>be british
>stool in pool
Be british
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>be malta
>be colonized
>muh independence
>end up being a hybrid between the middle east and italy
I like to do it after a curry, It's not logging then. I call it the rolling brownout.
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We just keep raising the bar higher and higher for the rest of the world when it comes to banter.
How can the rest of you even compete?
>be american
>also be colonized by the big bong cock
>muh independence
>be 57% white
>black president for 8 years
>end up having to pay gibsmedats to nato countries for the rest of your life
>have 3 chins
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Are we sure they aren't pakis and Indians doing this?
I went to Spain last year and I exclusively shat in their pools.
I'd eat lots of fibre and roughage so after taking a shit I'd just shake it out of the leg of my swimming trunk and let it join the rest of the turds bouncing about at the bottom.
Get fucked, EuroPEONS.
>Be the most powerful army on the planet
>Lose a war to farmers after they toss your tea into the ocean
All spread empires break up. I love it when they grow and fly the nest.
Well done son. Poor banter skills though.
Get back in your Big Bounder Bariatric Power Chair and fuck off, Tyrone.
Your parents are speaking in this thread.
I have much to learn from the aussit's.
Don't make me batch slap you again father. You are old and full of Muslims.
Mate, your people has trouble with farmers and other natives.
Have we taken the Pepe memes too far to the extent we're now seeing people triggering pool normies by shitting around them?
>Do I need to bring up the Irish friend? At least we haven't lost land as a result of losing to farmers. You guys lost the entire united States (potentially) or at the very least the 13 colonies if you want to be technical
We spread civilisation across the world. We colonised America and it became independent and the greatest nation on earth.
When I look at what you have done recently... I'm sure my feelings must be similar to what a father feels when his daughter brings home her black boy friend.
That's pretty funny considering the fact that Muslims have run rampant in your country to the point where Muslims aren't punished for attacking whites, Muslim law and no go zones, and of course my favorite locked up in prison for saying you don't like Muslims on fag book.
When I look at England it's like wanting to be strong like dad one day but dad turns gay and bring home Muslim men to gang rape him
You are aware that without the efforts of the French and the Spanish it would have been a loss for you? Hardly American superiority.
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Wait, are you admitting your country can't even beat the French?
Haha. Shit posting aside you're damn fucking right and it sucks.
I hope for both our sake we can sort this shit out.
>be britain
>get SULTANIZED
>muh sayv tuh queeewn!!!
>end up being a hybrid between the middle east and a stick-up-the-ass version of America
>Be Poland
>have to import North Korea workers since all the dregs who'd usually do that owrk have moved to England.
Fuck off slavwog.
Well, cultures influence each other
Like for an example, take British colonization in india
brit influence on india:
>having signes of normal life
>having things built
>having bureaucracy
indian influences on brits
>open defecation
>stool in pool
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We wouldn't need to if the Boch would stop putting towels on sunchairs three days before they get there
>be britain
>have to import Pakis and Slavs since every native on your island is too inbred to be reliable working force
If Aussies are "king of bantz", Bongs are "king of being obnoxious in foreign countries for the hell of it".
There's plenty of worse and more uncouth tourists, but young Bongs make it a point of pride to assholes everywhere they don't consider home.
>Be brit
>Be conquered by
>Celts
>Romans
>french
>Germans
>vikings
>Normans
>Americans
and finally
>starving potato farmers
Is there anyone who hasnt defeated and colonised the UK?
Well at least it's a few less blocked shitters for you to sort out Poland :^)
>brits
You know it's pajeets that moved to Britain.
Yes the mus- oh wait hmmmmm
Only islam left m8, And it's just a mater of time.
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This country needs sharia
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Don't care
Yeah is that why the only jobs you do is clean toilets?
Only 2% of Irish "people" can speak Irish lmao
>Be Spudwog
>die
I appreciate inbred islanders taking the worst part of our society away from us.
>Be the most powerful army on the planet
>Lost a war to farmers after they ambush you in the jungle
really makes you think huh?
>Be starving spudwog
>Aqcuire freedom and colonise british wombs
France was the predominant rival to Britain at the time, its for this reason the revolution, whilst briefly, is taught as a proxy war over here. Given that France matched the amount of troops you had it was a clear loss for Britain just on paper, and that's not mentioning your other allies.
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56%
>Be the most powerful army on the planet
>Lost a war to farmers after they ambush you in the second city of your empire
Whoops! Looks like the PAddies want to be Cromwell'd again.
Is that why you adapted the Paki way of defecating?
>'logging' craze
what
>Be Irish
>Starve
Which city was that you subhuman mick?
There are whole towns in Poland where all the working age people have moved here. It's bullshit for both of us.
>Bothering British settlers with your filthy stench and half dead children
>Freedom
>Ireland
>Not colonized
2%
Maybe if brits weren't such tea sipping entitled cunts, they would of had some allies back then
>lost area of home country the size of England
>Now losing capital city to Mudslimes.
Time is short for you (((people)))
Whatever you say Omar :^)
Yeah France and Spain didn't play a role in that.
You know it was a paki that did vulazyzyzyzckwitz
>Be British
>Get head chopped off on the street as fellow white men just stand there and watch
>attend local pool
>british tourists Robert Smith and Margaret Johnson have already done a shit in the pool
>then are now changing naked by the 20 sunbeds they have taken up
>the british have stool in pool again
Mexicans should stay out of this.
>50% white
>Living in Bongistan is so boring they end up shitting in pools for entertainment.
I'm loving the on topic, non/int/-tier shitposting going on here.
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Ah yes and the IRA totally fought for fairly
It's called chimping out paddy
>mfw polish gfs dad is a plumber
Imagine coming from a fifty six percent white country
>You know it was a paki that did vulazyzyzyzckwitz
Did a Paki trigger you to the point of talking gibberish, though?
There is a map with most of the world covered in red and its titled "british chimp outs".
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>these native types have no guns, lets steal everything!
>Oh they have guns now. Time to run away like cowards!
>colonise british wombs
Micks are this delusional.
>Be amerifat
>Kid gets shot at school
>Go to school
>Get shot by the police on the way
>Get sent to the hospital
>Get shot by a Muslim
Join the UNION, William Fitzpatrick. It is the only way you can save Ireland.
It was like how it is now. The poor were made to propogate and were used for labor and soldiering.
It wasnt the British elite coming over here and sticking thier delecate penis in smelly and dirty irish pussy.
Jesus Christ, Dad. Now we have:
Indians: poo in loo
USA: shart in mart
Britian: stool in pool
Aussies need to step it the fuck up
If you create successful colonies its only a matter of time before they demand independence. You cant keep hold of
colonies forever unless its a dictatorship
My family is British/Irish how degenerate we must be.
It's called civilizing paddy
Though you'd have to know what civilization is before you can into it
>Come out you black and fans
Do you have a version in irish?
Why would we speak Irish? The US is the most important country in the world. We speak their language now.
>poo in loo
>shart in mart
>stool in pool
I'm not even mad.
>"logging craze"
Fucking kek
I'm sure that they are.
We're the star child, we know.
DAD DAD are you proud yet??
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>hotel threatens fines
>threatens
In fucking America we would just throw them in jail
OHHHHH SHIIIEEET!
2%
>Be British
>At home sleeping in my bed when I hear some Muslims break in
>Quickly lock my bedroom door
>Call the police and tell them Muslims broke in
>They are trying to kick the bedroom door in
>Reach for my registered butter knife
>They break in and have machetes
>They start chopping me up in the name of Allah
>Police finally arrive and let them go because no guns to stop them
>Get arrested for saying Muslims broke in instead of describing their clothing or other non-racial things about them
>Die in prison
Lol.
Filthy brits, apologize nao!
Excuse me sir. You dropped this.
This picture is from London 10 years ago. Its worse now.
Doesn't mean you should get butt hurt over them throwing your tea in the ocean
Thats a fine looking potatoe.
>Left 4 Dead screenshot
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Ah yes so we get chopped up and left to die but we die in prison?
>Yank education
>be Britain
>"win" WW2 even though you got decimated and relied on our gibsmedats
>take untold millions of dollars to repair your country but can't even keep Africans from leaving your crumbling empire
>can't even stop the Irish from killing your politicians regularly
>need a woman to get you back on track
>lose Hong Kong Ching Chong
>go into 10 national years of mourning when a promiscuous slut hits the wall
>Finally uncuck yourself from the clutches of the German controlled EU
>Parilament blocks it until you are finally overrun by refugees
POO IN 'ROO
Hows Dublin now?
>Brits out blacks in
2%
This is Ireland now.
WW2 from space is a more recent documentary and they actualy state that the UK surrendered to the US in return for military aid.
I shit you not.
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Learn to read. I said you get chopped up,not left to die.
>Be British
>Can't read
AT LEAST THEY DONT HAVE MISSILES!
>CHUNDER DOWN UNDER
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