Be British

[Jackson Brooks]

>Be British
>Step out of house
>Instantly teleported to Pakistan

[Luis Williams]

>Be Indian
>need to shit
>use street instead of bathroom

[Nathan Taylor]

>be Niger
>steal India's flag and sell the rim off the wheel

[Parker Davis]

DESIGNATED
SHOOTING
SCHOOLS

[Robert Thomas]

>Be Aussie
>Lose war against flightless birds

[Nathaniel Gonzalez]

>go to shoot up indian school
>completely vacant

[Christian Parker]

>Be Indian
>Step outside
>On corner

[Gavin Carter]

do Sikhs shit in the streets too?

[Christopher Ortiz]

you must have a good internet connection to post this out in the street, pajeet.

[Parker Evans]

>Be British
>Daughter gets raped
>Attempt to fight off rapists
>Arrested for "disturbing the peace"