Why is US so superior?

Why is US so superior?

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>t. Ukranian lapdog

Brah, Trump's still not going to save you from Daddy Vlady 'monster cock' Putin

Russians dont have food though, so of course the USA's food is better. Its competing with literally nothing.

>Russians don't have food
>talking shit about black bread and turnip borscht

Looks good.

...i mean... most communist south american countries have higher gdp than you

Because Americans have an open mind and don't care about shit like skin color, religion or sexual orientation.

America is an archetype that each country should strive to become.

>salad
definitely not true american

That does look pretty fucking good to be fair.

Sort this problem out.

This looks fucking awesome. Where do I get this in the US?

many places it's called bar-b-que

take a trip to Colorado, get high eat some BBQ

Bar b que places in the south. A steakhouse or bistro up north.

nice doggo

I mean exactly this in the pictures. Isnt this from the famous video that gets posted from time to time? The stuff looks familiar.

would love to feast on this for 2 hours.

I also like southern pulled pork burgers a lot

Yes I am a little chubby ok

Tennessee and Texas have the best

It's been too long since I've had some good barbecue. Also that cole slaw looks delicious right now.

Because gun rights, and our "don't give a fuck about you" attitude.

OMG im sooo hungry. time for lunch i think.

Needs some hush puppies and jalapenos.

In a munchie box.

Thanks.

I also wanted to check out the heart attack grill in arizona but didnt found time to do it during my last visit is it worth it?

You know it's old school BBQ when it comes wrapped in butcher's paper. Looks so fucking good.

That looks like some garbage e coli 4rivers chain shit. Come to the south, drive down any county road, and youll see roadside barbecue stands everywhere. Picnic table, depressed old barbecue smoker playing blues, and tasty homemade shit.

lol this was just posted on Reddit

Yeah I miss the south and all the deep fried shit.

I occassionally make mint juleps over here in Germany, in copper cups as a reminder.

How do you know, faggot? x)

No its meme place

Cole slaw is not a salad you poor roo
>lrn2southernbbq

Its amazing. The real South, not even where I live, is a completely different world from the rest of the country. Its the only place I know where I feel like I have real peace.

>make a trip to Colorado
Fuck off we're full. We don't need any more Syrian refugees from Germany here anyways

Looks like smoked ribs sausage and smoked brisket. Low and slow smoking bbq is the best kind of bbq when cooking any kind of meat.

yeah its got this cozyness that almost reaches Gemüchtlichkeits Level.

And everything is a bit slower and people are not as materialistc as in the north.

Generally speaking I like southerners better

>Russians dont have food though
Even though I know this is Sup Forumsish bantz, I still want to strangle this fat bastard, just as hard as those who call us commies or post photos of gopniks.
I need to find a cure for my hurt butt.

Trip 1s replying to dub 1s, statistically unlikely, kek approves of southern bbq.
>i miss the south, cuckifornia sucks :(

You cant stop me from getty my bbq

Its awesome, right? Its a shame its not available here.

And talking of fast food franchise we only got the worst stuff like McDonalds and Burgerking but no Arbys :-(

Does this mean kek wants me to buy ribs and put them in my slow cooker for 9 hours? I guess I must obey

>you will never have food this offensive
>you will never have this much freedom

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This was posted on r/Food. Kys you redditfag OP.

There are three factors at work...

1. A culture founded upon the European ideals of the Enlightenment
2. A population descended from the risk takers, pioneers, and gutsy individuals who weren't afraid to ask, "Why not" and "What if?"
3. The greatest geography on Earth including navigable interconnected rivers, natural harbors, fertile farmland, and a wealth of natural resources.

I'm interested in knowing what good Russian food is. Post what ya got

Did you break "g" "o" "l" "e" buttons on your keyboard?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_cuisine

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I think he wanted a personal opinion nerd

not offensive enough

Even our shitty chains do a decent job of it.

I honestly don't understand why this hasn't caught on bigly in Europe. Is it all the muslims?

Your mustard is pretty dope

Step aside mortals.

What about this?

There are a few places in Europe run by expat US Grillmasters. (yes, that is a thing).

But yeah, BBQ is probably the pinnacle of US style cooking and the arguments over who has the best really boils down to personal preference. In general there are three styles.

Texas, East Coast, and Midwest.

Texas style BBQ is all about the sweet and spicy sauces, made with chilies, sugar, molasses and then slow smoked with hickory.

Midwest style is about a savory dry rub made from your more Mediterranean style spices like black pepper, garlic, salt, etc and then slow smoked cooked using charcoals over an open pit.

East Coast style is about salty and sour style rubs and sauces using combinations of spices, vinegar, and sugars, slow smoked and roasted using Oak, preferably white Oak, in ovens.

Beyond those three styles you have numerous sub styles (Like Kansas, Memphis, East Texas, South Texas, Virginia, Carolina etc etc etc) and a few heretics who combine them. For instance, nothing stops you from having a Carolina style rack of ribs with some Memphis style sauce to dip it in.

The sides are critical too. Beans, Cornbread, and Cole Slaw are the traditional ones. You can also do grilled corn, potato wedges and so on too.

this... this is food porn.

Wow, that wikipedia article sure convinced me that Russians have good food! ;^)

True, pic related is my favourite.

hamburger with deep fried mac and cheese as the bun

saw this on plebbit

Checkmate, kraut.

Thats not mustard, thats mushroom sauce.

Kansas City. It's not like they're renowned for steak and bbq or anything, but they have pretty good BBQ and steak.

Korean girls eating American BBQ.

This is my fetish.

youtube.com/watch?v=gWKOUxF-Dso

Why do people even bother going to restaurants for smoked food?

I know I couldn't eat all that but I still want it.. Actually fuck it, I'm going to famous daves, ribs for dinner tonight, I need it.

Why do you feel the need to post shit from reddit on here?

You won't be convince until you try it yourself, and you may not be convinced when you do. We're talking about food. Opinions on food vary too greatly for the opinion of one single person to matter. And besides, I don't have any.

i mean ive seen that same type of meat actually look good before. but that gif looks like dry shitty meat

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is this supposed to be a one man' meal

does it offend jews?
does it offend muslims?
does it offend hindus?
does it offend buddhists?
does it offend vegans?

>tomato under the meat
>chopped iceburg lettuce

Heathen.

Yes, eating all of that is the last test in getting your man-card.

I know, right? It's so easy and much cheaper.

My last butt in the Pit Barrel. Sorry, Mohammed and Schlomo.

>Grillmasters

yeah I saw some documentaries about their championships, always makes me hungry

That was very informative, thank you. I will use it to find me some recipes.

I guess west coast BBQ doesnt exist since California is basically not the US anymore, right?

THE SIMPSONS IS THE LONGEST RUNNING SHOW OF ALL TIME

LITERALLY BECAUSE OF TEXAS

It can be, though in general Americans only get that much food for special occasions, and in the case of BBQ, to enjoy with friends and family.

An American eating BBQ alone is like a Frenchman drinking spectacular wine alone. Sad.

how much does something like that actually cost though

probally couldnt eat everything even on an empty stomach

You and I have the same smoker.

Because the USA is superior.

Don't tell me you eat this crap every day

Nice try

thanks
I guess

Come down to the delta, we got the best barbecue

Jaegerschnitzels are top notch, though. Miss them after I visited Germany.

thats just plain meat with zero presentation
i prefer my jelly shrimp cake on a bed of cucumber and orange slices

that fat zombie is melting

looks like around $60-100 usd
i could not eat all of that myself
its a meal for 3-6 people.

will do

Also I miss the boxing of the red baron pizza. Why cant we have red baron pizza in Germany

Yeah, a well made, crisp Schnitzel is god like, dumb chefs can ruin them easily though, especially when its a restaurant run by non germans.

more like you prefer your mudslime rapist inside your wife and daughters, amirite

God damn that looks good right now.

Of course you do, you filthy swede!

>Rare meat
You're just *asking* to get salmonella

We're usually referring to the harsh winter climate and during wars your people got so starved they ate other people. Nothin persoanll kiddo

Our genes are or atleast used to be of explorers and innovators. Those optimistic and brave enough to go to the new world.

I know you want it

Fair enough. Just wanted your opinion on an excellent Russian dish.

what's your endgame, burgers ? this is not how its done. You're supposed to have 40% meat - 60% accompaniment or something closer to 50/50, not 95%/5% you madman

What the fuck is that

I hate French people so much.

Wrong.

>during wars your people got so starved they ate other people
Only the weakest, who went insane. The other 99.94% ate dogs, cats, rats, boots, leather belts, but not people. And btw, if you Americucks were block by enemy troops in your cities for 900 days without food, I'm pretty sure you fat fucks would start hunting one another in three days.

>tfw to intelligent to eat meat