Finally this shithole is collapsing

Finally this shithole is collapsing

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what's the latest happening? all i know is that their retarded minister of foreign affairs is here in Montevideo still trying to hijack Mercosur

what's going on?

Anything in particular or is it just another day in a crumbling socialist shithole?

You're basically the same country.

The only difference is Venezuela tries to fight the cartels.

>Funding FARC is now fighting the cartels

and i have to go back to that shithole tomorrow morning
>feelsbadmen

wat why
for what purpose

came here visiting my aunt, found a job but i need a visa to apply for a working permit. honestly im scared af i could totally get killed or robbed anytime

Thanks Dominican Republic for destroying Venezuela.

hehe

Truth.

what the fuck?
why do you care?
they let in 1 million 30 iq sub saharian aids-infected rapist muslim niggers that they fish out of the mediterranean PER DAY

why would they give a fuck about you staying or needing any sort of visa?
just stay there ffs

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as an unaccompanoid gringo, how far would i make it out of caracas airport on my own without being held up?

Don't go back, things will get worse there, who gives a fuck if you're illegal.

The fuck are you talking about

i actually said that. but they really didnt care, germans are a bunch arab dick suckers, and since im Not...just said to me rules are rules, get visa and then come back or get deported (they know where im staying) and wont be able to get inside germany again for 5 years

You wont make it out.

Hyperinflation heavily devalued their currency over the course of the year, and then the President announced that 100 boliviar bills are now null and void. He gave the people three days to return the notes to the bank. The 100 Boliviar bill is the most basic and common unit of currency, taking up 46% of the countries' total cash, according to Wikipedia. Apparently he did this because he claims the Mafia were stockpiling the 100 boliviar notes and were causing the rise in inflation.

Now their economy is collapsing, there's rioting and looting in the streets, and most people have no money. Prepare for a huge happening, lads.

the economy virtually stopped altogether after they decided to pull the country's largest bills from circulation in an attempt to fight hyperinflation and crime.

later fucko
ur not white

btw The 100-bolivar bill was only worth about 3 U.S. cents to begin with. Withdrawing it leaves the country relying on the 50-bolivar bill worth a penny and a half

just stay there, they're not gonna forcefully deport you, you silly goose

plus Venezuela is on state of disarray, almost a dictatorship, just claim you're a political refugee

but at this point i dont know if this is real or you're just trolling, post venezuelan passport with timestamp

you think i want to go back to that fucking hell m8? im scared af but pretty much i have no other option. i need a fucking job to survive and things are so fucking controled here that noone actually hire illegal ppl

Not only, pretty much nothing costs less than 100 bolivares in Venezuela. It's the cost of a bus ride. A Big Mac costs 5600 bolivares.
This means that everyone who had money saved is going to lose everything if they can't deposit the money.
Also, they can only deposit the money in the national bank, which only has agencies in Caracas and Maracaibo.

But won't they all go running to Colombia? Seems like this isn't a good thing for you.

To put this in Chavista terms: "the imperialist yankees are destroying the economy!"

>make a shitton of Colombian illegals into citizens
>chavez magically wins the election by a margin close to the number of people given amnesty
>they all go back anyways when there's no more jobs

I hate Colombians
I'm not even latin, they're just the mexicans of south america

to claim political refuge you need to present proofs. they dont accept global news as proofs (fuckers) also i got a bunch of letters telling taht in a few days police will come check if im still here.
anyway is not like ill stay there in the shit hole. ill be back in 2 months or smt

>also i got a bunch of letters telling taht in a few days police will come check if im still here.

Hide in the attic

>I hate Colombians

It's not their fault, really. Just stuck in a poorly-run country. Imagine if instead of Washington, the USA started with a delusional military dictator who tried to hold on to power and split his country in two. That's basically Bolivar, Colombia's founder. They were fucked from the start.

rather man up and just do my shit, besides its a well paying job, or at least enough to survive as venezuelan and i wont be able to work without working permit

>Mafia were stockpiling
>causing the rise in inflation

Why can't just blame the US? They'd seem less retarded

Venezuela pulling the 100 banknote will go down in the history as legendary stupidity. Somehow, even with all of Maduro's blunders, he manages to epically top them all with a spectacular three point shot at the buzzer.

Because they blame the US for literally everything else. Need to slow down or the people will figure out that the big bad yanquis aren't actually that interested in Venezuela.

Take me with you :^)
>also
Marico hay saqueos en todos lados lmaooo

at this point i really doubt they care if they seem or not retarded. after this bitch declares cant go any lower

are you talking about germany or venezuela on that last sentence, hard to figure out, you know?

yo se esa mierda pero lo mismo es, cuantas veces no han hecho mierda suficiente que comienzan a saquear toda mierda, trancan calles y verga.. luego comienza la mardita temporada de beisbol y ya... no paso nada
la gente ya se acostumbro, van a pasar hambre, unos dias de protesta y luego vuelven a lo mismo y no paso nada

>i got a bunch of letters telling taht in a few days police will come check if im still here.

based german police

can vouch for this, they only want all of the islamic refugees

The tragedy is, when the dust finally settles in Caracas, no matter what the government looks like, there will still be hordes of people who revere Chavez. People say the CIA killed him. If the conspiracy theory is true, they were stupid to do so. Better to have kept him alive, and have him really own this trainwreck for himself instead of letting Maduro be history's villain.

Venezuela is the next target for an oil war

>MUH INMACULATED CUNZERR

Sorry that socialism happened.

oy! colombia, brasil, you should peace keep them before the usa or worse isis meddles in and takes over

that necklace, is that the new german way of tagging them?

Come to Spain, you'll never be deported and after 2 years you can claim nationality (yes, two fucking years) which allows you to work all over Europe.
I don't even care man, bring it on.

Regalame unos $ hay pueh pa no morirme tan feo :^(

And South Americans don't have to pay taxes in Spain, so he could keep all his wages.

based ? you fucking autistic german, there are worthy people with skills trying to do honest work and yet your kind only open the doors to muslims with no skills of any kind

I am a venezuelan with only 40k on my bank account thats about 10$, AMA

La Gran Colombia when?

What's your plan in case there's a civil war?
you do have a plan right..

Can't you go to Dominican Republic? Go there for a while then leave.
The economy is at least afloat compared to the rest of Latin America.

Why don't you just kill yourself?

> Finally this shithole is collapsing
Is it collapsing in a different way that it has been collapsing in the last years or did something else happened? What's the situation bros?

i think abput spain for a while. but i have no friends or family there so get a bit support or money enough to try by my own, besides theres a lot venezuelans on spain and as far as i know you guys hate us a lot.

tengo 37 euros en la cartera para sobrevivir 3 meses XD

bvayern pays 100% refugees expenses + cash for free. but im not arab, im 22 y.o with a law uni degree willing to work hard and pay taxes, so fuck me.

My plan its sell everything and leave or join the war
I am having some economic problems right now, the sell everythint is just in a super emergency case
Probably soon if things keep getting worse, i am actually depressed

i was in panama before coming to germany but people there is sooo fcuking shit, if you are not panama citizen you dont get hired, no matter if you have any permit.

would you?

Last time I went to DR there were tons of Colombians and Venezuelans there too. You can be amongst your own people.

Actually the Interior Minister has accused the U.S. Treasury Department of working to spirit the country’s 100-bolivar notes to Europe to destabilize the Venezuelan government.

caracaschronicles.com/2016/12/12/insane-conspiracy-theory-behind-removal-bs-100-bill/

The solution to all of Venezuela's problems is obvious: more statues of Hugo Chavez.

That's what I mean, germans are mentally ill. There's thousands entering germany without any sort of papers coming from distant foreign violent cultures without any language skills, there's really a fucking plan to make Germany a caliphate.

Mentiroso, en panama hay muchos venecos trabajando, al igual q en chile.
Si mamas huevo bien t dejo venir aqui

thats old, they been doing the same thing since 2005

No man, there is a lot of niggers from Equador and other shitholes, but Venezuelans are few and usually get a pass compared to the tiraflechas.
I see so many venez. rekt videos of machetes and flip flops that if I was you I'd just try it. Move around leftists (universidades de ciencias políticas are the epicenter) and find a "I only date non spanish" lost girl with rich parents to finance your life. Once you get your shit in order dump her.

ah no claro, las venezolanas que esta buenas si consiguen trabajo rapido. vos irias a un bar panameno a ver panamenas? esas malditas parecian monos con faldas

kek, leafless canada get its

Venezuelans have PLENTY of food you retard.

youtube.com/watch?v=-9jASLItfkk

How does it feel so be so JUST

This is a serious question btw

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so what happens when a currency enters hyperinflation in regards to currency conversions / trading?

like the Venezuelan (((governement))) offers a conversion rate of 1 USD to 10 venezulean whatevers, is this a one way street? no bank would offer that same or similar conversion back to USD right (since the implied conversion rate by the IMF is 5000 to 1)?

i thought it would be a great way to make some money from arbitrage but from what i saw not a single major bank in australia offered to trade in venezuelan currency

I want to die, its such a meme that if you go outside there is a real high chance of getting kill for no reason

Come to America and start a landscaping business. I'll pay $100 for you to trim 8 acres of property.

Now they are drilling underneath the caribbean sea making a false 'tunnel' to steal some of their oil. Why do you think all those earth quakes and dangerous hurricanes are Occuring they are exploding nuclear warheads under sea.

kek, te sale afeitarte esas piernas y ponerte unas tetorras.

How many hot girls would I buy in venezuela right now for 100 euros ?

you people want to know the real venezuelan struggle? average venezuelan girl its 7/10qt, you want to fuck them all but you are way to poor to even pay for freaking condoms

nigger you can have your own playboy mansion for 100eu

for you venezuelans ITT, is this accurate?

expatistan.com/cost-of-living/caracas

could i theoretically rent a house in your country for less than 10 USD a month?

you keep waiting my man, if I were you I'd move to europe, chile or usa and work my way up doing shit nobody wants to do like cleaning. If you really want to fight then hats off to you.

If you don't mind getting kidnapped off the street and ransomed.

Fucking hell we don't need more of them.

How the fuck do commies get in power this day and age? I know Chavez became president in 99 but it's still relatively recent.
Do the commies have any public support left today and if so why?

foor price is bullshit, cost waaay more. also get a brand new tv but i would say 20$ for a house.

food*

Yeah senpai, i spent 3$ a week for food (just me) and i pay 3$ of rent , you can live a super comfy life with something like 50$ a month I am currently trying yo freelance to save some money in $ since saving in bolivares is just a meme

What's the likely outcome of this collapse?

Will the government be overthrown and replaced? If so, when and will it still be socialist?

How much is a helicopter? Might be useful in your situation.

Maduro wants to expel the Argentine ambassador lol

the bastards who did this to the country do indeed need a helicopter ride my friends

Do you think your countrymen will reject socialism/statism in the future?

que ha pasado negropargo

What do you do as a freelancer?

do you think anyone asked them this time around?

American here, about 7 years ago I wanted to move to Germany to work but found it nearly impossible to do so. Meanwhile hundreds of thousands of unskilled, uneducated criminals are allowed to enter and live on the taxpayers dime. It was and is infuriating. They came for gibs and offer nothing in return except violence and theft while I wanted to work and actually appreciate German society and culture, having visited there several times before. Merkel made the bed and now they all have to lay in it, and that bad is filled with AIDS rape.

cuando dices freelancer es un termino mas lujoso para decir que bachaqueas?XD

lance armed horseman for hire, like in the original meaning, the gunpowder will run out eventualy

That's fucking sad man, it's really unbelievable. Anyway how did you end up in japan ?

The best case scenario is an outside intervention, else is just impossible to get rid of the govt, people just complain about eating shit and then get use to it and the opossition wants le meme pacific protest so yeah we are fucked.
Doubt, people are uneducated and they all want free shit its literally gib me da
Programming, logo design, currently doing some offfice job for a dude in the uk.
No marico tas loco, digo freelancer como freelancer en verdad.

There's plenty of jerbs if you know software development. I have a friend in Austria as tech lead of a co. they have several venezuelans there and he being one of us as well

>South americans not paying taxes in spain
Utter bullshit. post proof otherwise