Why don't you have a giant viking beard, Sup Forums?

Why don't you have a giant viking beard, Sup Forums?

its gross

The vast majority of Sup Forums does not have the body to pull off a viking beard

>Inb4 projecting
The way this board reacts to fitness threads leads me to believe it's fat

Because I can't grow one

I do

Becauee I'm not a viking, and neither are you.

I hope i will be able to grow one thick and full enough at about 28 or 30.

Fucking estrogen ridden food...

I do have one, and Rollo is one of my relatives.

Genetics wont play ball, otherwise yeah that's pretty cool.

Because my facial hair growth pattern is literally exactly like this faggot's.

i did for awhile

cut it off to blend in with the normies while i pursue riches

I can't grow facial hair for shit looks like I glue pubes to my face

Itchy

Because Viking beards are reserved for true master race whites that embrace their pagan heritage, not dead kike on a stick worshiping cucks.

wont seal with a gas mask

Decent beards usually make fat men look better, though.

If I wanted another draw string to pull on, I would grow it?

(((They))) dont like it

I can grow a goatee and a sideburns, but not a beard. I've tried. Didn't shave for several weeks and it looks terrible.

It's your genes

I'd wish to have that excuse but all male ancestors had beards and all living relatives (male) have beards ...

Fuck this gay monsanto earth

Gotta be genes. I'm sure I eat worse shit here in murrica, but I could grow a full beard at 18. 23 now and it's very thick without any thin spots. Mostly scottish genes I have.