Hola gringo I'm here to pick yo son up for our fuckin' date. Don't you worry señor user imma suck his dick real good

Hola gringo I'm here to pick yo son up for our fuckin' date. Don't you worry señor user imma suck his dick real good.

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K

Well this is new.

Seek sunlight and get a clue manlet

Alright sure, but first you're going to have to eat these eggs.

>implying i have a son
outplayed again

GET THE FUCK OFF MY DOORSTEP!
MY MEXICAN SON IS ONLY SUPPOSED TO HAVE WHITE GIRLFRIENDS!

>posting this again
stop

Lol. Made me chuckle back over the wall

At least my son isn't gay.

No one likes a tripfag.

Okay, but only suck his dick, don't get pregnant with disgusting half-breeds.

Here to pick up my son? Why don't you pick up THIS?
*unzips dick*

>our fuckin' date
Why do they swear so much in public?

k stay off needle drugs

Listen here you spic,no way in hell you ain't suckin my boys dick. Not before suck mine! now on your knees and take it like a taquito roll

youtu.be/A5zwcsVsVz0?t=4s

Because American words are cool. We even prefer to say the word 'fuck' here

>Ese man te va a fuckupsear

bitch i dont have son get on ur knees

hnnnnggg

I would crawl naked through five miles of razor blades and vinegar just to hold her hand and take her to dinner and a movie

Beat me to it.

Ok, have him home by 8.

Why can't leafs speak English? And you call yourselves whiter than us? Anglos? For shame.

We keeps it in the family here, why don't you get comfortable on the couch and he will be right down. Ever have two men at once?

Muchas gracias señorita

ditto for newfags

vatos locos forever

>her
>her

Fuck off, Northern Turkey.

>my son is going to have sex before i do

must be my wife's son ;_;

I think if I had the chance to race mix with a latina I would

They're bodies are like breeding machines, it's so sexy

How could a white woman ever compare...

You're still gay, user.

Love that movie tbqh

She's definitely a girl

Lol whats up rabbi?

Dont speak to me or my wifes son ever again beaner.

>Not before suck mine!

Why did this make me laugh

>Not pegging him with the biggest strapon she can find

Nope! The date is cancelled and I don't want to see you anywhere near my wife's son ever again. Only strong, independent females can date members of this household.

I can speak very good english my man, but this is Sup Forums
And quite frankly, I'm not arguing with anyone, therefore I have no need to use proper grammar/sound smart.
Why would I use exquisite english to post a pickup line on a latino slut?

No I'm not bitch, because that is a woman.

you came to the wrong barrio, gabacho

>unzips

>unzips

>DICK

And definitely blacked

...

Why do we always get this same thread? It was funny the first time but you need something new

>tfw no qt chola gf to sip 40s with while she introduces me to her sur13 gangbanger homies and calls me a silly ass white boi

*high five him*
use a rubber you mongoloid, ok?

Ah yes, another quality Canadian post.

Who is she?

Didn't I fuck you before for $400?

you call me a man because I have bigger balls than you eh puto

I'm just a lowly Wojak white guy user

No ladies look my way

I think I have a chance with latinas though

would pimp those putas to hell

How fucking new.

>get beheaded and hung from an overpass because the cartel druglord accuses you of sleeping with his hoe

>going back to comfy ottoman baklava and chai times while the west falls into degeneracy
>bad
baka
youtube.com/watch?v=cV5dNYmb-6I
>she
>girl

go ahead and meme all you want but I'm Jewish and I would definitely racemix with the girl in OP

Excuse me young madam, but you seem to be mistaken, tyrone is not my son, but my wife's son. Easy mistake to make! I won't bother you two anymore!

SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THIS

man taco niggers LOVE white boys. If only we could take all the under 30 latinas and send the men back

K
You kids have fun.

mothafucka ill hang the druglord from the bridge from his dick

>implying cartels will risk hopping the border and killing a gringo for sleeping with hoe #233 from his harem

Wasn't this thread posted a few months ago?

Omg...: )
Ur so stoopid!
How can you unzip your dick?
Did u mean zipper? Lol

>realizing that your son is not gay
Be back by 12, have fun!
>passes son a rubber, and tell him if she gets prego he's paying for the abortion with his college fund

mothafucka ill unzip your dick

Y-y-you t-t-too

whites and latins go well together

They're halfie offspring usually look good

mothafucka youre halfie offspring usually looks good

tfw no chubby chola gf to shoot guns with and cruise around town in your lowrider

why continue?

Her first name is Isabella I can't remember her last name though.

Amateur.
I would drag your balls through 6 miles of blackberry brambles just to ask her father how his day at work was.

The one on the right looks more loyal not as white looking though

shit thread

>no chola gf to get into trouble with

why live?

Not wanting a smart/educated latina as your wife

Te quiero putaaaaaAaaaaa

DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY OFFSPRINGS GENDER???

>Wanting hispanic trash
u fuckin wot m8

>igetthatreference.jpg

>My sons a fag, but I know how to party like a motherfuckin straight vato. Get in my grand caravan, were going to Taco bell.

kek

make me

K, make sure my son wears a condom

>Don't you worry señor user imma suck his dick real good.
*unzips dick*

Prove it.

good that you know your place.

i think the sterotypical cholo subculture in these pics is an american creation ftom SoCal and not too big with cartel types. they like long pointy cowboy boots and hats

ok what is the meme behind this image

>>Ese man te va a fuckupsear
double doubles, Kek is keking and so am I.

I never heard the term "fuckupsear"; ¿Are you serious or trolling?

>"Dont worry Mr. user, my intentions for your daughter on our first date are as pure as yours were for your wife on your first date"

several

She kinda looks like my gf
Yes I am a race traitor.

score!

really aren't

This gave me a boner

but you're white

>The current year
>Not sucking out one of her farts and holding it in like a bong hit

You gay or something?

newfag detected

i honestly just believe this. people wear jeans because murica. fuck is the word we are known for. this is why its all over asian clothes. fuck is cool there. kids trick their parents into saying it all the time

This desu