So why isn't Sup Forums Muslim? It is obviously the best (and only true) religion. I'll explain it simply for you ignorant fucks using short bullet points.
>uncucked In Islam, men own their women. Note that it is plural, women. Nobody is to touch, or even look at your women. Nobody can compete with this level of Alpha.
>no whores allowed Modesty is important in Islam, wearing revealing clothing or having a promiscuous lifestyle are huge no-nos. Whores are stoned to death so other would-be whores learn how to be proper ladies. This makes society better and removes whores from breeding.
>talk shit get hit Islam is the only religion that actively deters people from making fun of it and is quite successful. People are afraid (as they should be) of simply showing a drawing of The Prophet Muhammad [PBUH]. Talking or writing critically of Islam has lead to ACTUAL deaths. We are the only real men left.
>get back in the kitchen In Islam, women are relegated to their rightful place, below men. Women are not to hold any positions of power, make decisions, or read/write.
>miss me with that gay shit niqqa Homosexuality, transsexuals, bisexuals, and other degenerates are stoned or thrown from roof tops in Islamic countries. The only thing fitting for these abhorrent creatures.
>WE WUZ KANGZ While most of you guys laugh at the idea of blacks being kings in history, you still believe jesus christ was an actual historical figure. An assertion just as ridiculous. Muhammad [PBUH] is a REAL historical figure, not a myth, a real person who did real things in the real world.
>press 1 for spanish, press 2 for english It is pitiful that you cucked westerners have given so much of your spoils of war up for outsider immigrants. Muslims believe the Qur'an is NOT to be translated into other languages. Outsiders have to assimilate to us, not the other way around.
So Sup Forums? Have you seen the light and realized you're a beta cuck nu-male unless you're Muslim.
>shills for islam >claims jesus never existed nice try shlomo
Oliver Johnson
Thank you for bringing up another great point I couldn't fit into the original post.
>jews We are the only ones really fighting the jews while the rest of you throw your money and weapons at them. You had a chance with Hitler and then cucked in for the goldsteins.
Anthony Wood
>muslims >fighting If you want to take controll of any westren country you sure need to do a better job than that
>who did real things in the real world. Sat in a cave for a week and had hallucinations about angels talking to him?? OK Achmed.
Adrian Edwards
you wouldn't be saying that if you didn't have Americas cock in your mouth. See how long you'd last without their support, shekelstein.
Nathan Morales
>Why isn't Sup Forums Muslim?
Because Islam is the most misandrist religion.
Nicholas Howard
>Modesty is important in Islam
Julian Watson
Yeah, nah. I have better things to do with my time than wear white dresses and rape children.
Ryder Long
>makes statement about Islamic faith >posts link to Wikipedia article for proof
Jace Russell
>Homosexuality, transsexuals, bisexuals, and other degenerates are stoned or thrown from roof tops in Islamic countries
No, they aren't. Those people who get thrown down have only been ACCUSED of being gay. It's an easy way to get rid of people you want to kill.
Luis Powell
>did you realize your a beta cuck because you dont go around acting like an actual nigger fuck man, you sure showed me. but I will agree that throwing gays from rooftops is a decent way to spend a Saturday night.
Austin Brown
alternatively you could read qur'an and read any of the over 100 times they talk about jesus
Nicholas Rodriguez
Why am I not muslim? Easy, simple four answers.
1) I'm not an inbred manlet
2) I'm not an insecure beta that forces women into garbage bins
3) the thought of getting together with my pals and assraping little boys in the swimming pool in the middle of the day is not appealing to me
4) I actually like to work or be creative.
Levi Reyes
oh cus i don't fucking believe in sand niggers flying on donkeys that believe the sun lands in a murky puddle of water
Hunter Clark
No, you need to convert to Zoroastrianism.
Go back to your roots you desert ass baby.
Dylan Campbell
I will convert soon, god willing.
Andrew Lee
>hey Sup Forums, why not buy this Chinese-made knockoff watch from an African immigrant, instead of this high-quality watch made in Switzerland, when both are the same price?
Aaron Gray
sorry bruv we aint followin no religion founded by a pedo. and yall be fucking goats
Nolan Fisher
As a Muslim, fuck off with your hadith bullshit.
Austin Morgan
I love the Quran now.
Luke Nguyen
Aisha had reached puberty early.
Benjamin Diaz
because beer and pork ribs and bacon now go away and go get murdered by mongolians
Jackson Adams
This. I'm Muslim, and I assure you, the prophet wasn't a pedophile.
Benjamin Hernandez
>In Islam, women are relegated to their rightful place, below men.
More bullshit.
Bentley Reed
checked. >I'm not an insecure beta that forces women into garbage bins KEK
Ian Anderson
Wtf I love Islam now
Gabriel Lee
>Why isn't Sup Forums Muslim?
Jonathan Martin
Howdy, apostate Christian.
One day you'll bend the knee.
Islam is Babylonian pagan moon worship. Repent of your blasphemous idolatry and confess Jesus is Christ and all will be forgiven, and the Holy Ghost will dwell within you.
Samuel Brown
>uncucked >have to wash your feet like a little bitch and bend over 5 times a day >do this and don't do that >can't eat kabanosy >can't eat kielbasa >can't drink Tyskie la nfokho ya kalb
Dylan Brown
Catholic Catechism recognises Islam as on the path of salvation.
Kayden Richardson
Because muslims are degenerate as fuck?
Justin James
>So why isn't Sup Forums Muslim?
Sup Forums is not a person
>It is obviously the best (and only true) religion.
That's like, your opinion man.
>Urka durka durk allah ackbar
fuck off sandnigger
Samuel White
Nice try there KIKE.. But you fucked up.. You see, Muslims actually do believe in Jesus Christ.. When will you lying jooz learn.. It's not nice to lie.. Now get back in the oven you lying jew fucker!
