>be born
>be american
>get ur dick mutilated same day by dr. (((berg)))
Be born
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>tfw your mom ONLY dated jews
KILL ME
>be Serbian
>be completely irrelevant
Tesla was Croatian.
>Be Born
>Be Aussie
>HOW YA GOIN YA FUCKIN CUNT?
>YEAH NAH NOT FUCKIN MUCH AYE
>AH YEAH YEAH THATS SICK AS AYE
>FUCK YEE
You will never be Australian.
cucked 4 life
Uhhh the doctor that birthed me was an asian lady actually
Check em' lads, 3 in a row
"T taping", niggers. And do it nao!
shoo leafster shoo
Australians and Kiwis are Kek's chosen people
do Australians drunk post too
how did u know i had a glass of pear cider like an hour ago
Born to English parents
Still got my foreskin
Hyper sensitive dick ftw
We know the jews much longer than the yanks and we keep our foreskins. Are the yanks just mongs?
anlgos are interconnected on a secular level.
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>Born "Latvian"
>Be uncircumcised
>Move to America
>Realize i'll never speak Livonian but at least i'm circumcised
>Learns that i'm not cut
>Gets circumcised
>Last Native Livonian Speaker dies during circumcision
Oh well.
>Be European 1st Generation
>Parents don't circumcise you because they're Europeans
>Be American
>Don't have to pay 75% income tax
>don't have to have 75% of the sex
>nofap
>dont touch my prostate
We need to balance out our cuckeries
I don't understand
They got a lot of other bonuses with all those circumcisions. We didn't but have functioning benors
kek
>being this mad your countries only claim to fame isn't even Serbian
WE WUZ INVENTORS N SHIT
Yep.
We'll change it eventually, we are making great progress!
I think they actually do it 3 or 4 days later sometimes. how fucked is that?
also obligatory
>be Serbian
>don't hold the door for an Albo
>get bombed
about the circumcision it's have been pushed by jews in US for multiple purposes.
First, USA is the biggest diaspora of jews in the world, there is even more jews in US than in Israel. Since thousands of years, all the pogroms of jews have been done the same way to be sure you are not targeting the wrong person : "drop your pant schlomo, ho you are cut ? go into the oven". By mutilating goyims too , they are protecting themselves for the next cleansing.
Second, and it's known only by rabbis since forever but the anatomy science help us to understand now, but the childrens have a first puberty who start at the 8th day and last 21 days, Dr Jean Gauter proved it the first.
And this first puberty, which is a major event, will disturb the endocrinal system and the thyroid system. You set free some hormones contained in the intern genital organ, which is what we call the human gland. It will then provoke an underdevelopment of the pituitary side of the brain, but unhinged the adrenals glands and the thyroid.
To summarize, circumcision change the psyche of men, transforming them to be more 'left-brained' (the speculative mind).
So what is happening is that jews want to create a race of goys thinking like their masters, a golem, with the americans.
Pr. Roger Dommergue Polaco De Menasce explain this very well (he was an insider, illuminati-tier family, extremely powerful)
Sucks for them LOL
They succeeded. Yanks are no better tham jews.