So ive formulated a strategy to capture the capital of tuvalu. i believe we shouldnt take one of the smaller islands first because there is no resources or manpower on them, also it will allow the enemy to counterattack with forces from the capital.
if we take the main island first and if we have enough kawasaki jetskis then we might have a fighting chance at making the enemy capitulate before they call britain.
with this plan we will be able to call britain first and tell them everythings fine and that tuvalu now has a government thats willing to pay the crown more money in exchange for turning a blind eye to the reorganisation of the government of tuvalu
Jace Morales
Claiming airport for best country.
Jack Diaz
Sounds like a plan to me.
So when do we get shipped out to battle sir?
Connor Roberts
This is where Sup Forums is really going.
Hunter Perry
as soon as we gather up enough equipment and Sup Forumsack recruits. at this point in time we need at least 100 men, 50-100 kawasaki jetskis, at least 500 cans of energy drinks, guns, ammunition and qt's for the men, and someone with really good wi fi so we can broadcast the invasion live.
Anthony Perez
pic related is an example of the types of qt's well have once we control the government
Lucas Powell
>This revolution sponsored by Kawasaki Jet Ski Division
Liam Johnson
Is Kawasaki sponsoring us?
Blake Kelly
you don't fool me with your Kawasaki Jetski advertising you jew OP you
Jose Wright
>you will see the Kawasaki Jet Ski war in your life time To what a alive be time
Joseph Evans
how many of these qt's will the average Sup Forumsack on Tuvalu have access to?
Angel Jenkins
They should be.
Parker Phillips
I suspect they are a bit blacker than that
Wyatt Miller
Fuck, do you think I can surf there? I'm down for this.
Parker Reyes
This is so stupid.
Eli Myers
I believe every man at arms gets 1 to start, and then everyone picks through the left overs
Dylan Phillips
aren't these people notorious spam-eating cannibals? you guys are literally going to get eaten once you have no spam left to offer them.
Gavin Bennett
Sounds like one of those ancap memes
Jaxson White
The pmoftuvalu dude on reddit must be sweating a lot if someone has informed him about these threads
Blake Perez
Count me in. Remember, one Finn equals ten Russians.
Nolan Jenkins
1-2 per Sup Forumsack for the intial phase
we will not mix with the natives of the island, russian government qt's will flock to our islands once we have full control
there will definetly be time to surf in between collecting taxes and executing via helicopter tours
we will construct a spam factory spliced with estreogen and chemicals and have the villagers work there night and day. if they start acting like niggers then thats when we start acting like its 1939
Justin Hill
I SHOTTY BEING MINISTER FOR SHITPOSTING
Ayden Edwards
Speak English only please
Anthony Reed
Shouldn't Team Yellow focus on the police station and government building instead of the supermarket? I mean free Doritos and Mountain Dew sounds fun, but gaining control of the only possible source of resistance is vital in the early phase.
Nolan Long
wow so bossy you must be a white male
Ethan Gonzalez
It's a shame you don't have a helicopter to spray the island with Diesel so it mixes with the phosphate the island is made of, one hand grenade and the whole place would explode if you got the mixture right. Which would be simple to do with common core maths.
Michael Campbell
Remember to keep reporting these b tier shit threads
Carson King
do they import water or what?
Ryan Rivera
Polygamy is disgusting and degenerate
James Butler
8 ch /camac/
Christopher Evans
>no fresh water source KEK why invade this crap island?
Owen Young
Crossing an air field. Peleilu has some lessons for you
Isaac Jackson
That must have been hard to guess considering my flag. Also nice trips friendo
Yeah, its simple math, what could go wrong, right?
Sebastian Phillips
>Tfw i own a btr 60
Ethan Myers
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Henry Collins
granted
without a steady supply of energy drinks the entire endeavour will fail. also the islands inhabitants are very fat so they will need sugar. Kawasaki jetski Team Red is the main focus and air support is vital in completly controlling the government building but more importantly the islands entire populace.
mark of the beast speaks the truth
Noah Gray
You must firstly control communications, electricity and airport. Fucking supermarket isnt a strategic target. Control communications so they will not be able to mobile effectively.
Chase Miller
*mobilize effectively
William Phillips
Fuck off with these retarded roleplay threads already
Oliver Rivera
Also try to surrend decision makers. If you cut your animal's head, body wont move.
Noah Myers
i was gonna insult you for being a roach but thats actually a good idea. we need an insider to sabotage there comms and wifi before we begin the invasion
Chase Allen
dedicate one Sup Forumsack to videoing this shit I wanna watch you piss your swim trunks when guns start firing
Hunter Murphy
>we can broadcast the invasion live. So you want UN to involve all this shit. Everything must be in secret. It is better if you find a real citizen of Tuvalu. You would make him president therefore it would increase legitimacy of your invasion in the eyes of international community.
Nicholas Baker
thats why were going for the capitals government building first. capture the officials, make them sign over there islands, then call britain and tell them everythings chill
Jeremiah Roberts
Why don't we just move to the Falkland islands instead? They only have like 3000 people living there and they have resources like gold and oil.
Robert Morales
Brits wouldn't be on board, m80.
Christopher Howard
>Role play Keep telling yourself that kiddo, we're taking that fucking island
Aiden Smith
we wont win unless kek blesses us with digits. it must be livestreamed in a thread
Robert Gonzalez
If you declare that you did this invasion for creation of white supremacist state, you will be screwed. Find a real tuvaluan, declare that tuvalu freedom forces initiated a revolution against corruption and nepotism. You will did this for democracy or something like that.
Ryan White
I doubt they will do anything until we out number them. As long as no one spergs out we should be able to get a colony going.
Aaron Myers
Try it.
Aaron Diaz
We must seize the means of production first for our glorious communist state
Anthony Rodriguez
Colony will fail there. Tuvalu is going to get under water in the near future, if the projections are correct.
Ethan Barnes
I mean, what could go wrong. Jet skis and spergs with AKs vs a type 45 destroyer, i think 4 eurofighters, and few thousand strong garrison and rumours of a nuclear sub down there.
Caleb Thomas
>Nuclear sub
Did you not see ? We have that covered.
Leo Howard
>beleving the liberty meme >not realising that the world powers only want money and power
>saudi arabia
Elijah Reyes
> you misunderestimate the power of misunederstimating your enemy being misunderestimated is our greatest strength
Carson Diaz
You dont need to declare your own reason. Remember the coup d'etat in july. Isl*mists did it. But they declared that their main target is protection of Atatürk's revolution and secularism. Thus they gained legitimacy in every western capital. You can create death squads if you want but you cant declare it to whole world.
Hunter Powell
Oh god no taking on the British military would be suicide. This would have to be done diplomatically. >1 mass Sup Forums immigration to Falklands >2 out number britbongs >3 vote for referendum to leave UK >4 suck off some strong foreign nation so Argentina doesn't rek our shit.
Aaron Garcia
this. we should present ourselves as fighting against imperialism. might even confuse some lefties in the beginning
wasnt half of florida going to be under the sea by 2015?
John Peterson
Fuck dudes, desu i imagine this sort of invasion is the last thing they would expect. Nuclear subs probs arent geared up to shoot at jed skis. It's so crazy it might just work
Connor Hall
Pitcairn Islands have 50 population and 30 eligable voter. Plus you can rape 12 year-old lolis in the islands. Its in their culture.
Jason Smith
Nah this is funny, besides I really hope a few autists actually try this.
Tyler Collins
how do we launch the jetskis? are we just going to jetski across the entire ocean?
Jack Flores
he's calling dibs, fellow ameridumb
Kayden Phillips
why not Rockall?
Jayden Peterson
But the Pitcairn Islands are too small.
Lincoln Murphy
I know, I just don't want to hear his outback ebonics
Sebastian Reyes
>are we just going to jetski across the entire ocean? Yes.
Kevin Rivera
>implying the UK government would ever support the Republic of Shitpostistan
Nathaniel Roberts
b-but guys there is no water there? how will Sup Forums get access to fucking drinking water??
Brandon Lewis
They already did... Twice.
Colton Wood
bring powdered drinking water?
Jason Morgan
fucking German education, whats the ocean made of?
Robert Campbell
syria bro is right. once we have control well tell the world that were peaceful soros loving sjws but take away tuvalus internet access so they cant tell the world of there oppresion under the right wing safety sqauds of the pol islands
yes
Dylan Perry
We need to strike some sort of deal with another country to import drinking water until we erect our mass desalinators
Joseph Davis
Install a small nuclear plant on the island that takes the salt out of the ocean water for drinking water
Hudson Long
*Provides energy to
Jack Ward
saltwater. you should try drinking it anglo
Aiden Johnson
Yup and yup.
Connor Johnson
I'd get in on this just to be in the "Waterworld Becomes Reality with Real Life Smokers" headline in the Fiji Times
Austin Wright
Evaporate it and you are left with what
Samuel Martin
When?
Jordan Johnson
NOTHING IT ALL EVAPORATED AWAY YOU IDIOT
Alexander Wright
Okay boys I figured out the drinking water problem, one of us needs to steal a boat and load it with desalinators
Cameron Rodriguez
Nice try, Kawasaki PR team.
Zachary Carter
forgot pic
Landon Gonzalez
this is gay
Hunter Reyes
Our prophet will be born in Tuvalu praise kek
Adam Cox
> pol colony > aka virgin island > island competent depopulated within 70 years
Angel Bennett
...
Carson Taylor
Why do you decorate your second hand shops in Budapest with British flags? Is it a subtle neg?
Benjamin Bennett
my god boys this just might work, dibs on driver
Oliver Myers
OH YEAH WELL WAIT TILL A BUNCH OF GUYS ALL GET ON THE ISLAND AND MEET UP AND START LIVING TOGETHER AND THEN I DARE YOU TO SAY IT'S GAY
Jeremiah King
I assume they never replied to the email, right? This is all just LARPing?
Logan Butler
Salt.
Asher Watson
>Why don't we just move to the Falkland islands instead? They only have like 3000 people living there and they have resources like gold and oil.
Britain has actual armed forces guarding it, including a destroyer or frigate class warship, as well as a small contingent of fighter jets and hundreds of soldiers.
Justin Hughes
Will we become a modern Nazi Germany? Can we order a Hitler off of Ebay to run the country for us? Will we form an alliance with Trump?
These are important questions before I send myself and my sheep off for the war effort.
Dominic Cox
Can I put a houseboat on that lake and be the supreme Admiral of all the navies?
Hudson Turner
Every kawasaki jet ski must tow two of pic related
After we land we immediately set up a team of engineers to begin installing