I just spent a year in prison

I just spent a year in prison.

Ask me anything...

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How many times did you get fucked in the ass by other inmates? Were there times you enjoyed it (don't worry is normal in order to cope).

I was patted on the bum on the way out the gate by a female guard. True dat

I also add, rape in UK prisons is a pipe dream made up by chasers looking to get shipped to the UK 'Trans-friendly' site...

whatcha in for? is jail full of chads and chavs?

Something aggravated. And yes, exceedingly so- so much human potential lost to the mind prison of immature masculine psychology... just a load of show-boating boys in misguided and un-mothered mens bodies.

Was there a 'jug up' where you were? Did they bring in tea and biscuits before bed? If so, were the biscuits used as a currency?

>I also add, rape in UK prisons is a pipe dream
Come spend some time in a American prison and we can make your dreams come true.

did you convert to islam?

'Jug Up', we call them 'Tea Packs'- no joke. Probably get a burn for 5 of them, milk and spice are the true silver and gold standards respectively.

>praise kek
Being of European heritage I doubt I would of got sentenced the way I did in the US, probebly got let off scot-shit-free... what is it with the US and their disproportionate amount of interracial rape in prison?

What do?

^ Yeah. Talk about Islam in general in the UK prison system.

Oh wow, I wish. Those skinnyz have some wings on lock.

Laugh, point and kick it at the shortest person in the showers. Its kinda a 'monkey/ladder', 'schrodingers dogs' thing

Tell me of segregation

got a job yet?

Did you get put in HMP Portland by any chance?

How does BBC tastes like, criminal scum?

Constructions the way to go if you ever get a record, the industry dosent gave a fuck about them

'The Block' - not that bad, no TV or radio, lots of reading and writing though, very reflective. On the whole its not to bad if the person in the block next to yours is safe- can always pop a line out the window and trade baccky supplies when needed.

Everthings catered for the religion- more so then say Paganism or Sikhs. Dont be starting shit though cus they'll gank you.

How do you keep up with news and politics? I imagine all you have access to is normie outlets like bbc

>what is it with the US and their disproportionate amount of interracial rape in prison?
Because most of the whites who ended up in prison wasn't ever prepared for the reality of it.
Most are scared from being outnumbered and haven't really been violent like nogs are naturally.
Also Nogs in prisons fine white boys cuter then other nogs.
And I wouldn't bet on getting off or a lite sentence sometimes the judges here really screw over people for shits and giggles.

Are you muslim?

Could of- decided to stay in Horfield

Terrible channel, rarely had my TV

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What do you call a Muslim on basic?

>Being of European heritage I doubt I would of got sentenced the way I did in the US, probebly got let off scot-shit-free... what is it with the US and their disproportionate amount of interracial rape in prison?
Yeah that's a fucking lie. Whites don't commit anywhere near the amount of crimes blacks do in America, that's why it seems that way. Every black I met in prison, sure as hell deserved to be there regardless if they were innocent of their charges. They were all pretty much niggers and only niggers. The old black people who have been in for decades are alright though, they realized they fucked up and no one was buying their BS.
t. fellow convict

Are you looking forward to working minimum wage for the rest of your life?

Radio 4 has great coverage on world events/politics. You can taste the propaganda/selective skew on a lot of the broadcasts though...

>shits n gigz
Fuck, your telling me m8...

A pity, I see the thing up on that island quite often and wonder what it's like in there.
What were the fitness/gym facilities like?

Hey, I'm already on £12 an hour and a company van, I'm not complaining for the next few years.

How did you deal with the boredom?

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Check this out it's let you see why whites get fucked more.

2 sessions a week, 3 if your working 4 if you get 'red band' as well, which is essentialy your slitghly more trusted then other cons- in a daily duty (clearing up, guiding noobs ect) kind of way only

Well your out of the cell for more of the daylight hours, dossing about around the wing with other cons- you'd be surprised how much gose on in there. Google spice attacks, its like a good 40% of any days fun.

In cell its mostly tv/radio/music and reading. Letter writing is fun and sketching. Mostly reading and radio for myself... and smoking, lots and lots of smoking.

interesting...

You read, talk, exercise, pace, anything you can to keep your mind from going stir crazy. Sometimes pulling small gags just to get caught was fun. Some prisons offer TV, I was never so fortunate.

this

I feel like boredom would be the worst part. if I was in for a long stretch (years), I feel I would have to just take up a hobby like fucking around with a deck of cards like ed norton did in rounders.

Political terrorism here, spend most of my time reading books I ordered every week.

Got out in 4, I want to go back in this world is rotten.

Single moms?

I'm not doubting your skills. The reality is that convicted felons get completely fucked over when it comes to getting a decent job after they are let out. They say your punishment is to serve time behind bars. That's nothing compared to the real punishment that comes after.

... is a contributing factor to many of their stories, yes. The reasons for this are well documented so I'm not going to give refrences.

Without a the solid father figure, a budding male is incomplete and this will never grow into the pure masculine form without great struggle/help.

Many budding men don't even get any kind of 'coming of age' ritual and thus will always be incomplete intil so. Joining the military isn't what its cracked up to be and joining a gang sure isn't, so the male falls wayward of society and in turn, is sent to prison. A shame, nut such is the cost of the civilization the Liberal r select has made...

That's when you save up and open your own business and make your own life. Construction is easy to get into if you are a felon and it usually pays pretty well. I own a roofing company now and only hire ex cons trying to straighten themselves out, they start at $12.50, $4 above state minimum.

>tfw spent 3 years in jail
>tfw would do it all over again if the same situation came up

caught my ex in bed with my friend, smashed the shit out of him and collapsed her orbital bone

Are there really a bunch of Muslims and why did you go to prison?

>Political terrorism here
Did you post something nasty on Twitter?

>Google spice attacks,
Holy shit.

Wisdom. I suppose after your released it becomes a test on how far you can go on your own- almost completely unable to offer yours services to the corporate sectors/companies its up to the post-custodial individual to make something of themselves from scratch, an extreme struggle for someone who probably dosent have the self-disipline to do it in the first place. Fingers crossed on being the next Elon Musk!

Which translated from Canadian means cry and give him some water for his thirst right?

Do you get a lesser charge for a crime of passion in the moment like that

remember that one time Tiger Woods' wife bashed his head in with a golf club after finding out he was cheating but got off scot free because she was a woman

You're cool, keep it up.

Only 'in self defense', right?

IKR.. spice is life in prison, almost gets you thinking about how SO much gets in. (Extreme profit to be made, my moneys on the guard bringing it in)

Salt of the earth.

Probably because your jails aren't filled with violent gayniggers.

Which one was your ex.