Ok, so me and some friends were going to meet up at the galleria in town, but when I parked my car at the parking garage and left, like 4-5 HUGE black dudes popped up a round the corner
I myself am 6 foot 4-5 and weigh like 240 pounds of muscle, after reading fit a few years back and doing GOMAD everyday
Anyway..
"Fuckin bitch, ready to die?"
Without hesitation, I fuckin started swinging, and to my surprise, the first one's head made a poppign sound like when someone throws a shaken up can of coke at the sidewalk or something, the other guys hesitated but started sayin shit like "Oh, you dead""Youre fuckin dead nigger hahaha"
I dodged a few punches and knocked the other two guys out at the same time, while duckign and swinging
The other nigger and one filming the whole time just fucking BOOKED IT, Afterwards I ran away, only looking back once, and I saw one of the niggers LITERALLY HAVING A SEIZURE ON THE CURB
THANK YOU POL FOR MAKING THIS POSSIBLE
Matthew Collins
Pics or bs
Bentley Cooper
WHAT AN AMAZING STORY
Luis Sanders
if this is true this is amazing but i doubt a guy weighing 240 ibs of muscle types like that
Parker Hall
HOLY SHIT I JUST SUCKED OFF 3 NIGGERS ftfy
Henry Collins
>things that never happened /thread
Mason Perry
>Things that never happened Friendly reminder that 99% of "fight" stories posted online are made up
Jacob Sullivan
post timestamp and proof
Aiden Long
No ...not my sons...
Austin Adams
Gratz, but why post this in Sup Forums?
Surely a /fit/izen like yourself would go there first?
Aiden Green
You should have finished the scum. Also you should have brought your gf or sister and coaxed her to file a false gang rape case against the animals. They would have been in jail for life.
Asher Mitchell
Wow guys, lol
240 pounds isnt as much as you think once you weigh it, especially at my height
Jonathan Reed
And you just proved you're lying
Jacob Russell
what you want my scale with a timestamp lol?
Cameron Butler
Post pics of knuckles
Kevin Anderson
read it in his voice >had a nice kek
Connor Rodriguez
post pics faggot
Zachary Parker
This OP don't be a lying faggot
Ethan Johnson
They actually look just fine
Brandon Perry
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John Evans
So you can prove your a fat ass masquerading as a tough guy?
>My scale says 240 >Must mean I'm 240 of muscle
Ethan Nguyen
you should thank god that you didnt get stabbed or shot.
Jordan Roberts
you would be able to clearly tell im not fat in the pic if i did lol
Lincoln Richardson
already have!
Dylan Scott
/fit/izen here, it actually is a really high amount at a respectable bodyfat%, you're certainly not low bf% enough to call yourself "x lbs of muscle", it's probably high teens to low twenties bodyfat-wise
just say you're builtfat next time and people won't sperg and you won't be exposed
Nicholas Taylor
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Robert Cox
>implying it happend
and im 100% convinced you're a woman LARPing as a man
Lucas Myers
what are you talkign about? im just saying that im not mostly fat lol, im not ripped either
let me guess, youre 5'10? i mean 6 foot?
Ayden Russell
and just to add: the description of gomad implies the high bodyfat, wheras a lean 240 would imply steroid usage and 20" arms etc.
so yeah, you're not "240 lbs of muscle", but rather "240 lbs with a decent amount of muscle" for the next time lad
Carter Brooks
Usually they gang up and beat on people in a group.Highly doubtful they were that civilised
James Morales
why is any of this so weird to you all?
also this would never have happened without 24/7 race war training for the last year or two straight
Jacob Watson
pics or it didn't happen
Colton Cooper
6'3.5", it's all in the half inch sure laddo
Hudson Morales
thats all i meant in the first place lol, im not schwarzennegar
Cooper Walker
of what? i would never stand around taking pictures wtf
John Hall
yeah i was just hinting that the formulation "x of muscle" implies shredded etc.", so people will interprete it as you claiming to be schwarzenegger
with that said, seeing as im a similar size - did you have any prior fighting training?
Luis Thomas
Your hands
Jason Ward
just typical fights, but ive fought with niggers and mexicans my whole life as i live around a lot less whites than other people here int he US might and so theyve fought with me since i was like 5-6 years old everywhere i go
Liam Anderson
and then the parking garage clapped
Dylan Martinez
I wish it was true, but I don't think it's true.
Logan Smith
>Ok, so me and some friends were going to meet up at the galleria in town, but when I parked my car at the parking garage and left, like 4-5 HUGE black dudes popped up a round the corner
>We ran like bitches and I came home and wrote this fanfic.
FTFY.
James Hughes
>Afterwards I ran away, only looking back once, and I saw one of the niggers LITERALLY HAVING A SEIZURE ON THE CURB
you drive there in a car but run away when done?
smells like bs story to me
Gavin Green
>doing GOMAD everyday you'd be 6foot 4-5 wide as well after a "few years" of that kek GOMAD is for getting out of Auschwitz-Mode and nothing else
Connor Richardson
Are you retarded?
>parking garage
Andrew Wilson
FUCK YOU ALL THIS SHIT HAPPENED
William Long
What a load of shit. That never happened.
Ayden Perez
Hope they didn't fuck up your car! Fucking niggers got what they deserved. Be prepared for retaliation. Be careful.
Jason Lee
oh, so you left some guys you just knocked out, and presumably are going to want revenge, lying right next to your vehicle which they saw you get out of
that's not believable
Luis Perry
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Josiah Parker
i think it was /fit/ who helped you
Andrew Mitchell
>lying right next to your vehicle Have you never seen a parkign garage lol
and they were not getting up, there would be no revenge
Christian Rivera
Good on you for training for the race war user.
Elijah Hughes
>and they were not getting up, there would be no revenge you killed them?
Liam Nguyen
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Bentley Thomas
>reading fit a few years back and doing GOMAD everyday >THANK YOU POL Not sure if you're in the wrong place or actually retarded enough that you belong here instead. fucking autist.