I'm going to Germany as a student

I'm moving to Hamburg next month to work with a family friend and to learn German at School

What can I expect from Krautland?
I don't speak a word of German, will I get bullied?

ok so here's what you're going to do

Germans are not allowed to bully. Sandniggers are allowed to bully. So the next time you see a sandnigger wearing a headscarf just steal it and use it as a sperm cleaner.

this is how people survive brussels

Represent La Raza well hermano and fuck their women to spread your seed!

ok you can come but you have to go back

Be prepared with LUBE always, arabs walks in groups... so...

Germans don't speak a word of German either.

Expect ficki ficki from brainwashed aryan girls.

>I don't speak a word of German, will I get bullied?
topkek you would rather get bullied if you would speak german

>mexican

You will be worshiped by German women. You will not go a day without a new German woman offering herself to you as tribute for your brown pleasure.

Hahaha, Deutschland ist Scheisse, nicht gut.

How much time am I allowed to stay?

I will travel with an E.U Spanish passport

>Spanish passport

You have Spanish legal residency ?

>arabs walks in groups
True

>Legally
three months
>Practically
Forever

>Mechico
Can you please stay home. You might have read all about the rapefugees. Trump says all Mexicans are rapists. We don't need rapist student here too.

>thinking someone will make a brown person leave
AHAHAHAHA

...

Excpect a lot of blonde fresh pussy. German girls would assume you are a refugee and will want fiki fiki

Since you're brown and you'll speak broken german in a hive which is full of brainwashed liberals, expect to have sex more than 3 times/day. Enjoy it. Bonus if you say you're running from war. Nobody will dare to question it.

Dont forget to tell them you are only 14 year old

ihr musst einen mauer bauen

Yes
But I have to go to the Spanish embassy before I turn 20 to check some paperwork or they will remove my citizenship

>Hamburg
>Germany

>Ihr muesst eine Mauer bauen
fixed it for you

If you have Spanish citizenship, means you are EU citizen and you have no restriction to stay everywhere in EU, as far as I know, but local laws may apply, like if you drive a car more that 30-60 days you have to register that car in the new country, etc. A German may answer you better that.

Why do you come?

Are you able to speak German?

Are you able to contribute anything of note?

Nah, most Germans can speak at least basic English and will accomodate you by speaking it to communicate with you. You might even encounter them trying to speak Spanish with you, as a lot of learn a 2nd foreign language in higher schools.

German women love masculine foreign guys. I fucked a different girl just about every day I was there

Are those the two things that prevent people getting in your country?

Du musst zurück gehen.

You've never kissed a girl fatlus

Underrated

But of course! We only get highly educated doctors or engineers who are fluent in German.

You see, German migration/asylum system is by far the most draconic and unforgiving in the EU. I wish I was making this part up but it is the truth, Merkel and friend just said fuck it and opened the gates.

if your skin is the color of shit you'll fit right in

>Hamburg

Shitty weather and whores.

Prepare to be showered with white pussy.
Especially the north loves racemixing.

>spanish passport

you have EU citizenship? you can travel free in all of europe and stay as long as you want. but when i remember correctly you're not allowed to work here or rent a appartment without lots of paperwork.

just ask in the embassy, they know things like this.

>Nah, most Germans can speak at least basic English
Ah German humor at its finest

KEK

while its "draconic and unforgiving" it is also lax in its execution.

a migrant that isnt accepted is most of the time still allowed to stay here, for YEARS. even getting benefits

>I'm moving to Hamburg

So you are going to the #2 or #3 multi culti shithole. You will fit right in, enough degenerates with darker skin already there. Nobody will notice.

So this does also mean you wont see "Germany", for that you'd have to go to smaller cities... or bigger ones in eastern Germany (except Berlin) or Bavaria (except Munich).

top kek

>Deutschsprachiges Niveau: Rammstein

true story

>Hamburgistan

Have fun bro.

>(((Hamburg)))

Wilkommen freund.. Aus welchem Land kommst du? Wo werden Sie in Deutschland wohnen?

please stop talking bullshit like that.

>Hamburg
Enjoy getting stabbed. Hamburg is the prime example of how guilt-driven "multiculturalism" failed. Criminal second generation immigrants are allowed to do whatever they want - robbery, assault, murder - and thanks to green and red parties, they'll face no jail time.

He's right, you know. In Hamburg, the sluts love Turk and Arab cock.

user, they want to tell you: welcome to new Africa.

Avoid Berlin btw

reminds me of a story

>be German studying in the US
>go to an Irish pub with a bunch of friends
>karaoke night
>we are all drunk as fuck
>people sing all kinds of songs
>friends convince me to sing Rammstein since I'm the only German at the bar
>I do it
>just as I start the whole bar starts staring at me
>60 people just looking at me super confused
>nearly drop my spaghetti
>think to myself that just stopping after 10 seconds would probably be even worse
>continue to sing the whole song
>leave the stage thinking that it wasn't too bad after all
>fast forward to the next morning
>friend sends me a video of my performance
>watch it
>turn suicidal

>friend sends me a video of my performance
>watch it
>turn suicidal

This is usually what happens whenever my karaoke is recorded, so I wouldn't feel too bad about it

Don't Spain and Italy have really lenient repatriation laws? Like if you can confirm a great-relative being of that nationality you can apply for full citizenship or something.

Not that I would ever leave my Murica for yurop, but that is still fairly interesting desu.

Isn't that the whole point of karaoke? Making a fool of yourself?

Only grade 1, then you can apply for citizenship.

German urban areas are like a post-apocalyptic wasteland set in an alternate universe where Hitler lost the war.

I'm living as a foreigner in Hamburg right now. It's okay I would say. I like Sternschanze and the bars there, but I fucking hate St. Pauli – too fucking much degeneracy.

Pretty much everyone speaks english, so you'll get by without knowing any english.

I meant get by without knowing any german of course...

You'll have the same skin tone as all the arabs there, you should fit in just fine.

They will treat you like subhuman, they are extremly racist

They are only polite to brown and balck because they are forced to.

be safe senpai

>alternate universe where hitler lost the war
This is that universe hans

>learn German at School

Which type of school. This is very important, and could lead to very unpleasant situations. How old are you? I will assume an adult, so you'll be going to a school flooded with refugees. Stay safe.

I was just in Nurmberg. I can confirm this has been the case for almost every major city I've been in here. Poor, """""diverse""""", shithole. spraypaint fucking EVERYWHERE.

Not sure how extremist or nationalist are you guys, but that "new black" Germany/France/Sweden is beyond my understanding.

so there is still German culture , i was afraid merkel shit on everything that made Germans , Germans.


soooo nuke hamburg when?

Not much will be left. Here in Bayern most small villages are getting 10% of their populations worth of refugees.

I will never understand merkel's rational behind her actions..

why the fuck are they going to Germany, of all places? why cant they fucking go to saudi , leaving the war is all should be requird of sanctuary, not all flooding to Germany....


im triggered

Claim you're a Syrian child refugee and collect massive benefits.

Please nuke after I leave in a week...

Not sure if you know but 2000 Euro per month are money here in Europe, is not really a something to ignore.

god and the hard working German people have to financially fund the very people who rape their daughters..

Germany needs to once again rise, and fight for ; Erika,, for i fear in the near future, Erika will turn to Fatima,,, fak

It really is a lot of money, even here in Germany..

sounds good sven, what have been your experiences in hamburg?

this fills me with disgust , the real question what are the German people doing about this

I'm also moving to Czech Republic in january by erasmus+ programe. Tfw european fund going to pay me 800 euros per month, when average monthly salary in my city is about 150 us dollars, lol

I'm going there in a few hours too.

kek
did you sing a song besides "du hast" at least?

Just pretend your Muslim and you'll be welcome

American (white) student here in Berlin.

What can you expect?

Not much. If you look like an ugly little mexishit, you'll be treated differently and people will likely assume you're just another gypsy or refugee. You'll probably feel pretty marginalized.

I'm white so everyone is pretty cool with me.

If you don't speak perfect German and you're short/ugly/brown people aren't going to be friendly to you.

so not everyone is bending over for these refuges?
thank fucking god

S-still better than Cologne. Prepare for an explosive experience.

You will blend in pretty nice. Large portion of population is brown and doesn't speak german.

No not at all, even the leftists who run around screaming refugees welcome aren't trying to hang out with them. Most of the brown people stick to themselves and are pretty marginalized in everyday life.

The average German here, at least in Berlin, isn't trying to deal with brown folks who can't speak english. You can see the anger and discontent on their faces when some little brownie starts holding up a line, asking for money, asking for directions, etc.

These people are generally rude assholes anyway, but being brown and not speaking german is like the cherry on top to trigger sleeping german aggression.

can't speak german*

Even worse if they can't even speak english as a fall back.

Go back to Mexico Pablo!

Go back to Mexico Pablo !

Expect to see homeless people and beggars every corner.

Seriously fuck the people who gives them money.

With that said, as a white american from the south I get a shit ton of slack.

Usually, the Germans are immediately cool with me when they hear my American accent.
Just last night the waitress was flirting with me because she said the way I pronounced "Hefeweizen" was cute.

Being a white American here is pretty much a get-out-of-awkward-situations-free card. Maybe it is because they expect americans to be dumb anyway and if you can play it off with a little bit of charm they'll love you.

nice trips

That made my day, just seeing all the rape statistics and liberal protests, i just ignorantly assumed Germany , and culture, being irreparably dead.

I wish the liberal agenda would allow for German pride, within German communities, without screaming racism.

Still fuck merkel for being an instigator to such a terrible cancer

>Hamburg
yo hit me up bro, i can show you around

>I don't speak a word of German, will I get bullied?

Not in Hamburg. The local niggers and muslims will think you are one of them and invite you to join their gang.

Honestly if you are brown looking and you don´t speak German, everbody will think you are a refugee who always stay in their group and no one really socialise with. You can go to the Schanzenviertel, St. Pauli or St. Georg which are shitholes in HH, maybe this will fit you well

even within their groups they cant even cohesively speak a language all the say is wallahahlalallaalllah

No had a mexican exchange student when I was there, they don't even know what beaner means.