Sweden is the king of the north

I know this is a bitter pill for the rest of the north to swallow, but we are the kings of the north. We are the most relevant country and we have the richest history. Just ask any amerifat or italian about Scandinavia and they'll think about SWEDEN first. The spotlight is on us and our culture, not fucking Finland, Norway or Denmark. Frankly. no one gives a shit about the rest of you. You are vassals of Sweden. I'm not here to shit on you but just remember when the migrants here are gone and we build a nordic union, we're the one to rule over you. Or else we'll go over there and kick your fucking asses.

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Have fun getting overrun by sand niggers in the next 10+ years

Russia is going to kill you all.

Go back to sucking the "refugees' " dicks, jamal.

This

But I thought about Norway first.

Which Norway? It's an artificial country like Belgium and the former Yugoslavia.

Swedes are the most powerful race in the world.

Mad because it's true? We had an empire. We have Gustavus Adolphus and Carolus Rex. Which warrior king do you have? The loser ones?

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This is now a Finland thread.

I'll start up the sauna.

Soon, the world will laugh with DENMARK @ SWEDISTAN!
You will be mocked, mercylessly, just like you deserve.
You will be mocked cause you are weak. Because you crave weakness.
We will mock you until you become worthy of respect or admiration, until then you can fuck off you degenerate piece of shit.

>most relevant country
keep telling yourself as you take unlimited refoogies
>most cucked retarded country

well yes I agree on history, but I do prefer Norway and Denmark nowadays

Fuck off Denmark you are nothing. Your ancestors were weak as shit.

I only know Scandinavia because of A-HA. Unless you're Morton Harket you can suck on these 3 fingers I buried in my boi pussy

WE WILL FUCK YOU TO DEATH!

Christian 4. rekt you so much that your "country" nearly collapsed.

I always thought of Norway as the alpha Scandinavian country

more like caliphs of the north

It's historically almost a non-country along with Finland.

>kills all our nobles
>Gustav Vasa btfo Denmark
>Sweden enters their golden age

Worked out nicely it seems like

>brag about being a humanitarian superpower
>can't take the load and now asks the rest of europe to clean up your shit

fuck off sven
bork

Too bad most of males in Sweden are Seth Rogen.

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>we are the kings of the north
>literally "we wuz kangs"

Are you implying that Swedes are niggers, Faruq Al-Svensoni? I have suspected that for a long time, thanks for the confirmation.

>when the migrants here are gone
>he really believes that they will be gone

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Here I am
And within the reach of my hands
She's sound asleep and she's sweeter now
Than the wildest dream could have seen her
And I Watch her slipping away

Though' I know I'll be hunting high and low
High
There's no end to the lengths I'll go to
Hunting high and low
High
There's no end to lengths I'll go

To find her again
Upon this my dreams are depending
Through the dark
I sense the pounding of her heart
Next to mine
She's the sweetest love I could find

So I guess I'll be hunting high and low
High
There's no end to the lengths I'll go to

Hunting High and Low
High
Do you know what it means to love

I'm hunting high and low
And now she's telling me she's got to go away

I'll always be hunting high and low
Hungry for you
Watching me tearing myself to pieces
Hunting high and low
High
There's no end to the lengths I'll go to
Oh, for you I'll be hunting high and low

Your country is like 100 years old. You either belonged to Denmark or Sweden. Never independant in your entire fucking history. How are you relevant now again?

Whatever you say Åke.

It's the way we feel
Tonight
As if it's all unreal
All right
My love, won't you come back to
Our love, you know I'll react to
The blood that moves the body
Now covers the ground
The blood that moves the body
The blood that moves the body

There's nowhere to go
Tonight
Lend some warmth to our cold
And lonely lives
Red stains on 'Eyes Of A Blue Dog'
My pains fade as the interiors fog
The blood that moves the body
Now colors the ground
The blood that moves the body
The blood that moves the body

Not long ago
It hurts us so
A tremble through our lives
The love love and care
The way we were
Lost it's way at nights

It's the way we feel
Tonight
Lend some warmth to our cold
And lonely lives
My love, won't you come back to
Our love, you know I'll react to
The blood that moved our bodies
Now covers the ground
Now covers the ground
The blood that moves the body
The blood that moves the body

Latvia, you're alright with me

Welcome to your future you backwards peddling dipshits

Keyword... Had

Hey driver, where we're going
I swear my nerves are showing
Set your hopes up way too high
The living's in the way we die
Comes the morning and the headlights fade away
Hundred thousand people, I'm the one they blame
I've been waiting long for one of us to say
Save the darkness, let it never fade away
In the living daylights.

All right, hold on tighter now
It's down, down to the wire
Set your hopes way too high
The living's in the way we die
Comes the morning and the headlights fade in rain
Hundred thousand changes, everything's the same
I've been waiting long for one of us to say
Save the darkness, let it never fade away
In the living daylights.

Comes the morning and the headlights fade away
Hundred thousand people, I'm the one they frame
In the living daylights.

i see that all your replies are about shit that happened 1000 years ago
because you know today your country is a pile of filth on the verge of self destruction

and look at the responses in this thread, the first though anyone gets about sweden now is no longer a great nordic nation, it's a refugee infested collapsing nation

So Norway then

>WE WUZ VIKANGZ

You guys are alright.

Finland's the ball sack and Sweden is the mutant 2nd penis right?

y'all should've kept Finland.

That asian admixture might've given your country the dose of self-preservation, group think needed to have a back bone and keep all the other shit-skins from infiltrating your country

You are deflecting because your history is garbage. Talk to me the next time your country singlehandedly takes on the Holy Roman Empire and wins.

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See... Norway is the lifegiving sperm of the nordic countries....

at least we will have a nation in 10 years
have fun in swedistan, cling to the past

I actually prefer Norway

>THE KIN OF THE NORF
>-10°C

>Norway couldn't singlehandedly-destroy Sweden in a week
TOP KEK SWEDISH KEK SHIT!!! Oh believe you me, us Norwegians are ITCHING for a war with svea riket. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of swedish soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our army boys (we'd send the niggers and other mongrel races first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY swedish cuckold faggot they see. When the kingdom of Norway's done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it.

I see Denmark is Norway's jizz.

Quality post. He's right you know. Sweden will become the next superpower in our lifetime. All Scandinavian land belongs to the Swedes

> Just ask any amerifat or italian about Scandinavia and they'll think about SWEDEN first.
Everybody knows the village idiot.

Finnish genes produce the best posts.

...or it's the flailing foreskin after being bitten by the jew?

How does it feel being a shitty cucked version of Denmark?

JARL VARG RULING OVER THE UNITED SCANDINAVIAN VIKINGDOMS WHEN

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Literally master race

sota bror is right you know

Seems to remember that during our union your king prefered Norwegian lifeguards, because he could trust them...

It feels good being known as the father in the north. Nobody even knows about Denmark outside Sup Forums nice joke.

We rose the the best country in the world in those 100 years.

In double that timespan you lost everything.

Neck yourself, in the sacking of sweden to come i might consider enslaving some of you disillusioned cucks.

They only know about Sweden because of their Feminist foreign policy and obsession with brown people. At least Denmark provides pig while you provide monkeys.

Because you found oil you jew. You are welcome to try, we swedes will fucking pummel you to the ground like we always do. You are weak compared to the swede.

i kinda like it, even doe i want scandinavia unified

Denmark has a little potential and Norway would be totally irrelevant without their black gold. Finland is just as it has always been (not doing much, which can be a good thing) and Sweden being torn apart
> Nothing new in Norden it seems

Sweden is also the weakest of the north.

I bet even Denmark could occupy this cuck country.

Youre going to beg for white invasion when you collapse, you will literally sell me your mom for half a kvikk-lunch.

I just want to remove sweden

Danskjäveln har fått stryk sen 1500-talet lmao

>Sweden tough
>cant even protect their own women
Definition of weak cucks

>muh ancestors

You are not your ancestors. You are their children, the inheritors of greatness born into prosperity and unable to defend it, unworthy of it, you deserve death and you are getting it in its most humiliating form

Your country is the retarded child of Norway and Denmark

It's kind of embarrassing that I'm of Swedish descent

sad

Well you don't have to. Take pride in your african roots instead.

Sounds a lot like

>superpower by 2020

What a joy to see all these butthurt danes in this thread. Everyone in Denmark is a cuck who eats pölse for breakfast and a pink bike to his shitty work.

Yes, it's an embarrassment to us.
BTFO

You do realize that Nordvegr existed before Svea, right?
You do realized that we existed as a unified country before you, right?
Sure, you and Denmark ruled over us for a while,but we existed before that and you know it.

Also, you WERE the King of the north, but you fucking blew it, big time.

Stop trying to start fights nobody wants.
You are still our brother, and we want you go get better. But you have to accept that you are dying, or else you won't find the will to fight back.

Danes love hikes and getting beat to death on them by niggers.

>Go back to sucking the "refugees' " dicks, jamal.
>Mad because it's true?

Thanks for snus

I wouldn't worry about you Kings of the North ever getting immigrants out of your country, lycka till.

You done licking Tyrone's load out of your wife's cunt?

we are deporting thousands of niggers every day

Sweden, Denmark and Norway have belonged to each other many times through history. I actually admire the danes. They a perfect mix of conservative, liberal and very down to earth. They even drink beer at work.

we all need to stop arguing amongst ourselves and Unite, the niggers and the kikes want us to argue between ourselves about "who is the greatest white race" stop acting like children and work together so we can take our lands back and make Europe great again, Roof said one thing that actually made sense, blacks and jews wear racial glasses and see through race, not all but most White people for the majority do not, and that is why we are losing they preach multicultralism and diversity while they slowly infest our lands the lands our ancestors fought and died for, the most you are all doing is typing on a forum on the internet.

Fucking stop bickering and help out your fellow white man.

>Just ask any amerifat or italian about Scandinavia and they'll think about SWEDEN first.

And only SJWs think that's a good thing. Everyone else sort of felt bad for you but now just hates you. Have fun getting blowed up by your niggers.

>the Nordics don't cooperate to become local power

Nice conquer and divide shill

Ok I'll wait for your invasion.

reminder that the UK is part of northern europe and therefore you couldnt be more wrong

Pick up the pace...

Chill out abdul, l live in my parents' garage and it doesn't make me a car

Too bad that the best beer they got is Carslberg and that tastes like fruit soda

Oh god an American Mongrel

if the vikings couldve stopped fighting between themselves they wouldve taken over the Medieval world.

>Everyone hates you

*leans into mic*

WRONG.

Holy shit, how did we manage that? Haven't seen that one before.

He said Scandinavia, but nice try Matthew.

I wept for sweden when I heard about all the shit that was going down there, I might be born and raised in america but I have always had an obsession with the Viking ancestry and the modern day metal, I have always wanted to go to sweden and attend the festivals and see the land.

I hope you take back your country I want you to! it sickens me to hear and see that these fucking muslims taking advantage of the great country of sweden.

Fuck you and your shitty bait thread, go and try to divide somewhere else.

Dont listen to that asshat! Scandinavia is my home. If sweden falls, then i will use all my time to save norway and denmark.

Sweden has shit history