You plebs do realise that all of your private details are on a government watchlist just for posting here, right?

You plebs do realise that all of your private details are on a government watchlist just for posting here, right?

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zero fucks given

Yes

I even browse on Chrome.

Get on my level faggot

Literally cannot keep up with all the shitposting

We're the Government

Hitler slowly inserted his penis in Anne's anus. She felt it penetrating as it went inside her and realized how much bigger it was than the pencils she used to stuff there.
"Oh, ja, babe, that's a real german instrument at work here! Do you feel my german warmachine? Do you feel how it moves?" Hitler inquired.
"Oh, yes, fuck the jews! This penis is the one true god!" Anne responded with her eyes closed as Hitler's penis thrusted in and out of her young, pretty ass.

Hitler's hands then wrapped around her nubile waist and pulled her in deep. Anne's entire body felt like it was reaching climax just when an uncontrollable "Fuck me, mein Fuhrer! came screaming out of her mouth. No more was Anne's mind on her experiences in the work camp because she was now free to savagely explore her most secret desire of being fucked by the leader of the master race.

As Hitler's hands moved up to Anne's hard young breasts, a quiver of sexual release came from her undeserving pussy. "I will fuck your ass till the red army is at the gates!" Hitler said as he let go a flood of cum into Anne's cute jewish ass.

Heinrich Himmler, then, standing behind the door, gave a slight knock and the door creaked open just enough to see Anne's bare ass and tears of joy running down her face. Hitler casually looked up towards the door and invited Himmler in for some spit-poling.

Anne, in a fit of sexual rage, started pinching her rock hard nipples and furously rubbing her young shaved pussy. She had only known Heinrich's baton on her back-side, but she now wanted to suck it while Hitler furiously fucked her asshole. Himmler slowly pulled his baton out and teased Anne's willing pink lips with the end. Hitler then forced her head down on Heinrich's baton while jamming three fingers in her willing pussy. "It's a holocaust!" she yelled out in pleasure.

I'm wondering why they haven't arrested me yet. I broke so many laws by denying the holocaust and promoting national socialist ideas.

I'm a NEET from a shitty country who faps to vanilla hentai. I don't think I could feel any sort of shame anymore.

But we run the government here in america. Wait, don't you too - oh that's right

And it's purely all satire and fictional m8, none of the views expressed on this site is a representation of the individuals actual opinions.

Everyone in the gubernant knows this

I hope the government likes furry porn

Things only cucks worry about

I had to do a mid-level FBI check for a job and I got it.

I doubt they care.

This. One shocking revelation for me throughout the election was that Sup Forums is heavily populated by alphabet agencies unironically shitposting.

poopoo peepee I'm on the right side of history

yes?

I Saw this site on CNN!

IM A SIMPLE NORMIE AND everything i post is satire!

I truly dont give the slightest fuck lmao

>CIA now has 1000tb of shitposts on an azerbajian poststamp collecting board
WEW LAD

>asking if Trudeau likes furry porn

Kek!

I realize this. Windows 10 is backdoored, skype and discord are botnets. Google is backdoored, your isp sells your info, your phone can watch you on command. This is 2016 but it may feel like 1984 to some.

wew lad

More.

Look, in all seriousness I don't care. I want to die but refuse to kill myself because I refuse to go out like a punk ass bitch. I WANT to go out in a blaze of glory. So if losing ten or twenty good men is worth taking me down that is on them.

honestly this

i don't associate with terrorists and i don't cheat on my girlfriend so i don't really care if people know all about the sexual shit i look at or the music i listen to, personal information is kept offline

Five Eyes are watching you.

None can escape the Beady Eyes.

The NSA probably knows more about me than I do about myself. Ignore the pain. Embrace the madness and horror.

So?
They see I wank to weird porn, hate Jews and have seven 0's in my bank account sue me Jew me

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Cool

>they know I'm tall thicc guy with long hair that wants to become the houseboy for a hot foreigner.
>they know all my kinky fetishes
I-I wouldn't be averse to the idea of dating someone like that if he were from an intelligence agency.

Pls I'm desperate.

You do realise I accepted this years before Sup Forums even existed and zero fucks are given right?

kek

They won't arrest you. They destroy your life slowly and make you to their patsy. When you're completely down then, they will use you for their goods.
The only way out for you is to convert to Judaism. Go tomorrow to the synagoge and start your lections.
Good luck user.

Im in america though bitch

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Oh no, not the government!
kek fuck them

What are the five?

Whatever. I'm not on the no-fly list and I'm not a terrorist or a Muslim so fuck it.

Also, I have a feeling the alphabet agency people like us.

What the fuck did you do to get on that?

cum get me bb

probably if intelligence agencies beleive youre connected to terrorism in any way

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Of course

At ISP level, Sup Forums cooperation level, botnet browser level, nsa virus level, and so on

Just in case there's a NEET revolution.

They can trace it back to the original shitpost.

The neck beards are coming...the neck beards are coming!!!

Who gives a fuck

I don't care about the NSA
I care about...
My peanus weanus hahah
peanus weanus of course :D

I said I'm not on it.

Being on a list just isn't what it used to be. I wonder how many people in the first world don't have something list-worthy going on?

Besides, anyone reading my post history will see I'm loyal to her Maj.

MUST
NOT
FAP

It's a good thing I don't take this place seriously, kek

When we're all autists shitposting on Ethiopian Wheat Farming Boards, nobody will be.

Nah I browse in incognito mode.

Yup. So what?

And so are yours. But really, there are millions upon millions of people on that 'list'. Might as well call it a category.

The only embarrassing fact they would have on me is that I enjoy futa. Not tranny's, so I'm good.