Wake up tomorrow

>Wake up tomorrow.
>Electoral college has voted all 538 votes to ¡Jeb!

How would you react?

go back to sleep

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Slow and steady.

Are they allowed to do that?
Why did you go to vote in November when it turns out it didn't matter at all?
What did you vote for, when the guy who is made to be president wasn't even in the ballot?

WE DID IT REDDIT

Reminder

first is the worst, second is the best

He might not won the election but he sure won our hearts.

I wouldn't even be mad.

>Vote for Brexit.
>Not allowed to leave.

>hates his brother
>hates his parents

I wouldn't mind.

STOP BULLYING JEB HE DINDU NUFFIN HE DIN ASK FOR ANY OF THIS

t. Jeb

The Electoral Votes Mr.Trump.... Hand them over would you? I always told you slow and steady wins the race. You didn't listen.....

> Be Bush family
> Father is vice-president to most beloved president in history
> wins election by a 400+ landslide
> some hick from Arkansas steals your second term, goes down in history as a great president

> first son needed a plant in the green party to siphon votes off of democratic challenger
> still barely wins florida (524 vote margin)
> loses popular vote overall

> second son is governor of florida
> ten years later runs
> gets BTFO hard by Donald Trump

Being a Bush is suffering.

It because the "pro-Brexit" Tories weren't actually pro-Brexit.

They pretended to be, because they wanted them votes.
Prepare for the eternal procrastination game and a revote in 25 years with a question like:
"It's been 25 years and so much has changed, do you really want to leave the Russian Union"

Is Jeb secretly one of us?

low and steady energy wins the race.

Nah he's 100% /r9k/.

>still barely wins florida (524 vote margin)
Would've lost the recount, too.

The evidence of this is overwhelming

Jeb shills for (((them))) without charging shekels.

National Guac Holiday. Free Guac Bowls and Turtles for everyone

>pls don't start civil war, when Jeb gets elected. He's one of us, guise
the post.

wait.. this isnt shopped?

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I didn't know he had a fat transgender son

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Throw a guac party and invite a bunch of Jebheads to celebrate of course!

>this is the first lady in the jeb timeline
wew

I would celebrate in the streets like the jews did on 9/11.

I'd laugh pretty fucking hard

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How does she keep her body so fat and her arms and legs so slender?

I make sure to never sleep more than 90 minutes at a time, lest I wake up in the Jeb! timeline.

You need to stop fucking goats, Ahmed. It's rotting your brain.

With the power of Jeb's secret guac of course.