Pathetic historical event thread
Pathetic historical event thread
Ryan Lopez
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Hunter Barnes
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Jordan Rivera
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Blake Lopez
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Dylan Adams
>The Holy Roman Empire was gre- ...
Hunter Phillips
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Isaac Sanders
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John Barnes
>20-30k civs were eaten
Man I will never understand the chinks. Their war history is on of the most fucked up things in the galaxy.
Xavier Rogers
Holy shit
Those numbers
Fokin 'ell whatever happened with those kind of swedes?
James Morgan
>yanks consider a battle against nothing a victory
Kek
Isaac Wilson
Go eat a potato faggot
Lucas Gray
> Mexican """""intellectuals"""""
Fuck off pablo
Camden Sanchez
20-30k eaten, they ate the women then the old and young first, apparently the city remained loyal despite the commanders slaughtering civilians to feed the garrison.
Lincoln Moore
>Part of the Thirty Years' War
Mate, the HRE was in chaos, even Vienna was a protestant city when the war started (and no one even remembers today).
Isaiah Nelson
Amerobese sounds upset
Thomas Collins
Hows the savings for the wall coming up?
David Young
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Lucas Morales
how are your designated tranny streets coming up?
Owen Jones
They might have won that battle, but we won the war in the end. take that emufags
Jason Watson
As strong and productive as ever
Who wouldve guessed that Latin america is filled to the brim with scum and degenerates?
In other news mexicans smell of sweaty bum holes
Luke Kelly
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Tyler Anderson
When are you nuking territorians and victorians tho?
William Hughes
at least Mr. Trump admires our spirit.
Wyatt Clark
>posting the photoshopped version
Carson Gray
KeK
Are you even trying beaner?
Tell your women to stop flocking to Rio
We want to bang more europeans and less easy brown women we already have too many over here
Jordan Price
the Olympics are over, you can get off your high horse now
Aaron Collins
Battle for the last Tamale
Mexico Vs Brazil
Mexico Vs Brazil
12/17/16
Two retards at the Home Depot who are looking for work fighting over the last spot in the bed of a pick up truck.
Both picked up by La Migra and deported
Anthony Davis
>slaves
>Choctaw warriors
>farmers
>pirates
Camden Williams
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Liam Jackson
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Henry Perry
nice thumbnail save lad
Jace Morales
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Gabriel Bell
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Nicholas Ramirez
The ironry is this is my own oc
Mason Harris
I was wondering how long this would take.
Jaxon Reed
You saving that picture is pathetic but not an historical event.
Dylan Murphy
>30,000 civilians eaten
was it a siege or something and they run out of food and instead of surrendering they just ate eachother?
John Reyes
didn't the chinese have cook books on how to prepare humans?
Luke Bennett
>Yin Ziqi had besieged the city for a long time. The food in the city had run out. The dwellers traded their children to eat and cooked bodies of the dead. Fears were spread and worse situations were expected. At this time, Zhang Xun took his concubine out and killed her in front of his soldiers in order to feed them. He said, "You have been working hard at protecting this city for the country wholeheartedly. Your loyalty is uncompromised despite the long-lasting hunger. Since I can't cut out my own flesh to feed you, how can I keep this woman and just ignore the dangerous situation?" All the soldiers cried, and they did not want to eat. Zhang Xun ordered them to eat the flesh. Afterwards, they caught the women in the city. After the women were run out, they turned to old and young males. 20,000 to 30,000 people were eaten. People always remained loyal.
Ryan Turner
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Chase Ross
fixed
Christian Gonzalez
>chinese people soup
Elijah Rivera
>420 reinforcements
DUUUUUUUUUUUDE
Aaron Campbell
not funny pidorashka
Carson Lewis
Really?
Hunter Morris
>420 reinforcements
>Canada succeeded through the power of dude weed lmao