Pick 1

pick 1

Apple fritter master race

Unironically picking the gay strawberry one.

I'd take an apple fritter, my faggot

Bear claw

maple bacon bar

The long dong

stay out of ck faggot

Gonna have to go with the glazed twist

>Classic glazed

When done right, it's unrivaled.

Old fashioned plain

Gimme dat chocolate frosted jump off!

>That flag
I'm not surprised

Jelly

Aren't apple fritters and bear claws pretty much the same thing?

Bismarck is the only right answer

>long john
>not eclaire

I jelly !

Apple fritters are burnt Eve cucks and beat claws are fluffy twink ass pillows

Pick a donut or fuck off it's American food time.

strawberry frosted and maple

Jelly

You need that tang

also regular full glazed

did someone say donuts?

old fashioned, shit is titties

CTR! Here.
Please delete.

Plain

Boston cream

jelly

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Zimmerman flew and Tyler knew.

Also, bear claw. Quantity and quality.

>no custard filled

get fucked faggot

jelly

I RECOGNIZE THAT FURRY RIMJOB

Strawberry French Cruller's reign supreme

Who calls it long john?
It's eclaire


Anyway i'm addicted to these things, i blame my overweightness on these things alone.

>No gluten free option

pleb

>Cinnamon Twist
>Or the Mable Bar

They all look too sickly sweet, I'm a custard tart kid.

fucking long johns

maple bacon

or

maple bar with bacon salt

Long John

Old-fashioned

old-fashioned = shit teir

and what is a wonut? looks new age

You should choose
ear claw

Let's see if you play dominos better on custard tarts than on jelly donuts

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sugar

also everyone itt except me should be banned

>take 1
no i'm not poor or fat i'll have as many as i want

>eclaire

Eclairs are made with choux pastry, though. Here in washington state they're usually just called chocolate bars.

As for best I'm going with buttermilk bars.

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preferring long johns doesn't make me gay r-right?

Only from those? No powdered lemon jelly donuts? Fine, I'll take a fritter then.

Waffle donut. Mix waffle batter and doughnut dough together, cook it pale in a waffle iron then fry it brown.

Boston cream.

I'd pick the strawberry frosted one because years of watching The Simpsons has led me to believe the ideal donut is pink frosting with sprinkles.

Boston cream would be my runner up choice

Explosive beer shits.

Apple Fritters are literally so good they don't belong on the same list as the rest of that garbage.

The donut shop in my town sells a giant glazed donut they call the Homer Simpson and I wonder why it isn't the pink frosted donut with sprinkles.

Because Jews want you to have

Explosive Beer Shits.

what the heck is wrong with that bear claw op

that's not what a bear claw donut looks like

You guys are all faggots, chocolate frosted is the final solution to the donut question. You niggers are dumb with your fancy faggot donuts.

damn we being raided hard
saged

Real bear claws are more like a danish.

was cucks was too slow of a board for you?

The Jews always have explosive beer shits normally because it's how their intestines work.

They want to drag the rest of us down to their level so they market shitty food so we all have Explosive Beer Shits because they want none of us to have an edge on reproduction.

Keks will, all other donuts are faggots.

These all look disgusting. Why would anyone put this filth in their bodies?

HI YEAH IF YOU DONT LIKE THE JELLY FILLED/GLAZED RING MASTERRACE YOU CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF

BOSTON CREAM IS LIKE THE CANADA OF MASTERRACE BUT IF YOU EAT BEAR CLAWS, KRONUTS, OR TWISTS THEN YOURE A FUCKING SUBHUMAN NIGGER KAY THANKS

I'll have an old-fashioned

>politics

apple fritter
old fashion
blueberry cake

I'll have a long john.