Yfw this happens

>you wake up January 23
>trump releases his plan to recombine smaller states into bigger ones and divide up larger ones

How would you react?

>state line gerrymandering
Yeah ok as if
>UP goes to wisconsin
OVER MY DEAD FUCKING BODY

Shit map.
Indiana would be taken over by Ohio to be honest.

Just go back to the popular vote and it won't matter.

>not splitting new york

This is shit, Texas wouldn't crumble into minor states, in fact we should have Oklahoma and parts of New Mexico.

if were going to redraw state boundaries can we at least pay attention natural borders this time?

As a Washingtonian, I support both the decision for us to annex Oregon, and trumps plan to fill the Puget Sound with concrete and dead liberals

>back

>Ky + WV
Those hillbilly roadkill munchers in the apalachians can go back to being part of Virginia before they share the Valley with us.

YISSSS I ALWAYS WANTED TO ANNEX RODE-ISLAND!

Ohio River Valley is rightful Kentucky clay!

I don't want to be in the same state as those filthy missouran fucks

also it'd make more sense to use rivers and mountain ranges as borders rather than watersheds desu

>mfw Ohio literally no change

Ohio perfect as it is.

Fuck Ohio.

Should've made Pennsylvania bigger and erased New York

Mich fag

Ohio is literally the worst state desu

>Louisville part of southern Indiana
Tear down all the bridges!

why

Kek agrees.

Ohio confirmed for worst state.

Also

>implying Wisconsin will ever take back the UP

>recombine smaller states into bigger ones and divide up larger ones
just the second part of this, please. regional governments work better with smaller areas,this is why new york state, california, and florida are such shitholes. cities larger than 5mil should be forced to become their own states and cities larger than 1mil should be incentivized to do so with federal benefits.

>Colorado Westslope is part of flyover bullshit instead of Deseret
You fuck off, Donald.

>being annexed by Shitcagoland
Stay on your side of the Mississippi, Illiniggers.

Wisconsin here. Every other midwestern state is trash.

Best Border state reporting.

>Panhandle Florida part of Alabama
Fuck off.

>when Americans get bored of arguing what country is better, they start quarreling among themselves
Your ego just doesn't let you shut up until you prove everyone that your street is the cleanest, doesn't it?

>UP to Wisconsin
REEEEEEEEEEE

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Alaska pls.

That's probably because we're a union, also Americans have been fucking with each other before the internet.

Are we giving Hawaii back to Australia?

>would be living in the state of NJ again

NO THANKS, JUST ESCAPED

>back
Fuck no, Hawaii was never theirs in the first place.

50 has esoteric meaning so will never happen unless we make it 72 or 77 states

That reminds me, why didn't the EU fight the brits after they seceded?

Iowa gets Chicago? We already have enough blacks from there, no thanks.

no. Natural borders are terrible because they change. Then you get shit like this which is really fucked.

G-Germany wants to be a state? I don't know if you qualify.

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The EU is full of spineless cucks, that's why. Also because the EU is sort of a members club rather than a federation. A European could definitely explain why better than I can.

I'm fine with that. Columbia river separates most of WA from OR anyway. We wouldn't change here in the PNW

My US geography is terribly. Who is this adorable motherfucker?

>western Kentucky
>fucked
TN or IL should just give us the rest of our clay already.

That's northern Virginia, Maryland, Delaware and that dot in the middle is D.C.

All Appalachia rightful West Virginian hill clay!

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the u.p. belongs to us and we will defend it if necessary

You're not fucking up Texas like this, sorry.

They have a weird way of leaving their union. They say they want to leave and have to fill out five months of paperwork and hang around in Belgium.

making me a georgian reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

You should be dividing California up vertically. CA can be cleanly divided into coastal megacity livers and rural farmers who hate the other.

this

there's a reason why it's called misery

We had that when I lived in Evansville, IN as well. There was Kentucky land north of the Ohio river, just south of the bypass. Bottoms land. They had a huge horse track / OT betting place there.

>gerrymandering at federal level

wow

>part of mass now
[autistic screeching]

>Combining my beautiful state with New Mexico

Absolute disgust.

IF IT AINT BROKE DONT FIX IT

How would we divide the leaves up if they joined the Union after rake day?

The UP actually almost became it's own state I believe back in the 70's. 51st State. No way in hell are we ceding it over to those fucking cheeseheads.

Massholes.

>if were going to redraw state boundaries can we at least pay attention natural borders this time?
That's retarded. We live in an era of GPS.

Over my dead body. We like you guys and Illinois (excluding Chicago) as neighbors, but we aren't merging with anybody.

I think things would be pretty great in the state of Kansabraskorado where I would be living. Legal weed, no gun control and lots of white people!

Kill yourselves niggers
t. STL

It's where Camp David is located. Beautiful, historic area.

>Makes Oklahoma smaller

Literally why

The Show Me state. Because if they weren't so dense you could just tell them.

Oddly enough this would end up taking 6 electoral votes away from the Donald if it was the map in 2016.

>Arizona
>Beautiful

Pick one.

Isn't Oklahoma just a glorified reservation?

Current evansvillefag here

Where'd you end up at?

That Delaware, Maryland and Virginia are just absolutely retarded.

Why don't other states care as much about horse racing?

>defending St Louis
Our city is shit, bud

That depends on where you are

Tulsa is more of a glorified chimp exhibit, but Muskogee and Sapulpa and shit are infested with the red skins

Everyone supports Trump though so that's comfy

>Kansas
>Nebraksa
>Colorado

Holy shit how can one state be so based?

ky stays the same, really wouldn't effect me

>wanting to share clay with WV

I am currently "doing time" in Dublin, OH. Lived in Chicagoland after E'Ville.

My heart belongs in Bloomington IN.

I live in this picture.

What's in the KY island?

The problem is not splitting off the inland parts of Washington, Oregon and California

>LI
>now new jersey

no thanks

>changing Texas
Not even american, but ruining the only relevant state in america seems kinda weird.

Massachusetts cannot be touched.

/thread

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Looks comfy as fuck.

>eastern washington/oregon still share a state with seattle and portland
the border should really be along the cascades

If you redraw your state frontier lines to be more natural maybe you can pretend your country has some history.

If you're going to stick us with Kennett and Caruthersville, you could at least put Texarkana back where it belongs...

Wow. Impressed that you took the time to take this into consideration.