Battle of the Teutoburg Forest

>Battle of the Teutoburg Forest

How can medcucks even compete?

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give me back my legions

Germans were sneaky traitors mate. In a proper pitched battle, the germans wouldn't have stood a chance. Still an impressive ambush though lmao medcucks btfo

medcucks teutoburger'd in the anus lmao

What happened here? I learned about it years ago but dont remember anything other than the Eternal Teuton cucking the Romans

LMAO
>mfw half a million snowniggers got genocided during the whole war

This battle is the reason why italy betrayed germany in both world wars

Rome lost 3 legionals during arminius betrayal

The 3 legions will be brought back from varus' grave by the time italy betrays germany for the third time in ww3

>2016
>Mediterranean countries
Not cucked
>Nordic countries
Caliphates
Really makes you think.

Legions*

Also
>1488

>1v1 me in the field not the forest and see what happens kid

yeah yeah, heard this one before

Can you imagine what the adrenaline rush must have been like during ancient combat? Charging into combat with your brothers in arms, fighting hand to hand with the enemy, satisfied even in death because dying valiantly would earn you a seat in a glorious afterlife.

Quality digits m8

Butthurt med fags detected

Pvp for real kid ! U will get btfo I swear !!

asshurt woodnigger detected

In 'nam?

I cant stop thinking like

>charging begins
>you on the front thinking 'kill them all,this is my time'
>get arrow in the chest

or

>fight for 20-30 mins
>start to get exhausted
>bodies start to pile up
>die suffocated in between the mass bodies

>germucks

You are aware the Romans are notorious for lying about how many they actually killed and captured. Most historians agree It was likely much smaller then the official stated numbers.

Don't get me wrong, Rome was great at what they did, face to face battles on the open field. But they where terrible and actually openly hostile to asymmetrical warfare to a fault and it cost them in a number of battles.

Rome could and did kill a lot of Germanics and Gauls, but they never subdued them.

>pissing away blood and treasure to conquer frozen tundra

That sure looks like a good investment.

>You are aware the Romans are notorious for lying about how many they actually killed and captured
only in some cases, the Cimbrian accounts are taken seriously though
you underestimate how much damage you can do to a fleeing disorganized ""army""

also they did subdue Gauls

...

>That sure looks like a good investment.

Not as good as importing tons of ilegals and letting them live off the welfare state m8

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As far as I know the illegals get money from EU funds and most of them go to social workers/camp managers that are supposed to look after them.

Romans soldiers would write about how the best part of a battle was the first 5-10 mins of contact, after that It was a struggle to stay on your feet while slipping on the blood and guts of the dead and dying.

Battle of Cannae has one of the more brutal stories.
>Hannibal surrounds the roman army on 4 sides
>Pressing the legions together shoulder to shoulder rendering them useless and unable to fight
>Now a mass of humans simply waiting for their turn to be gutted
>Carthagininans spend literal hours upon hours cutting down this mass of wailing flesh.
>50,000-75,000 Romans systematically slaughtered in a single battle.
>brutal.

Imagining something like Cannae after the romans were trapped is fucking terrifying.

rome is still there , carthage is not

brb getting my main

Look at this fucking faggot. Canada is a bigger "empire" than Italy, you're country is now such a joke. Enjoy your niggers, rape and dying tourism.

Oh calm down you salty fuck it's just a story.

>rome is still there
in name only.

ching chong
shart in the marts getting hacked by blydos

1. the empire was not italian ,it was roman . A single city were able to have an empire, and that's quite impressive
2. canada is 93,765% ice wasteland
3. you're a fag
4.it'll be a chinese colony by 2030

nod really

As if there were even that many people in Europe, especially fighting aged men.

A bunch of shitty tribal earth ring and wood forts can't hold populations big enough for that. Romans fudged their numbers.

Some of the Romans in the centre of the formation were found with there heads buried in the dirt. It seems that they suffocated themselves before the butchery happened to them..

top kek, keep the damage control, they were migrating tribes, women and children too, it wasn't a single army, it was literally a mass migration ended in genocide

So mad, y tho?

It's not about the place. Most of what we call western civilisation is people LARPing as romans.

Rome a shit

It's the root of western imperialism and basically everything that is wrong in Europe, USA, Southern America, Africa and Middle-East at the moment

The ancient nords are only famous because of one ambush.

Fuck off achmed.

>6 trillion war debt free market of the Military-Industrial Complex

Cuck-a-duck Eagle

You are a foreign occupier with no country of your own.

Your argument is invalid, your existence is invalid.

kys.

>It's the root of western imperialism and basically everything that is wrong in Europe, USA, Southern America, Africa and Middle-East at the moment

It worked fine up to the moment the french decided that the world should bend its knees to the jews because of "muh money" during the french revolution (and I mean the french, the people that have let you in, ahmet).

Rome was responsible for the greatness of the west, since it had shaped the idea alexander had forged by conquering the middle east and spreading hellenism across the near east

All the struggle the west has been through since those ancient times was the forging blade of every technological advancement humanity has ever seen since the dawn of times

>tl;dr

Rome is not to blame for anything, those who are to blame are the ones that decided that feelings were more important than reason and decided to sell off the west at the price of the destruction of everything that was worth keeping in the world

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War profiteering as a driving force is awesome : DDD