OBAMA PRESS CONFERENCE
1st for literally nothing
All the new neocons in the Democratic Party are shitting their pants and having a tantrum right now.
My fucking sides.
>LITERALLY PASSED OUT
Did he say anything of substance in that whole spiel? I didnt hear it.
He made someone sick to death of his shit.
>stop all of the hacking
This is all just a ploy to dissuade the electoral college, isn't it?
LIBERALS LITERALLY HAVING HEART ATTACKS
>I'm sorry, something going on?
RUSSIA JUST HACKED SOMEONE TO DEATH
IT'S HAPPENING
SOMEONE JUST DIED DURING THE CONFERENCE
HOLY SHIT
HOW CAN THEY KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS?!?!
PRAISE KEK
PRAISE KEK
>"hey bro, im about to ask about the birth certificate"
>dies
SACRIFICED TO KEK
GET THE DOCTOR
J U S T
U
S
T
>LIBSHITS LITERALLY SHAKING TO DEATH
>someone gets sick
>has to wait in line for obamas doctor
>someone is not feeling good
THE CIA'S HEART ATTACK GUN GOT HIM/HER. FUGGGGGGGGGG
False flag heart attaxk
>they don't turn the camera to the audience
KGB AGENT INFILTRATED THE EVENT AND POISIONED A JOURNALIST
IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE?
Yes ITS HAPPENING
omg someone is dying
FUCKING RUSSIA ARE HACKING PEOPLE'S HEARTS
WHEN DOES IT STOP!!??!?!
plant he was slipping too hard, hard to be interrupted.
basically saying we are in a proxy war without literally saying it.
Some bitch had a fucking seizure.
>LAST OBAMA PRESS CONFERENCE
>SOMEONE HAS A FUCKING HEART ATTACK
Top kek lmao, proud to say I witnessed
>collapsed under the weight of the bullshit
KEk
KEK CONFIRMS
>77
lol yea i was thinking
or the the mkultra cue backfired and caused her to seize out
Kind of an odd question but do you guys think presidents are prescribed some sort of neurotropic for mental performance? Is it alphabrain?
can't wait to see how he'll worm his way out of the unmanned sub thing
Bane ?
> OF COURSE
Is it just me or does Obama sound like the aliens from Coneheads?
shadilay !
Just go through the palm doors....
PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS FOR ANONYMOUS JOURNALIST
>So full of nothing that someone dies from boredom
This is just stupid
CORRECT!
great now the russians know the location of doc jackson
DOCTORS IN THE HOUSE!!!!
>mfw someone dies while I'm giving my last speech.
RUSSIANS HACKED SOMEONE INTO A HEART ATTACK GOYS
F
>just stands there and interjects a few times
really shows how much a leader he is lol.
A fainting red herring, ingenious move Obongo
>about to ask about birth cert
>received 2 heart attacks to the back of the head
Why are the Russians not doing anything? They get all the blame and do nothing.
IT HAPPENED
>AN IMPULSE
F
VULT
RUSSIAN NERVE GAS IN THE ROOM
a reporter just O'Ded on BS
WEW
E
W
>the map room
just like cory haha
best anime right Sup Forums?
>talks about feeling guilt of deaths
>someone dies in his last press conference
FUCK TRUMP AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE AND FUCK RUSSIA
HAHAHAH.
He said that Democrats didn't do everything right.
> Reporter had seizure. Ambulance now coming in.
Oh fuck CIA sources are reporting that the lady's central nervous system was hacked by the Russians to DISRUPT Obama's announcement of WW3
>DOCTORS IN THE HOUSE
Dr. Cory in the House
Obama would be acting this way if either trump is gonna be let into office or if he gets assassinated. His demeaner means literlly nothing and youre all blind sheep
God damn he is so fucking low energy.
He literally shuts down and forgets his train of thought after a 10 second interruption.
Good GOD!
The negro just killed someone in the press with his boring incoherent ramblings.
Doc Jackson sez takes these watermelons and see me in the moanin!
This nigga ain't gon do shit.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WAS THAT JOURNALIST FROM FOX NEWS? ABOUT TO ASK AN UNAPPROVED QUESTION?
He looks fucking depressed hahahahahahaha
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putin is the new morpheus he a true 400lb hacker,
>Speak and you shall receive. Praise kek
REPTILIAN CONFIRMED
That just comfirmed the happening
kek
BREAKING, the woman who collapsed was Hillary Clinton.
I'd be depressed if I had to serve as president these past 8 years.
I don't blame him
what did he leaf by this
No, he is carefully considering his words. He speaks like a good lawyer would. You only hear the exact point he wants to make, little room for misinterpretation
If you like your Doctor, you can keep your Doctor!
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F
fags
JUST GOT HERE DID HE SAY ANYTHING IMPORTANT YET?
fugg
dirty faggot man-whores, you disgust me
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BRING THOSE TENS OF THOUSANDS OF MUSLIMS TO AMERICA!!!!!!!
Would be better if he actually did something positive as king nigger
bitch just died while he was speakin
Sacrifice to Kek
kek
What do you think?
Someone literally just died in the middle of him speaking
jajaja
Lol
Obama is begging Assad and Putin to let his Jihadist out alive
FUCK THAT