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>oo user, i call that one the george bush

what do you do?

I call this one the 9/11
>beat the shit out of her

Who is worse; brap-posters or mummy-posters?

>Grabs her ass and pussy
I call this one Donald Trump

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I throw up in disgust, something about women farts are utterly heinous.

>I call this one the holocaust

>pull down her underwear
>thrust my meat truncheon into her
>she says no
>I hold her down against the counter
>she keeps whimpering no
>I call this the Ron Paul

Guys are giant nephilim from Antarctica going to kill us all?

Steve Quayle says so

It's a tough call, Lee. On the one hand, I can't filter the brap-posters, but on the other, the photos are more interesting to look at than just that 5/10 Russian sloot over and over.

>Pretend like it didn't happen
>I call this one the Holocaust

saged and reported for the degradation of one of our sistas

> I call this one the Columbine
> blows crap on all your books

;)

and off-topic
enjoy your 2 week ban

Smack that bitch the fuck upside the head for farting outside of the bathroom.

Fucking hell, Australian's have launched my sides into orbit.

Call the cops and report a nonwhite in my kitchen.

Laugh my ass off because it's a joke? Then I chug a beer and start doing jumping jacks. In 20 minutes I will let out the largest fart she has ever herd and call it Gloria Gaynor as my ass begins to bleed; cause I will survive.

Bend over counter and fug

Too close to red lobster

>Squeeze super hard to try and top her.
>*prrt*
>"What? You call that a fart?"

>"I call it the Bernie Sanders, now if you'll excuse me I've got some free shit to clean up"

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>you wanna grab these titties user? ;)

Try to catch it and paint green

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Sit on my face, I need to talk with the president

>had three brothers growing up
>mom tried to institute this rule in the house
>brothers, father, and I would stand on threshold of bathroom door, lean ass out, rip monster farts
>try to position our ass to reflect and amplify sound off walls to project sounds of spinchter flapping into other rooms as efficiently as possible
>would grade each other on ability to project, areas infiltrated by cornhole clanging, length and tone, and of course area denial of stench

Rrrrriiiiiight

Smells like a methaney trumpswamp egg fart

Who is she and why do you post her in every thread?

I would show her my twin towers and test out if airplane gas can melt steel beam.

severely underrated

>he has two dicks

Mom said I could have 2 weiners.

I honestly think woman fart are cute out of a modest women, either by accident or because she has certain 'boyish' qualities and finds things like that funny.

On the other hand I find it disgusting as fuck out of a hipster SJW or a generally dirty woman who has no regard for their femininity or care for how they're perceived.

You spoke to your mom before your own procreation?

underrated

Probably his ex or something, and he wants to spread her image.

turn 360 degrees and throw my shoe at her ass

no fuck you WE CALL THE SHIT WE SMOKE GEORGE BUSH G&P

Regularly seeing deformed piles of dead bodies on the internet has been normalized; , and the graphic ultra-violent process of seeing that being regularly posted, so its just like whatever at this point.

/thread

Yes.
I also did the same with your mother before your procreation.

carry on robbing the house while she talks to herself like an idiot

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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..*sniff*…ah….*ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff*…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….*sniff sniff*…hmmm….is that….*sniff*….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…*sniff*….a little whiff more if you please…..*ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff*…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…*sniff*….the most pungent one yet my dear….*ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff*….yes…

Take my face out of that ass.

Lol just kidding.