>wake up > weird unusual sounds outside > crawl to window, go look outside >people are running everywhere, car are crashing, people are dying in the streets >there are explosions and gun shots >suddently realise this is not a dream >oh shit >you witness your peaceful neighbor slaming an innocent lady with a shovel to take her bag of groceries >your heart is pounding >horrible screams coming from all places >you run in front of your computer to get answer >no internet >open tv >most channels are gone >finaly CNN works but there is only a blue screen with this message playing over and over again > ''the economy just collapsed, stay inside and do not get outside unless you REALLY need it'' >suddently hear big loud agressive knocking on your door >HEY YO PUSSI OPEN DA DOOR I KNOW YOU IN THERE >You go look throught the eye of the door >5 thugs with m16 and machettes are waiting outside >AYO PUSSI I'M TALKING TO YA PUNK ASS ....
Remember I live in a town of less then 100 people 30 miles down a dirt road from the nearest highway. Basically I would get comfy as fuck, for this is what I've waited my whole life for.
Christian Campbell
Yeah you will, only people in the cities will be fucked
Caleb Myers
Tell them I'm making tendies and to "get out reeEEE"
Luke Bell
Hand a rifle to every family member and starting shooting at them.
Camden Adams
>What do you do?
Thank Jesus.
David Campbell
*look up to sky , take deep breath *"Mars, God of Vengeance, steal my heart, guide my will .. thank you for this opportunity" *un holster race pistol with 30 rd mag and comp barrel ~few days later~ *make love to White wife in peaceful wheat field
Thomas Cook
If the TV works then my vidya works. I break out my backlog going back to the nes, put on some anime, and get to work.
No, I'm not even neet, that's how I ended up with a fucking backlog.
Robert Diaz
>thinks ovens are gas powered
Sorry guy only Hitler had gas ovens
Ethan Bell
>there is only a blue screen with this message playing over and over again >"the economy just collapsed, stay inside and do not get outside unless you REALLY need it"
You need to be 18 to post here.
Ian Phillips
Being a mighty American, I unload my 75rd drum of 7.62x39 hollow points into the crowd of assholes and close the door. Strap on a gas mask and body armor then wait for most of the crazies to kill each other off. It shouldn't take long for most people to kill each other. Round up my neighborhood watch, strap on our gear, switch from S to F and go to work... >GTFO my neighborhood bitch
Benjamin Butler
"No one is home you stupid Canadians."
Liam Walker
But satan, I have a gass oven
Matthew Baker
This is satire but I actually have these items at my disposal. I did not raid the TA50 but I also did not judge the guy who did, and sold me stuff.
Christopher Price
They made that mistake in Tulsa in the early Twentieth century.
gf and I unload lead into anyone who approaches the house.
Josiah Wood
Retard detected.
Colton Thompson
360 degrees is a full circle
Lucas Butler
Can i shoot my entire family and have a mist style ending?
Mason Clark
>not a dream For me it is. Where's the meetup for the alt-right death squads?
Brandon Turner
Pls be trolling
Connor Cox
Your English sucks. What are you? A Mexican?
>>Do a 360 and walk the other way. >>Do a 360 You fucking do a pirouette or whatever >>and walk the other way. The walking happens after the turning.
Camden White
yall are fucking stupid i swear
Wyatt Martinez
Lurk more.
Kayden Myers
Activate the termite I've stashed above the door and the claymores imbedded in my walls.
Ain't nobody coming in here with shitty M16.
Anthony Turner
>not knowing a meme from ten years ago You have to go back.
Easton Sanchez
360 degrees is not the other way
Jacob Barnes
wew lad, never left the suburb huh?
Ryan Lee
thermite?
Owen Morgan
Do what I've done in every video game in that situation
>ALLAHU ACKBAR my own front door
Robert Adams
being this fucking new
Christian Kelly
Put a clip in my AR-15, because this is America and I'm allowed to shoot people who threaten my life.
Michael Brown
ive been here a month
Juan Bailey
You can't be this stupid. Did you never learn how to deal with a sentence that has two verbs?
Adam Moore
TOTAL NEWFAG LOL LURK MOAR Sup ForumsRO
William Hernandez
being this fucking new
Michael Sanchez
walking backwards isn't the same thing though
Brody Rogers
> active the termite
What did he mean by this?
Ryan Edwards
Grab Gpa's WWII 8mm German sniper rifle. Crawl up to attic window which has a perfect line of sight to the porch and street and start making dead niggers. Plus, what the hell are niggers doing in So. IL!?
Zachary Fisher
Load up and start making ape brains splatter...what else is there to do?
Isaac Wood
> realize you are a chubby autist > realize you have no real life experience besides larping all the time in a chinese board > try not to make any sounds and hide in the closet > thugs enter and steal all your shit find you and beat the shit out of you > cry to sleep hugging your waifu pillow
be careful what you wish for tough guy
Bentley Foster
Stop projecting
Noah Jenkins
My town barely even has a population, the population that is here is like age 60+ and me and my roomate are armed to the teeth... I think we're good.
Christopher Sanders
But this is Sup Forums, not Sup Forums or Sup Forums or Sup Forums or Sup Forums or /d/ or /u/ or Sup Forums or /soc/ or /mlp/
Mainly we're made up of single board posters and /k/ommandos
Cooper Sullivan
Sounds like the perfect target for thugs
Hudson Nelson
You forgot the giant robot bears
Isaac Johnson
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Leo Richardson
>thugs
Ryan Nelson
Yes. Most the dark people and some poles
Elijah Wood
>activate termite
dude, you have a vermin problem already
Sebastian Gray
Also >armed to the teeth With what you LARPing faggot?
Jackson Long
Laugh at the leaf without weapons.
Logan Lee
Rake the Leaf.
Michael Russell
They have gas ovens in the suburbs too.
Jacob Green
Kek >being this new >being this new
Daniel Butler
>Remember I live in a town of less then 100 people 30 miles down a dirt road from the nearest highway.
So you KNOW all those fuckers have shotguns hanging over their front door. It'll be fun when the cream of wheat of biscuits run out.
Michael Roberts
Man, revolvers have this beauty that modern magazine weapons just can't compare to. The one on the right is practically art.
Gavin Lopez
Are you underage?
Robert Richardson
>ficki ficki.
Lincoln Bennett
>shoot through door >have girlfriend cover me while I loot the bodies and drag to curb >barricade house and board windows >have a few beers >watch old reruns of golden girls and make pork Ramen and snuggle until morning
Lincoln Baker
>A >FUCKING >NEWFAG
Jose James
What is farming?
William Lewis
...
Aaron Clark
>What do you do? r u kiddin me? >waited for this for several years >get plate carrier with 12 loaded AR mags >get AR >get mk25 >lesdothis.jpg
Jaxson Carter
Yesh, mi pone hat a autokorrækt ån. Tornt it åff so Isis alle guud.
Ian Gray
>grab ar15 (your duty as a responsible citizen to own one), 4 full mags, m&p .40, 12 gauge and contemplate waiting or firing through the door
Camden Lewis
I'm old enough to have gotten tipsy with the future wife at a Bush Sr. fundraiser. How are you holding up?
Parker Reed
Retreat to my bunker in my basement.
6 feet of steel is too much for the wild nig nog
Lincoln Green
>What is farming?
Show me a fucking farmer that doesn't own a gun. Seriously. I live in middle Tennessee. This is not a foreign concept around here.
Grayson Evans
Same tbqh although mine would be my SLR-107FR (her name is Stoyanka) not like that ugly old woman though.
Connor White
>load the necessities into both jeeps and drive gravel roads through the woods for an hour and a half to parents house with massive gun safe and wood stove
Grayson Martin
So you just type and behave like a child, nice.
Nathan Baker
I think you misunderstood what he was saying.
Hunter Cruz
mag dump through my door
loot bodies
reinforce door
repeat/replace door
Austin Garcia
Newfag [spoiler]xD[/spoiler]
Hunter Lee
Totally unrealistic, they would obviously be out looting a urban outfiters or something
Liam Williams
ok sure but the earth is flat so take ur circle and roll away
Brayden Bailey
>2016 >living anywhere near a major city
shiggity diggity doo
Ethan Hall
i have two setups, one pc with AR mags, barrett sbr and mk25. another one with SG553-R in 762x39 and glawk 19.
after i killed the nogs i'd go on a spree killing my neighbours who always vote for the socialists. if i still feel like it, i'd try to make to the asylum center located about 10min drive away and clean up there. holy fuck, shtf when?
Benjamin Bell
Wew lad, that's a bit much. Self defense is different than going full one man right win death squad youtu.be/YiYiwhBFsYI Don't do it you stupid faggot, one man is a mass shooter and doesn't have moral authority to take the lives of >innocents
Ayden Reed
Hello So Ill bro. Which part? Marion or like Metropolis?
Zachary Jenkins
Can confirm
Samuel Wilson
>Unsheeth my katana >Jump out the back window >Dash behind them >Something glimmers in the corner of their eyes >before they know what happened, the barrels of their weapons r cut in half >They look behind >See me > A smirk glares across my face >2 instantyly run away in fear >others come at me with machetes >they're no match > instantly behead 2 of them in one swipe > one left >he pulls out a glock >shoots me >im dead
Jayden Collins
dont forget to activate your almonds first
Wyatt Anderson
quickly strip naked and splash some water all over then hang a towel losely around my waist. Open the door and pretend i just got out of the shower and ask what they want.
They
Christopher Long
Lurk moar bumblecuck
Joshua Russell
fun fact: most particles in the universe have spin 1/2, meaning that to spin them around one full revolution, you have to turn them 360 twice!
