Mattel introduces Amy Shumer Barbie

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but why though?

Can't be. There would be more fat

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I want to know the sales figure for this to so I can potentially laugh at the bad sales it's gotten

So they can shame adults into buying ugly children's barbies.

How long until the studies show that girls want to play with the attractive Barbie instead of the fat one?

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Girls are funny. Get over it.
I love when they say "my vaginaaaaa"

the best way to topple this is just to not engauge it at all. no threads, no talk, no tweets. just fucking ignore it.

normies w/e but they dont go watch barbie movies. this is going to crash and burn with 0 effort from elsewhere. leave it alone, its going to burn on its own.

Someone hot glue it

Here's the real one

Can't wait
OMG when she's like "I have HPV" so funny

I'm sure they'd TRY to make her look good but even then. It would look like someone else

anyone think amy shumer looks like pic related?

Tfw you realize this thread is about you.

The market for this is entirely made up of

> mothers buying it for their fat daughters
> who will be even more mortified when their friends find out they have Fat Barbie

guys, thicc is totally in rn.

That cant be her, that one is actually funny.

>It's a fat-faced slob

Fuck get a conservative uni's Sociology department on this stat.

>So they can shame adults into buying ugly children's barbies.

this tactic didn't work for Ghostbusters

I don't see it happening now.

Not really. If I was a few drinks in and I knew with certainty that no one would find out, I would let Fiona ride me like a bucking bronco. Even if Amy Shumer and I were the last two people on earth, I would rather masturbate to squirrels.

btfo!

The mouth is too big

That's only maybe half as obese as it would need to be.

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Ha, those arms are a lie. And where is the dick sucking jew face??

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