Is Slovenia Sup Forums approved?

What does Sup Forums think of us?

Are we good goys?

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Silly user
Serbia is the only Sup Forums approved yugo country

Jews of Balkans

the jews of balkans are just jews

I like it here, none of the bullshit you see in the north of Europe. Just simple people living simple lives

That hurts goyim.

Slovenia = Jews

It's comfy as fuck without the idiocracy sure, but we need to start breeding more.

Bosna=Muslims

What's your point user?

You know that there are Serbs here yourself

Who?

Your woman is our first lady (what do you think)
you're white European so you're perfectly good (no jews allowed though)

this fag still has mike pence in the name field from the mike pence name generator bait-thread

c'mon people laugh at him

>Slovania
slavshit Eastern Yuropoorean shithole.

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Apparently not, because if there were, they'd do something about it.

I don't fucking get it why don't majority Serb counties adjacent to Serbia suceed and join Serbia or even conclaves. Fuck it just push a referendum, who is stoping Serb majority areas from leaving Bosnia? The UN? Fuck them all to death.

>turks
>Sup Forums approved

I guess you turks really do stick together

slolvenia not even a country.

don t talk about the rape forest and bee hives satanic paintings please.

I enjoyed your capital city. Seems like it has a big graffiti scene and the river that flows through the centre is pretty neat. At night we found ourselves at that shithole square with barrels on fire an a couple shacks done as nightclubs, one was a gay bar. Swings and stuff in the middle. Lake bled was very pleasant, we took a couple canoes out to the castle. Was thunder and lightning and raining, was rather quirky. That road in Ljub with the shoes hanging from the telephone wires, what was the story behind that?

At least the students from Lubljana seem to be decent.

(((you)))

Thanks for Melania.

Fucking graph morrons should get killed. Those fuck ruin nice buildings.
Metelkova is center of Aids and niggers. They shit on street , for real.
Shoes hanging are stupid white niggers who think they are mericans or something.

DOn t ask about the rape fore t please

yes. Sup Forumsnar tactical convinced me your country is based.

DESIGNATED RAPE FORESTS

also non country

sage

slovenia is insignificant and it is rightful czech clay...

*sniffs*
*touches nose*
*pulls shirt*

here is satanic paintings all bee keepers have. at night when they dress to go at the rape forest, they dress like animals. First furries ever are slovenian. Getting raped by furry squirrel in rape forest is no fun.

>students from Lubljana
lol

Tiho, ta thread je židovska zarota, da dobimo več žrtev za naše posiljevalske gozdove!

Umiri se goyim!

Whats the rape forest desu

Also we stayed in Dic Hostel LOOOOOL

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here victim got captured, after getting raped they cut for feeding. This tradition died when Tito died.

Yeah.
As long as it's called Kraina.
#makeaustro-hungarygreatagain

Why the fuck would you go to Metelkova?

That's literally the bastion of degeneracy in Slovenia, when the day of the rope comes, that's where we start.

>DELETE THIS NOW!

Is Trump gonna his waifu country? would make for some good vacation before starting to MAGA.

Went to Slovenia on holiday once, it was pretty great. Been pretty much everywhere in Europe but Slovenia was a hidden treasure. Lovely country.

A forest here you can get raped. Those village tards (picture)come and rape you dressed like demons for dating city girl. Learn you lesson. Village elders don t like city girls.

>This tradition died when Tito died.
Oy vey Goyim!

We just found ourselves there after talking to some locals late at night. We also took a taxi and asked to be taken to a nightclub or words to that effect, and the bloke drove us to a fucking industrial estate looking place with this really upmarket bar with a big glass front. Taxi driver on the way back told us he could buy a gun there no problem. We asked what about a bazooka and he said yes totally straight faced kek. Ended up on a rooftop bar in the city centre, great view.

Rape forest? Wtf

shhhhhhhhhh. You probably turk raped offsprings.

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Kek

one day we will tell you stories about Albanian slave market here. I own one, she is good fuck doll. this is tradition from middle age. Albanian are good for burek and fuck slaves.

I live near Jesenice, HOLD ME!

wot are you on about m8

serbs aren't all turk mestizos, from my experience here in US they all look like slavs. pic related, only middle looks mestizo (and pretty hot anyway)

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How can I not like you?

I have just read the lyrics the most leftie, -r selected bulshit I have ever read.

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Kommt heim ins Reich

Gib land and Well be fine

Yeah I heard about that, shits fucked up as hell. pic related, shes Turked. I'm just saying from the serbs I know they don't look non-white

she's a serb whos ancestors got Turked* She would still be considered white by american standards (not saying much)

It's "secede" not "suceed" you fucking mountain nigger.

No surprises here. It's the same everywhere they go.

It's "Serb and Croat" not "Bosniak" you fucking reprobate

>Slovenia
Pedophile rings, backwater Slovakia

Yeah. Not much but, gib

Come back to Austria.

Rekt.
Finish him!

You are a comfy Seat.

Kaj za vraga si rekel o meni, si malo kurba? Veš, da sem diplomiral na vrhu mojega razreda v Slovenski vojski, in sem bil vpleten v številnih tajnih misijah na Al-Quedo in imam več kot 300 potrjenih ubojev. Jaz sem usposobljeni v gorila vojskovanju in sem top ostrostrelec v celotnih oboroženih sil republike Slovenije. Ste nič do mene, ampak samo še en cilj. Vas bom zbirsal s tako natančnostjo katere še nikoli ni bilo videne na tej Zemlji, zapomni si mojih besed. Misliš, da lahko izmažeš s tem sranjem, ki ga govoriš na internetu? Pomislite še enkrat, fucker. Kot govorimo kontaktiram svojo tajno mrežo vohunov v SOVI in tvoj IP bom izsleden tako da je bolje da se pripraviš na nevihto, črv. Nevihta, ki bo izbrisala tisto patetično malo stvar, ki jo kličeš življenje. Ti si mrtev, fant. Sem lahko kjerkoli in kadarkoli, in te lahko ubije na več kot sedemsto načinov, in to je samo z mojimi golimi rokami. Nisem samo obširno usposobljen v neoboroženemu boju, vendar imam dostop do celotnega nabora Slovenske vojske in ga bom uporabljal v polni meri, da ti izbrišem tvojo bedno rit z obraza te celine, ti mali drek. Če bi le lahko vedel, kaksno brezbožno kazen bo tvoj mali "pameteni" komentar ti povzročil, mogoče bi držal tvoja prekleta usta. Ampak ti nisi moral in zdaj boš plačal ceno, ti prekleti idiot. Bom posral srd na tebi, in se boš utopil v njem. Mrtev si pizda.

There is no such place but if accidentally discovered it would be apparent to anyone that it's full

Give Carinthia back.

Also what the fuck
Are you guys a fucking hivemind?

>gorila vojskovanju

Dobr bo, dobr bo

Requesting that rural dialect navy seal pasta

Kuga s mә glih kәr reku, ti kurba mәjhna? Jest tә puvem, de sәm zvežban holcar pa de sәm biu že doskat zravәn, k sej kramper pubirou; saj 300 gajb ga mam že nabranga. Drva znam cepәt z eno roko, traktor uhkә pa u miže furam. Tuko tem žvajznu, de teu du Buhina pa nazaj udnesvә, vrjem mә. K to pišem, že brusәm skiro pa vežem štrәk. Mrtu s ti, toja držina, usә toj prjatlә, pa še ceu toj rod za sto generacij nazaj. Ščijem po grobovәh tojga roda, ungavәm tә use babe u držin pa use drva tәm ud bajte udnesu. Suvata nәjt u cvet pride pa mlek nәj set skisa. Ti nis nәč u primerjau z mano. Upam, de vәm vәs pәrdelk preč pride, pa usa žvina crkne. Dep te kura bәcniva pa pәs puscau. Vem ke žviš pa vem, ke mate kluče ud bajte skrite. Merkej se, k bom zj hmau pršu. Frderbou tem preh, kokr uhkә Očenәš zmolәš.

you need to take klagenfurt back asap

I've recently found out that I'm 1/8 slovenian and now I have uncontrollable urge to sing polka.
How do I deal with this?

>Žive naj vsi narodi
>Ki hrepene dočakat' dan
>Da koder sonce hodi
>Prepir iz sveta bo pregnan
>Da rojak
>Prost bo vsak
>Ne vrag, le sosed bo mejak!

>God's blessing on all nations
>Who long and work for that bright day
>When o'er earth's habitations
>No war, no strife shall hold its sway
>Who long to see
>That all men free
>No more shall foes, but neighbours be!

I think it's fine, it's not like peace is a bad goal, besides in the context of the time, this was written 1840s. I think the world would have been a better place if Europe didn't get into meaningless wars and the dominance of Europe continued rather than Europeans slaughtering each other for no good reason

Austria est imperio optime unita, you know.

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Listen on repeat until maximum nationalism

Trust me, Austria was never Germany, it was pretty fucking shit.

They are like an off-brand shitty version of Germans.

Shut up Krain, Carinthia was never yours.

if you can deal with:

nanny state with idiotic evil bureaucracy looking to fuck you in the ass at every turn
marxism/communism/liberal echo-chamber of ideas permeating every pore of society
anti-church sentiment
nepotism
disdain for success of all kinds
up-holding of most idiotic ideas in youth (either black swag rap or turbo-balkan)

then you might like:
nice and diverse nature all within 2 hours of driving
good food
physically attractive women

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Old people music, good one though

Yes, never.
Also this map is awesome. Who proposed this actually?

I like their flag.

Aurel Popovici, too bad his plans died with Archduke Franz Ferdinand.

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Lol, never thought a Romanian would agree to this. Also funny, one of my professors is called Aurel Pop.

One of the better slavic countries, along with Czechia.

>Albania, Kosovo, Muslim Bosnia
a lot of kebab to remove, but I approve

It's almost that time again

Doesn't surprise me a mudshit would struggle with the idea of having a border and respecting it or humans being moral actors without coercion.
Early nationalism was the correct kind, it never should have been mixed with socialism.

Franz-Ferdinand was to implement this upon taking the crown but my neighbour Gavrilo Princip took action.

It would have been very, very difficult to implement for the fact that the Magyars would have chimped and would have fought tooth and nail to prevent it from happening.

Slovenija od Triglava do Vardara!

Also notice how the song implies that only the nation's who work deserve peace and prosperity.

That rules out the dindus, I don't see our anthem as particularly cucked.

Home of of the only red-pilled communist.

Only the elit was so anti-division, most of the Hungarians understood at that time that the "integer Hungary" could not be preserved. Lots of politicians before the ww1 worked for a federal type thing.
If Princip (fueled by Berlin, I believe) didn't fuck it all up, it could have stand a chance.

Read Aurel Popovicis book, he explains exactly how he would have implemented it. Fun Fact: He blamed the jews and the jewish lugenpresse for the internal conflicts in the Austro-Hungarian Empire.

I think it would have been the only way for the country to survive, to have a federal republic, but wouldn't Yugoslavian-esque Balkanization be inevitable?

you guys have bananas in greenhouses correct?