A reasonably similar substitute. Look up Lisa Ann's "Who's Naylin Palin"
To honour Palin here is an old school "choose your wife" from the primaries.
It lacks recent additions such as Kellyanne but it is good enough.
Choose one and choose wisely. First to pick gets the pick unblemished. Next one gets it a little used and worn out.
Dibs on Palin.
Noah Ross
>be hillary >have rumors about failing health spreading all over the internet >fucking clearly not a trump shill dr. drew weighs in >says your health and health care is of grave concern >you want to respond to the rumors >you go on late night comedy jew >you sit awkward as fuck in normal cushioned chair because you cant stand up on your own if you sit normally >literally your ass is on the edge of the chair and you are leaning back like it's a recliner >you remind yourself to smile >tell late night comedy jew you are in tip top health >TIP TOP you repeat multiple times in an accidental spasm >you smile and play it off as a joke >this is a late night comedy jew after all :^) >pretending to be human every once in a while actually feels good >you tell comedy jew that rumors about your failing health are nothing but crazy conspiracy theories >as the audience is laughing about how wacky the conspiracy theorists are you have surreptitiously depressed a button behind your ear >the exoskeleton hidden underneath your pantsuit raises you out of the recline position for your big stunt >opening the jar of pickles >to shame the conspiracy theorists with mockery >this should shut them up >nobody will suspect a thing >nobody will think for a second that your team has installed a trick pickle jar to insure against national embarrassment >you happily wrench at the pickle jar and make humanoid-like facial signals indicating muscle strain >lid pops off like a charm >you laugh >you laugh because you have rused them all >you cant stop laughing, actually >you see no need to stop yourself from laughing >this is the late nite comedy jew after all
David Butler
Faggots were probably walking hand in hand and all fell down a staircase
Aiden Thomas
Why is he orange in the first place? Anyway , i hope he gets his normal skin colour back somehow because it looks really shitty.
William Cruz
I predict that will be exposed as yet another hoax within 1 week.
Christopher Thomas
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Jayden Brown
Pmurt must not be allowed to be president.
So declares the leader of the alt-right, Christine Weston Chandler.
Julian Morgan
SOMEONE POST THE "SAY IT SHILLS" PICTURE QUICK I NEED IT QUICKLY
A reasonably similar substitute. Look up Lisa Ann's "Who's Naylin Palin"
To honour Palin here is an old school "choose your wife" from the primaries.
It lacks recent additions such as Kellyanne but it is good enough.
Choose one and choose wisely. First to pick gets the pick unblemished. Next one gets it a little used and worn out.
Dibs on Palin, for the land and the legs
Juan Jenkins
>TIP TOP you repeat multiple times in an accidental spasm This really happen?
Sebastian Brooks
The mature thing to do is to annihilate ISIS and then partition Syria in such a way that Turkey, Assad, the Kurds, Russia and the Rebels (ie. Saudi Arabia) are happy.
guys.... this is bad. 100% - 100% chance of a trump presidency?
that's a 0% - 0% chance of failure... i.. i just can't do this anymore.
i've been a trump supporter since june of last year, when he took that escalator ride to make the announcement.. but this is just.. t.. too much.
i just can't take the risk. i'm s-so sorry, but... this is the end. i wish it wasn't, but... but i just knew it was too good to be.. true. this is the end of donald trump's campaign.
i used to be a trump supporter, but after this... it looks like i'm gonna have to s... start shillin' for... hill.
i'm now r-r-re-ready for.. hilla.. ry.....
Jack Torres
She wishes. See Unless I'm wrong.
Brandon Sullivan
Only one infowars video today.
Brandon Richardson
Who is that gif?
Isaiah Gray
I've wondered if it's some kind of skin treatment or sunscreen. All things considered, he has pretty good skin for someone his age.
Justin Brown
Has there been a single case of these turning out to be true?
Michael Carter
Where do you rank, men?
Colton Evans
i remember this pasta from a year ago, amazing
Justin Robinson
Serves them right for supporting a terrorist group
Jace Gray
Fuckin hate hillary thank god we got Trump
Alexander Scott
Huh? Trump has been calling for safe zones since the beginning. Way better than importing those sand niggers like Ron Paul would prefer.
Justin Ward
yOU can DO eet
Jack Gonzalez
Maybe Trump was a mistake, guys. lets get Kasick in office
Josiah Reed
Hey look, an actually funny political cartoon!
Ian Smith
Wtf Ron, Trump called for refugee zones since the very beginning. And what does that have to do with neocucks?
Jace Lopez
somewhere near keksandra nudes
Isaac Hernandez
Daily reminder that your "president" lost by 2 million votes Daily reminder that his meme is already stale Daily reminder that he's just putting the same scumbags in charge of everything that the GOP wanted in the first place Daily reminder that your revolution is in the hands of a man who spent 11 years of his adult life as a game show host Daily reminder that the new host of his old game should is far more capable of governing than he ever will be Daily reminders are posted every day daily
Camden Ross
He's been saying that for a year. He says safe zones funded by "the gulf states" doesn't necessarily even mean we'll be the ones keeping them "safe"
Michael Young
God, his poor mother. Have mercy on that woman.
Jordan Brooks
Who here /attendingtheinauguration/ here?
Lucas Price
>Trump's been calling for safe zones since the primaries Ron Paulfags bfto
Sebastian Perry
So I watched this showtime show saying freedom domain radio was a cult What was Stefan doing before he got absolutely political
Joshua Baker
MOMMY
Eli Harris
Man I remember this pasta. The "Hillary is on death's door" saga was one of the best. I wonder what they gave her to make her function for the last month and a half.
Jacob Gonzalez
Ron Paul wants refugees???
Nolan Gonzalez
Hardcore to nth plane of irony.
Jace Cox
>make mexico great again >intellectuals
Kevin Baker
Where's the video proofs? Everybody vidyas these days...
Nathan Rodriguez
Of course, it is the libertarian way.
James Miller
I claim Yoko just to meme around with her and wear matching trump outfits around japan, and set up a shop for them too.
Japanese is nice plus too I guess.
Luis Rodriguez
Kek I hope this actually happens
Blake King
See you tomorrow
Michael Johnson
>Arab countries are 5% of the population of the world but produce 50% of the terror acts.
Really? Just 50?
Gabriel Ward
Someday after she dies someone will come forward and we'll find out.
Joshua Foster
Must be black supporters.
Michael Allen
hardcore/ascended
Nathan Morris
Why is he trying so hard to make Catholicism the laughing stock of the world?
Sebastian Hernandez
>4 to 5 Trump supporters attack and beat up a group of 20 people These must have been some Tuff dudes.
Jaxson Roberts
I wish
Elijah Barnes
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Blake Gray
Hahahahaha. No.
Charles Hill
Ok i feel reassured now. & checked
Owen Cook
>20 of us >4 or 5 Trump supporters
oh ffs
Connor Cooper
Joe also pushed this fallacy, saying it was some general pushing this idea on Trump in some kind of position pivot. Trump yelled about safe zones on stage at the Republican primary debates. This is one instance where the lugenpresse can take him dead literally word for word and they're still fucking up.
At this rate, Trump will accomplish everything and leave office after 8 years and they'll still be asking if he's taken the oath yet.
Julian Jenkins
KIKE
KIKE
KIKE
SHAME
SHAME
SHAME
Hunter Evans
WE CAN DO IT
Liam Allen
keep us fucking posted, fampai
Ian Cooper
...
Landon Hernandez
It's cold and raining here in Mississippi. Not enjoying that too much.
Ryder Long
Additional daily reminder that in 4 years his list of failures, mistakes, and tragedies will be as long as my arm, Sup Forums will claim this was all to facilitate "the happening" when the economy is fucking ruined, terrorists attack trump hotels internationally and the pissant retaliates with overkill, and Russia invades Estonia and possibly other Baltic countries while they're in the mood because stupid wants to repeal sanctions and tell them that invading other countries is basically something the US will reward with fat oil deals courtesy of our Exxon Mobil CEO Sec of State, who if you think has no fucking business interests or ties to his former position you're stupid.
Basically the country is set to be massively fucked and republicans are committing political suicide by using this sure-to-be temporary unity of gov't to target Social Security and Medicare, programs that are overwhelmingly popular among their own fucking constituents, nevermind the impending headache of Obamacare replacement
When they uncap the economy the first two years are gonna resemble the 1920's and obama will look dumb but just as the election rolls around a Recession will be ready to hit us and all of these, combined with ALL of Congress up for grabs in 2018 and 14 open Republican Governorships and another 11 up for re-election, Democrats stand a serious chance of dethroning Trump.
Assuming Trump is on-board with their insanity which so far, he's appointed people to almost every agency who are actively opposed to doing things that agency wants to do. Except Jeff Sessions, who is gonna make weed illegal and help round up the mexicans.
Robert Anderson
Iran , pakistan , afghanistan etc are not arab countries
Christopher Martin
> and then partition Syria in such a way that Turkey, Assad, the Kurds, Russia and the Rebels (ie. Saudi Arabia) are happy.
That went so well the first time with Sykes-Picot after defeating the Otomans. Why not try another hand at it, right?
The only solution that this kind of problem is to take the leash off the intervenientes and let them sort it out.
Portugal would never get rid of the Spaniards and moors in the present day.
There were battles so deadly Portugal had to give amnesty and safe passage for the remaining Spaniards back into Spain because their bodies were daming the creeks and small rivers and preventing the water to reach the villages.
In no time a Sunni state, a secular state and a Kurd state would come out of the carnage in syria and Iraq but the orders would have to be drawn in blood, notnin ink.
A border is nothing but a line of guaranteed death for those who cross it without permission and no other kind will ever be respected or stable
Michael Howard
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Luis Russell
kek'd
Cooper Taylor
Daily reminder this is who Sup Forums put into the White House.
Parker Sanders
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Brandon Baker
Trump did this I'm literally shaking
Xavier Ward
>4 hours till electors pick Trump >32 days 8 hours 5 minutes until Trump is president
Colton Russell
Literally, actually, unironically where in the FUCK is his chin?
Juan Gray
Well maybe you threw the first punch.
Jason Rogers
> to 5 Trump supporters attack and beat up a group of 20 people >These must have been some Tuff dudes.
In the story, they speculate they must have been off-duty cops, based on their build or some shit. That just screams "bullshit" about the whole thing.
Jackson Kelly
Wait a fucking second. there were TWENTY of them and they got fuckin rekt by 4 or 5 trump supporters.
