Tfw we are a relevant country and not hated by any nation

>tfw we are a relevant country and not hated by any nation

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>relevant country
are you serious?

>mfw

yeap :) Anyone in this world can tell anything about our culture and our culture, even if stereotypical

A man is defined by the enemies he makes. Same goes for nations. No, you're not relevant.
>captcha: pizza
The fuck are you faggots doing down there?

favela nigger

go get raped

marcela a QT

Football, corruption and carnivals is what Brazil is known for. Although corruption is certainly not unique to Brazil.

>A man is defined by the enemies he makes.
nah, insecure people think that way

Blitzkrieg?
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yes, nobody is against that :)

5 world cups?

You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.

How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?

You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShawn de Maradona. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.

I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world.

Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.

You nigger.

You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilisation.

You are the Baltimore of South America.

Go fertilise the pampas with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. Uruguayan cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an Brazilian "man" provided for a family.

Die, Diego. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.

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Brazilian space program

>5 world cups?
past glory, cry brazil fag

kek saved

How hue monkeys are remotely relevant?

>relevant
Do you have nothing else to do but bait faggots over here?

>past glory
nah not really, 7-1 just made us stronger. Now we got a reason to win the 6th title

>tfw we are a relevant country and not hated by any nation
No that description is literally Canada. We are loved worldwide, Americans even have to pretend to be Canadians when they travel to be treated nicely.

No one fakes being a Brazilian monkey to get better treatment in other countries.

>7-1 just made us stronger
Well you certainly cant get much weaker.

Okay guys are we or are we not going to war with Venezuela?

WATCH IT CHRISSY

that would be a fair fight, on the other hand, if you were to crush them commies you actually become relevant

>Well you certainly cant get much weaker.
kek do you even follow football my friend?

>are you serious?
We are relevant, we are the world's farm!

If we simply stock exporting food the global food prices would skyrocket and there would be widespread famine in most poorer countries!

Not to mention we are the number one location for the survivors of lost wars to seek shelter to escape persecution, be them nazists or confederates, we have them all, as seen in pic related!

We are quite relevant, far more than most third world countries at least.

To loot what? A broken country?
It isn't worth it

You're not serious.

I hate everything about your disgusting country except the gore vids.

fuck off akmed. This thread is for first world countries only.

Most of them returned tu USA
But still funny that they was obligated to migrate to our country after losing the American civil war

Memes aside, Brazil is a pretty cool country.

>If we simply stock exporting food the global food prices would skyrocket and there would be widespread famine in most poorer countries!
you must be real proud!

get to the level of my country, 2 world wars, and even though we lost, we are the most important country in Europe again, wait for the next war we start in a few years, it will be grand

that is because you are autistic :D

piss off murifat, it's all a ruse, we are just gathering fuel for our new concentration camps that run on mudslimes

>Brazil
>relevant
pick one

wars aren't nice :(

>Aids
>Trannies
>Shanty towns

I actually like Brazil and Brazilians, you guys are pretty chill. You're actually remarkably similar to Americans in a lot of regards, we should really be better friends.

yes and?

>Most of them returned tu USA
Yes, from the 5000 that came only 1000 remained, still they went on to create some of the most prosperous rural communities in the country and are now numbering nearly 200k people.

>get to the level of my country
You mean becoming so rich that massive hordes of mudslimes will flock to your lands seeking to live off your welfare programs and rape your women? I would rather stay a shithole, tbqh.

>2 world wars, and even though we lost
Losing a worldwar is the worst thing you could have done, losing 2 is far too much!

>we are the most important country in Europe again
Good for you, you are the most shiny light and therefore the one the miserable insects known as muslins will flock to, have fun dealing with that!

>wait for the next war we start in a few years, it will be grand
I can only hope so, be sure not to lose this one!

Wrong banana republic, Dominiek

You should be wiped out. Your country is a lab experiment run by Jews. You are nothing more than a lab rat from the global view.

>wars aren't nice :(
that's a bunch of bull, wars are a good thing, the are part of our human nature, you should read up on that: "War before civilization - The myth of the peaceful savage" by Lawrence H. Keely

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BRAZILIANS ARE WHITE!!!!!!

If you are not hated by any nation that means you are irrelevant.
Sorry.

>BRAZILIANS ARE WHITE!!!!!!
kek

nope :)

Don't kid yourself Brazil.

Everyone who has ever played a free online game knows your country is trash.

Brazil basically ruined DotA. Every time you play with a Brazillian you know you're playing with someone who isn't a team player, gets triggered and ruins games at the drop of a hat, and doesn't fucking speak English despite queueing on the English servers.

Seriously, why the fuck can't you play on your own servers? Why do you have to infest north american servers with your shittiness?

You're tied with Peru for the most hated south american third world shithole online.

at least they don't have abos

Peace is the greatest lie of all

That's what you Germans always like to believe, because you always get so confident that you can actually win them. History has proven the opposite.

> 7 - 1

Tell them pappy

>BRAZILIANS ARE WHITE!!!!!!
then why do they speak subhuman language?

Yep.

We have a giant territory.
Peaceful neighbors.
Vast natural resources.

And a culture and people cancerous enough to ruin all that.

Sad shit.

>playing free online games

Off yourself, you useless nigger

>says the barbarian

kek

>black shirt + not empathizing her cleavage
>non-retarded books on the bookshelf
>red lipstick

RUINED

SLUT

REEEEEE

>2-0

>And a culture and people cancerous enough to ruin all that.
but, foreigners usually appreciate more than anything our culture and our people

>Bar-bar-bar-bar

Rome was right

>BRAZILIANS ARE WHITE!!!!!!
As white as you, pai.

>Everyone who has ever played a free online game knows your country is trash.
So you base your entire worldview of a country based on a few handfull of people you played with on some online game? Seriously?

>If you are not hated by any nation that means you are irrelevant.

What if some irrelevant nations hate our guts? Pic related, we killed 90% of the male population of Paraguay in that war.

says the less than 60% white murican

Slow down there, Jaoaoao. I've never heard anyone say anything nice about Brazil.

I've never heard an american say anything nice about any country but the USA 2bqf

Fuck what the gringos want, I want a great country, one society that contributes to humanity.

All of our culture and people that they like, is sex and pleasure centered interactions.

Sad depressive shit.

I thought the whole point of Brazil was to get AIDS from a tranny in a shanty town?

how do I get redpilled brazilian gf amigo?

>lost two world wars

Canada is proof of this

>calls someone a nigger for playing DotA
>probably the most played game in Brazil

Nah, just stay on your own servers you subhuman trash.

You are the future for the west and maybe the whole world

Says the country that's trying to wipe out whites in Europe...

and we will still not be outbred by niggers and spics in 20 years
feels good
now go and shart in mart you fat disgusting waste of human life

uhm not really, in cultural terms we contributed a lot to the world m8, hence why we are so known for it. All latin countries usually have this culture of enjoying life. Which brings people together. It's our greatest strenght

There is only this one, all of the other are cumdumpster whores

Sabe, ela pode simplesmente ter mais livros que não aparecem na imagem, não presuma que aquela pequena coleção de romances são todos os livros que ela possui ou leu.

E na boa, se ela fosse uma vadia ela iria fazer esse video de biquini pra retardados que nem voce ficassem olhando e dando views no video dela.

E eu aposto que sua querida mamãe tambem usou batom vermelho em algum momento de sua vida, vá lá dar um tapa na cara dela e chamar ela de puta por isso!

>ooga booga where da roman womyn at

You had a nigger for 8 freaking years as a president
please fuck off and get cucked by Tyrone and Paco

You're also really good at murdering each other, which is your biggest flaw.

You are fooling yourself.
Our collective contribution is irrelevant in the great scheme of things.

stay butt hurt

eh i'll give you guys that, you guys are literally the only country anyone in america knows about south of the border besides mexico.
your about as relevant as thailand for nearly the same reasons as well.

>playing videogames past adulthood

Grow up, manchild.

>t. rothgirl

cultural terms?

you mean the music you stole off your slaves and poor people and claim as your own?

or the crime and poverty you romanticize and sell to the world?

mmmm so culturally enriching

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You're not so much important as controversial. Everyone that has to live in your vicinity fucking hates you, your shitty pantsuit wearing tit cow surrogate mother chancellor and all of your wurst munching pozzed as fuck population. Like most whites, only your older generation has a fucking clue. Anyone 40 and under in Germany is a stupid kraut cunt.

>implying

hue

>Our collective contribution is irrelevant in the great scheme of things.
Not really. Not a single nation in the globe is a good as us in some fields, especially culture.

You've had a feminist pig democratically elected to Chancellor for three terms and probably moving toward a fourth. You may as well call her King Merkel at this point- Germany just can't help but find someone's boots to lick and try to destroy Europe in the process. At least we only fuck up brown peoples' countries.

hi Sven, how many sand niggers raped your wife today? and did you watch? did it turn you on?

But everyone hates Canada...

we have strategically imposed our culture in the most relevant places

You don't understand how much I fucking hate you. You fucking faggot nigger br huehuehue scum faggot piece of fucking shit go back to your favela ridden shithole filho da puta vai chupar a pila do macaco que fodeu a prostituta que te pariu.