>Be British
>Step out of house
>Instantly teleported to Pakistan
Be British
>Be Indian
>need to shit
>use street instead of bathroom
>be Niger
>steal India's flag and sell the rim off the wheel
DESIGNATED
SHOOTING
SCHOOLS
>Be Aussie
>Lose war against flightless birds
>go to shoot up indian school
>completely vacant
>Be Indian
>Step outside
>On corner
do Sikhs shit in the streets too?
you must have a good internet connection to post this out in the street, pajeet.
>Be British
>Daughter gets raped
>Attempt to fight off rapists
>Arrested for "disturbing the peace"
>Be Canadian
>Elect a cuck for president
>elect a cuck for president
>Prime Minister
maybe if you used a pencil instead of shit to write in school you would know this
POO
That one hit too close to home.
>tfw cucked by giant bird so badly they forced us to use their image on our national emblem
>Be Indian
>Shit post on Sup Forums to feel better about being born in a shitty country.
>Poo in loo
>be indian
>Be Brit
>Get executed for not praying 5 times a day in the great UKaliphate
The shit posting flows like a dysentery infested "holy" river of bloated corpses and feces
>Be Australian
>Lose war to a flightless bird
>Call dad
>We nuke the fucks back to the stoneage
>tfw you still lost to a buncha flightless birds
Any India s here want to talk about Modi fucking up your currency?
I heard the shortage of physical notes was getting so bad they were having to fly bags of rupees from Kolkata to Delhi
> be Malaysian
> literally too smart to have a stereotype
>Be Aussie
>Get raped by Muslims as it's acceptable where they come from
>UKaliphate
Nice. Going to steal that one thanks.
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Last time I flew Malaysian airlines, I didn't shower first. I figured I could just wash up on shore.
>Rohingya Muslims
>nobody wants them
I wonder why?
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No you're not from Microsoft, no I won't turn on my computer, no your name is obviously not Steve, go away, stop phoning me.
Watch out folks, India is on fire tonight
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Pajeet I...
M-M-M-MUGHALKILL
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AYY
India shouldn't talk about others countries rape problem
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POO
hey Germany, shouldn't your flag be all black by now?
IN
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>Be German
>Raise hand to hail a cab
>Get arrested
Holy kek
My sides have achieved moksha
wow haven't heard that one before. better post a laughing image reaction because im such a newnigger piece of shit
THE
>Be Indian
>Don't poo in the loo
when are you gonna go to war with pakistan I'm sure the rest of Sup Forums is waiting to I wanna see pakistan get obliterated
Damn, shit's LITERALLY on fire.
India being as spicy as curry tonight.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !
did you wash your hands in poop water before typing because this reeks of shitpost pajeet
The line of the night
Fuck me man....
That happened this morning to me ......thought I was in Birmingham but got teleported to pakiland
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Hearty kek
I.. I concede.
after sifting through poos, I stumble upon a diamond.
put me on the screen cap if you take one faggot
MY FUCKING CAPTCHA
>be Indian
>move to Canada
>constantly talk about how horrible India is
India sounds like hell on Earth desu desu senpai
That was like watching someone get hit with a train. Bravo pajeet
>This.
>Decide to move.
>Go to Wales as the kids being forced to learn welsh puts off immigrants.
>Step out of new Welsh house.
>Instantly teleported to the 90's.
Perfect.
>be American
>slaughter and eat millions upon millions of indias most sacred animal daily, to the point that the meme for America is calling them burgers, all while shitting these worthless beasts into our porcelain thrones of defication while India walks barefoot down Shit Street to the corner of Poo Lane
holy shit Mumbai bringing the bantz
You will be spared on the day of the rake
meme polan too plez
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Oh you.
i mean u got plenty of material to be made fu off loo
but these bants are nice keep em coming!
Is it true your whole economy revolves around The Witcher and fixing British toilets?
thanks americuck
screencap this
include me in it too
>Andy is a fag
Indian bantz on point
>original flag, do not steal
Pajeet bringing the mad bantz tonight
>be poo in loo man wake up in shit
>walk in shit-dried house
>eat cow shit for breakfast
>walk out and instantly teleported to designated sweat shop donating our greatest export
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GodDAMN Pajeet.
kek bretty good pajeet
Underrated
Nice try Andy
here
Why the fuck are you doing it like this. When the rake comes you're going in first
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>be American
>get shot
>Be Indian
>Step out of house
>Instantly teleported to dumpster
>be swiss
>step out of house
>instantly teleported to moria
>Be Lithuania
>Step out of house
>Instaly teleported to soviet era but with pro basketball team
put me in the screencap
>be user
>post in thread
>instantly teleported out of the screencap
India with the fucking bantz
Not unlike
>Be Kiwi
>Die in an earthquake
nice
kek, underr8d
Kek
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