after Dresden was bombed.

How come the ruins of Dresden still look more pleasant than the average British smile

Well Dresden certainly was smoother and cleaner.

lmao noice :^)

Is Birmingham prison full of mudslimes?

Our news wrote that if the inmates get to the sex offenders part that there will be dead.

>Our news wrote that if the inmates get to the sex offenders part that there will be dead.
That's usually the case with prisons.

And Birmingham has lots of Muslims so safe to assume there are a few in there.

>Our news wrote that if the inmates get to the sex offenders part that there will be dead.

That's just a general fact of Prison riots. Normal inmates hate sex offenders, especially paedo's. They always try to kill them.

So what's the news, do you expect a happening?

Shits on fire and people are cheering. Police just standing around outside, special 'Tornado' group has gone in whatever the fuck they are.

Just seems like your average riot to me, it is Christmas after all.

Ridiculously shit way for prisoner scum to feel morally superior to the rest


>Murder two old people and rob their house
>Beat fuck out of someone who shagged a fifteen year-old because "That's just not on"

I get the Scot-Rus Nonceposter's point of view sometimes

bump

Nah, I think this is more of a proper happening, it's just being played down because of limited reporting. We won't know the extent of it until it's over though.

Typical riots don't usually start playing out with rioting prisoners making gains on other parts of hte complex AFTER specialist anti-riot squads have been sent in. The fact they raided a guardroom and have been able to arm themselves with riot gear and use fire hoses as improvised water cannons seems to have been effective.

Numbers are getting bigger with every report too. First it was up to '100' inmates, then '200' on an 'isolated wing', then it was '400', now it's over 600 with reports they now control large parts of the prison and have been able to get into areas they'd never usually be able to get near like administrative blocs with stolen keys.

gas them on the spot imo

I miss a lot of former politicians all of a sudden. Nige, but also William Hague are prominent in my mind. Not a fan of this next wave of politicians.

Sainsburys bourbon biscuits are shit tbqh

It's just rose goggles and a sense of better the devil you know

In 2021 Corbyn will be fiercely missed as Miliband is now

You're probably right but do you not sense that this wave of politicians are less.. likeable? Especially the Labour ones, fucking hell are they awful.

Remember these bad boys lads?

take it back, now.

hope they got the keys to the nonce wing.

I dislike pedophiles

It's because you bought basics you peasant just get the normal sainsburys ones

THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

Have to admit they're getting clever, this is clearly the work of white inmates, as the pictures with riot gear showed. They've also broken into the records office and started destroying files on inmates.

I just bought the first ones I found. Asda ones are nice desu

Have we got time to meme 'death to traitors, freedom for Britain' into the charts?

"Speaking through his solicitor, a prisoner, who is on the jail’s G wing, known as the protected wing for inmates accused or convicted of sex offences, said: “The others have been trying to get in here. We’re terrified.”

kek

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Imagine if Farage was killed. They'd be singing in celebration the cunts

ST JO DIED FOR ARE SINS

Have to say I'm quite happy with the photography there lads

Fucking hell, top fucking keks. First they get the keys, then they get riot gear and battons and drive back specialist riot squads, now they're trying get at the nonces.

How long before we have a riot /general/ thread to discuss territorial gains being made by rioters in the liberation of HMP Birmingham?

Can only hope their latest offensive succeeds in fully capturing Nonceleppo.

>that moment when their false flag to win the referendum turned out to be a sacrifice to Kek who in turn granted the referendum to us

I think the scot-rus guy and the nonce-rus are different. Could be wrong

>fully capturing Nonceleppo

It would be a good public relations move.... winning the hearts and minds of the uk population will be important in this conflict.

I'll Google to snag a pack. Look good but the all telling question is.... do they go with Burgers, cheese burgers that is? And I want the cheese made in Sheffield to help my Bong Bros. You boys stood up and we are still cheering for Free men with "Bong balls". You are being threatened and the EU is trying everthing to fuck up your economy. Stay the course my British brothers. Maybe they will stop fucking with you and spend their time trying to keep France!

GOD Save the Queen! And my free brothers the "True Blue Hearts of Oak!".

It's Christmas come early for The Sun and their readership if the rioter offensive succeeds and dozens of nonces get the shit kicked out of them - or worse.

You thought they enjoyed Brexit or Trump? Going to look like nothing compared to the scenes when a bunch of paedos get lynched.

Fucking kek nonceleppo

I always find that an infuriating argument from so-called """compassionate""" or conservative opponents of the death penalty. They inevitably oppose it because it's inhumane, too evil etc, but then when it comes to a crime they particularly dislike they actively hope that the convict in question has to live through an entire life of neverending hell in one of these gang-controlled holding pens

Soon I'm expecting to see liberal media showing images of scared young nonces and 'innocent' elderly ones suffering and talking about this as a crisis that's our fault for not caring about them.

The 'Nonces Welcome' banners will be out soon.

There are already articles in Yank papers about how paedos are just misunderstood. Fucking disgusting.

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>he isn't moving to central or south america

It's like you want to die in the nuclear refugee apocalypse

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>Moving from about-to-become-Niggerland to Niggerland

For what purpose

I'M TALKING-
youtube.com/watch?v=RcU7FaEEzNU

ARE JO

youtube.com/watch?v=I3D6ehvqXEQ&t

>want to remain
>get murdered
>Britain votes leave
"YOU CANT ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT"
Seriously is this a prank by seem sick cunt or are they just stupid

Really made me convert

...

AHAAHAHA

are Woesy having a chat with some leftylad at the moment if anyone's interested

youtube.com/watch?v=AtZs1ndE0HU

>It's time to go
>You will always be in our heart, you are the


>STAAAAR


What the fuck, if this was literally any other nationality she'd be questioned by police and if it was Israel she'd literally be in jail

>Sing tribute song to Jo Cox
>Confirm in your comment section that she didn't go to heaven
T O L E R A N T

>tolerating someone means believing they are going to heaven
tripfags in charge of knowing things

I've heard this from my friend who's Muslim. He said something like only someone who rejects true Islam is a kuffar and will go to hell. To reject corrupted Islam isn't a problem

Just seen the Jo "Who?" Cox christmas no1 thing on the news lads, was fucking pissing myself.

>You Can't Always Get What You Want

Hilarious

"She was practiced at the art of deception / Well I could tell by her blood-stained hands"

Really makes you think.

He says at the end of the video that the angels are waiting for her in heaven, one assumes that when he got reminded in the comment section (which has since been deleted) that by saying this he was going against the word of Allah he quickly went back on it

>tfw

youtube.com/watch?v=OXy99w9e7C8

Lads, why is our government giving weapons to a terrorist state like Saudi Arabia?

Poor buggers. Nobody deserves dementia or its affiliates

Hitchens BBC2

uhhhh its 2016??? duh??

>He's with Suzanne Evans again

Holy shit this fucking woman needs a slap.
She just doesn't fucking care, she can't see past her own fucking views

>Noncelepo
Top kek

lads i'm really sad today
my friends told me that they will stop being around me if i don't stop speaking my mind.
i cried earlier.
i don't want britain to die. why are cucks everywhere?
will the cucks ever go away?
shit day tbqh

Thanks mate.

You waffling on about those Jews again, lad?

>Giving
They're making plenty of money m8.

Selling, son, selling, there's a difference.

She keeps breathing noticeably between her rants

Last I heard was the moderate paedos were calling for a ceasefire and international intervention.

My friends see me as an anomaly in the circle due to my views.

They see me as "that" guy obvs but it would be more cuckish to conform than give in to something you don't believe in.

That lefty shit just threatened conservatives


"I think you're going to see some very interesting activism"

So antifa thuggery then, you sour cow

HULLOOOO

Well basically I got cucked by BASED NA for running my ugly scouser mouth about nationalists actually doing something instead of sitting on youtube having a mid life crisis

Okay thank you

>actually doing something
Aye posing in front of statues of Nelson Mandela and throwing banana peels over the place will surely make the plebs wake up

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>moderate pedos
They don't exist. It's just america funding them. Damn NAMBLA fighting their proxies wars against Russia.

As will an ugly irrelevant manlet sitting ranting in front of bookcase he's never bothered to read 95% of.

Also I've heard from sources that Joe is fucking SUICIDAL over his account termination heh.

What did you say?