Ask a mexican anything

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Do you have cartels that smuggle drugs to the Ph amigo?

No. Are you the mexico of Asia? you have a lot of drugs too

I went to a resort in near Cancun once and all the shacks on the drive there had old people napping in hammocks. Was that an anomaly or is that a very common sight everywhere?

God I love the 90s.

Shacks in Mexico are only in the coasts. Hammocks are very common in south Mexico.

Kek, we would get along and piss of the Americanos.

Hows it going?

When are you going to build the wall?

will you please stay on your side of the wall?

Never.

are you going to Rubi's sweet 15?

Only if you go back to Ireland. America is only for indians, mestizos, Portuguese, and Spanish.

No, I am white. Quinceañeras are for shitskins with reggeton and banda. I like rock music.

where are you from?

from Uganda.

Combien pour la petit fille?

>Combien pour la petit fille?

La jeune fille a déjà un propriétaire et est le français.

Are you happy that you'll be seeing a lot of old friends again real soon?

Will you sugg my benis?

of course not. You will send your bad hombres here, and they will rape and murder. I hate you Drumpf, we must prepare another holocaust.

Do u lyke benis? :DDDDD

Very nicely, at least in Mexico City.

orale carnal como andas chilango

Why are you posting a Lebanese gold digger maried to à French billionaire to represent your country?

good just decapitated some bad hombres

This is an example of why nobody likes provincianos.

She is from Leb and Spanish descent, Mexico is not a race, achmed.

hahahahahahahaha

t. Guadalupe juan perez el brayan de neza.

can I get some jale?

Shut up you fat short beaner. Anyway you're getting cucked by Pinault's BFC.

>Implying.
You are the "naco" here, regiomontano.

remember 5 de mayo

t. jean tyrone achmed Le cuck.

El chilaquil azteca calling an aryan Norteño naco, kek. Are gusanos and escamoles nice?

putos chilangos como son maricas. where you from hombre?

What would you do if all glorious Northern states left? I mean Juarez itself could sustain Chihuahua, same goes for Monterrey, Nuevo Leon and Tijuas.

yeah hahahaha

from Mty and you mexibro?

so you are racist against blacks?

THIS

Are there good parts in Mexico?

>Norteños.
>Aryans.
Wew, lad.

they have to go back to Africa.

I swear to God, we've invaded both of you multiple times and we'll do it again

Matehuala, San Luis Potosi

North

wew lad.

Why does your cartel shitlords kill more people than iraq and Afghanistan combined

So you understand why we need a wall so you can stay in your own country?

What do you call libraries in Spanish?

What's your favorite tequila?

>provinciano
Let's call everyone who doesn't live where I live something special.

Mexico only 15 homicides per 100,000 hab.

Yellow media said that we are mroe dangerous than Irak.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_intentional_homicide_rate

because they are slaves to them and they control their media

the cartels are like our Jews

Why you always decapating people ?

Bibliotecas.We call Book stores librerias.

Your cartels will deal with the Mexican failures we send back to you.

Tlalperias, quesadillas sin queso and tortas de tamal hahahahah sorry chilaquiles.

El tribal fue popular en todo el norte del país, y parte de su origen fue proporcionado, de hecho, por Monterrey.

There is nothing wrong with reggaeton

This guy slaps your gf's ass and asks you if you want premium or magna.
How do you react?

Does your family have any recipes that have been passed down through the generations?

If so, care to share one?

currently in zacatuercas doing some business. I live in Texas tho

tfw When you love memes this much

this desu, Don't buy cars from a used car lot.

yes, all of these.

Maras from el salvador

mexicans

wew lad.

Those are Salvadorians which are worse.

He started it.

I visited Zacatecas a lot of times, why a lot of them are fleeing it? Zacatecas remind me of an rich European city with everything.

LMFAO

Why are your houses so shitty? I know it rains there and I know you fuckers can frame a house, I've seen it done enough times here in the US.

selma is a white european

Why do you guys have bad hombres over there?

all of their construction workers are here

all beaners look the same to me, come to think of it yall look a lot like arabs and indians

I don't know there's a lot of people coming to this town "mining" the town is less than 1000 people and just got 18mill us dollars for infrastructure. the climate is pretty nice too all year round never gets hot

15 reported. The other 93 are just reported as missing or assumed to have fled to the US to wash dishes.

Just put some tattoos on them and they would fit right in to mexico

taco taco enchilada sombrero lmao

Katrina 1000 deaths

Patricia, 0 deaths.

Can't be. Poland had that sort of mad dash to the UK when it joined the EU. There aren't four plumbers left in England without a polish accent but native Poles aren't back home shitting in cardboard boxes.

Cuáles son tus planes para hacer a México grande de nuevo?

Why you slice people on pieces alive?!

Are you kidding me? It's actually the other way around.
Compare a middle class mexican house to a middle class american house.
American houses have tiny walls that you can smash through and they get fucked by any kind of natural disaster
tldr; We build BETTER WALLS

Built by the Spanish.

Only Mexicans would have pride in a hurricane not wiping out a city. It helps that they lack the technology to build a coastal city below sea level that they could then fail to maintain properly.

I'm sure those cardboard dykes will work soon, Paco.

maybe they just need someone who can read blueprints to tell them what to build. that house looks like shit. i'd be sitting outside in the heat instead of roasting alive in that piece of shit.

They're working on it, but they might not be done in time for the wall.
Also, it's impolite to use that term.
The preferred term is "dreamer".

I can see it. I'm not even sure if this is before or after the hurricane.

votar a andres manuel y tu?

Porfirian houses

Spanish

top kek.

How can a gringo bang THICC mexican women without getting robbed or attacked?

why do you build houses with straw, thats why when the whirpool comes, you die.

Pay their pimp/husband well and make him think you'll be a repeat customer.

>Compare a middle class mexican house to a middle class american house.

If you could have Duterte as your President, would you?

Go to Monterrey, Guadalajara, Mexico city or any tourist zone like cancun, los cabos,etc.
The only time I have been remotely afraid for my life was when I was in some shady party of NY.

>why do you build houses with straw, thats why when the whirpool comes, you die.

¿Qué quería decir con esto?

Quiero decir que tus casas cuando le soplan el viento y hay destrucción masiva jajajajajajja

People call me a self hating Mexican because I hate these kind of people. Im just a regular guy in an office wanting to work and get by. My family in friends in Guadalajara are nothing like this. Do you hate me?

I don't get why do americans and germanics build wood houses

Can you tell me where to find a nice light brown skinned chica with a fat culo. here's some tribal

youtube.com/watch?v=oyomrwhNu8s

sorry homre, no habla spanish