IF YOU ARE FROM A SHIT COUNTRY (ALSO KNOWN AS ALL COUNTRIES THAT ARE NOT AMERICA) PLEASE STOP READING HERE fellow americans, i recently just came upon some disturbing news. i was reading about our founding fathers on wikipedia and ended up reading all of james madison's wiki page.
to my dismay, it turns out that james madison, the father of our glorious constitution and the 4th president of the usa, was MANLET. he was 5'4 and never weighed more than 100 pounds.
what the fuck guys? are we a manlet nation? if the other countries find out about this our reputation on Sup Forums could be ruined
Nathaniel Bennett
It's cool, he made the Louisiana Purchase, so even though he was DYEL mode, he still made a based expansion of American territory. Arguably the best purchase we made.
I'm more worried about modern cucks for president that don't even believe in territorial expansion.
Gabriel Bell
we have no territory left besides canada, my friend
Jack Price
im here lol
Aiden Parker
...
Sebastian Sanders
sup faggot
Josiah Martin
well, Israel IS basiclly a 51th state
Adam Bennett
MANLET NATION DETECTED
Jackson Price
I'm a time traveler from the 1930's, I'm American.
Samuel Wright
America is Israeli land
Matthew Nelson
We have a large, unguarded border, and the Canadians have a lax immigration policy. It might be in our best national security interests to invade.
Ayden Reed
>are we a manlet nation?
manlets at heart
Justin Perez
German-American here.
People come in all shapes and sizes. What is important is that he wasn't a Jew.
Caleb Butler
WTF I HAVE A FRIEND NAMED JAMES WHO IS MANLET TOO. THE JEWS DID THIS.
Jack Brooks
FUCK OFF CROWN-KEKS
AND YOU
GO MAKE SOME MATZOS OR WHATEVER
Gavin Martinez
yes, we're a manlet nation, and we got better. get over it you wuss.
Justin Garcia
I am not American and I am posting in this thread
Carson Powell
digits confirm you maek post
Christopher Smith
Just dropping in to let you know that Prince William, our next king, is 6'3.
You lads can come back as a colony at any time. No hard feelings and all that.
Jace Scott
>.t lanklet
M-MANLETS GUYS
name one freakshow lanklet that doesnt have health problems and has a normal looking face. if height is your only redeeming factor you should kill yourself.
Angel Jones
You stupid idiot. The capital of the US can't be a state. It's in the constitution.
Joseph Smith
its ok dude he's already dead LOL
Samuel Ortiz
>crying about James Madison when your nation is owned, run for and by Jews, and most of the population probably has some Jewish blood by now
