EVERYONE LISTEN…

EVERYONE LISTEN…

MY NAME IS JOHN TITOR I AM FROM THE FUTURE…

2016 WAS A MAJOR DIVERGENCE POINT FOR WORLD TIMELINES.

MOST WORLDLINES WILL END UP IN WWIII CAUSED BY EITHER CERN OR HILLARY CLINTON.

THE TIMELINE YOU ARE ALL EXPERIENCING IS THE PERFECT TIMELINE; THE STEINS;GATE TIMELINE.

I CANT TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENS IN THIS TIMELINE, BECAUSE I DONT KNOW. I AM FROM A DYSTOPIC FUTURE CONTROLLED BY CERN AFTER THEY SUCCEEDED IN CREATING A MONOPOLY ON KERR-BLACKHOLE INDUCED TIMETRAVEL.

I AM HERE TO TELL YOU TO BELIEVE; BELIEVE IN MALIK OBAMA. IN MY FUTURE HE WAS KNOWN AS A TERRORIST FOR HIS IDEALISTIC FREEDOM… HILLARY CLINTON KILLED HIM IN THE YEAR 2026 BY DRONE STRIKE.

BELIEVE, COMRADES, BELEIVE. WE ARE IN THE ((۞۞۞PERFECT??۞۞۞)) TIMELINE

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I WILL NOW POST PROOF OF PERFECT TIMELINE

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this is confirmation

No it's not.
8ch
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Your syntax proves you're not the real John Titor. 0/10

meant this:

Are you Kushner's Bitch or Russia's?

If you look at the image, it was correct. I didnt get the r epeat digits just like the gif said i wouldnt.
but on this i did, just like the image said i would

>proof

Both of the images I posted were correct, before i posted them.

mathematically this is a 1 in 100 chance. and i was correct. You need more proof? cuz i dunno what else to do

9/100 chance for both images to be correct. you're fucking retarded.

how the fuck do you do your math?

1 in 10 chance of this occurring.

I did it twice in a row.
thats 1 in 100

>this is confirmation
explain this if im not from the future

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Will space flight climb to new levels of success?

I knew we were in the best timeline when Jeb convinced us all to write his name in, even though he wasn't on any of the ballots. He spoke from the heart like a true leader when he told us about his childhood, about the turtles. He inspired us with his dreams of ruling the nation and what drove him on. He won the presidency fair and square, hillbots and trumptards can go fuck themselves.

I cant say, not from this timeline.
In mine, we reached mars by 2026

spoken like a true autist

I
HEAR A VOICE
I HEAR A VOICE CALLING OUT TO ME

Idiot, you have proven that this is not the Steins Gate world line just by being here and posting that.

John Titor is NOT supposed visit again in a perfect world line. You ruined us all.

My digits and ID confirm. It's over.

i skipped timelines and all i got was this lousy t-shirt

Why didn't you go back to 1900 where it all went wrong

>I CANT TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENS IN THIS TIMELINE,

>implying that I don't want WW3 to start
>implying that I didn't hedge against Hillary winning

If you do not know the future of our timeline, then why do you call our timelines the perfect timeline? FBI!!!! I NEED AN ADULT!