Papers Please?

In this thread we list our race, education level, current job, etc and are then either approved or rejected for entry into the country of the next poster.

White, 27, 2 year degree, Cashier, Libertarian, Atheist

Latino, 20, studying CompSci, software engineer, conservative but don't like immigration, anti-eu, atheist.

Accepted on probationary basis.

White, 25, Male, Master's Degree in Electrical Engineering, Currently Pursuing PhD in the Same. Electronics Engineer in a federally funded research lab. Agnostic and indifferent.

NSA pls

White, 23, physics degree, mech engy major, college student

If it's anywhere besides another state in the U.S. I'm not fucking going

Fuck off census taker.

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White Yankee, 20, High School Diploma, Factory worker, National Socialist (Dawkins Darwinist, Ethnonationalist), Lutheran Agnostic Deist. 5'10", 160lbs, 152 IQ, 8/10 facial aesthetics, Platinum II in LoL.

thrown into a windowless van and secreted across the border to join weedman's secret weed lab team

REJECTED

Sorry, you have to go back..

>Implying NSA doesn't have complete 3D body scan representations of every single person on the planet along with full profiles on every one of us, giving them an almost MMORPG level of observation in terms of each "character".

Get on my lvl.

I will follow the underground burger railroad to get out of your shit country leaf

(((federally)))

ULTRA RARE

>Mixed Slav-Spaniard white (not mestizo)
>college student first year
>doing odd jobs, looking for work
>national socialist
>planning to enlist after college
>Catholic

N-Nani?!

You have been accepted into our country on the basis that you b placed into a zoo and studied due to your strange smell and flag of association

29 year old white male Australian, doctor with two degrees.

White/doctorate/Cook at Wendy's/10 inch cock/Ancap

Oh and j reject you on grounds of being a leaf

Hispanic, law student, N/A, paleoconservative, apatheist but support Christianity culturally and politically.

>Mixed Slav-Spaniard
REJECTED

White (British and German origin)
Completed masters, currently doing PhD in chemistry
Baptist
Membership in Conservative Party
Race mixer: Married to East Asian

White (European descent, English, but originally French coming over to England in the Battle of Hastings in 1066), Bachelor's Degree in Science (Mathematics/Chemistry), waiter (while applying to enter officer candidate school for the US Army/Navy/Air Force), independant - lean libertarian, agnostic atheist. No criminal record of any kind, I got a speeding ticket once that was pled down to improper equipment. That said, I don't want to live in a different country.

Black, 34
dropped out in 10th grade
professional BBC
which ever party has the gibs
Santeria

Mixed
High school diploma
Little Caesars(enlisting in the air force in the summer)
18
Socialist (don't get me wrong, I fucking hate libtards, gays, SJWs etc

>Hispanic
>Brazil flag

Unless you're an immigrant there or a minority or something, this is a prime example of why your country will never become a serious country that sits at the adult table.

White
some College
Helpdesk
please approve me senpai.

Anglos who are the majority in this board consider us Hispanic.

Fucking rejected get out

>willingly responding to data mining
I truly believe that 100% of the responses are just other alphabet agents trying to bait in some real responses, it's a well known fact that the cia regularly arrests dea agents, and the fbi has been investigating the nsa for 25 years straight

Fair enough, just making sure you realise it yourself.

>mixed
>18
>socialist

Wake those white genes up. Socialism will NEVER work.

CIA doesn't arrest anyone. They aren't a law enforcement agency. They kidnap people (more or less).

>White
>28
>highschool
>Truck driver
>Conservative
>hardworking
Proficient with engine repairs both diesel and gasoline.
A variety of skills from computers to home repair.
No job is to big or to small.
Your country will need me to ensure goods are safely transported or if the fleet needs service.
I have you covered.

White, 24, High School Diploma, parts advisor at a car dealer, right leaning centrist, agnostic atheist.

Most people here would simply consider themselves white or black, even if they are mixed they will choose one. But if I said white I would a lot of (You)s and if I said black it would be a lie.

Swedish (mother)/ Khoi-Khoi (father)(Moved to America 4 years ago with family 6 siblings 5 brothers and one sister)
22
Doctorate in African Studies.
Master in History
Socialist-Marxist
Muslim
Race Mixer fucking white woman like my 5 brothers and my sister is with a Asian.

FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

White
About to graduate with Doctor of Pharmacy.
Have residency lined up.
24
Christian
Steadfast conservative.

Oh, my apologies on the misuse of the nomenclature... Cia (((detains))) people

We need more white truckers, your in. Have fun fighting pajeets for jobs tho.

Black, 8th grade, Gamestop Clerk, Apatheist

18, polish/cossack, studying biology & bioethics at uni, i work at a record store, moderate, buddhist

i leik pirogies

anyone know the history of johannesburg

>libertarian

Rejected

White (1/16th dutch. Everything else pure georgian). Batchelors degree in economics and accounting. 27. Neutral/leaning slightly right. banker. Agnostic

Kuryluk?

Yeah, but that's a pretty big difference. The CIA probably operates inside the US, but everything it does is in the US is illegal. The FBI does shit in the country because it's law enforcement. The CIA does what the CIA does because there's no bigger country telling it not to. That's why it can kidnap and torture "terrorists."

lol nah

Black, 65, M.D., surgeon, author, politician, Republican, Catholic

ech no

Accepted. Please take your choice of entry level position at Bank of America or Morgan Stanley.

Black, 32, Graduating with Bachelors in Biology Spring '17, Student, Democrat, Baptist considering Church of Christ

IS DRUGS!

Chaim Weiss, 51, Profesor Emeritus Holocaust Fraud Studies, Baruch College

white-hispanic
21
highschool
military communications technician
fascist
protestant


my hobbies are guns, drinking, cooking food for people, cleaning, working out, and gambling.

I also REALLY hate arabs, turks, and jews.

Lads why do i have a fetish for brown girls

28, white, phd in compsci, sysadmin at region's uni physics department

fuck off paco

>pic related
>Physics major (junior year)
>Lab tech intern
Please no africa.

Accepted brother let's fuck many a white women.

thats okay, cossack girls are brown(ish) and they are very good. native girls are okay. all others no go

Latino is not a race, it is an ethnicity

>replying to the surveyjew

It's almost like you want to be rounded up and re-educated.

>hate arabs turks and jews
>hate turks
Welcome to georgia. Sign these papers and you're in. Your Honorary dinner of khachapuri and khinkali are to the left

White Anglo, 42, Christian, BA in graphic arts, 3d asset modeller / rigging,

pic unrelated

Rejected
Accept on probation cause flag
Accept
Rejected
Accepted for studies of alien life
Rejected due to no leaf policy
Accept
Accept
Accept

Welcome to straya, now book your flights back cause WE'RE FULL

White Yankee is not a race, it is an ethnicity. Die in a car fire.

Wtf is this honeypot thread

be nice, it's not like I chose to be bi-racial.

>Sup Forums falling for all these data mining threads lately

fuck off with your data mining faggot

White,24, associates,morticians apprentice (we don't fuck the bodies), fascist, cultural catholic

I'm sorry brother. I can't convince myself to touch white women. I've only found about 3 even attractive enough to masturbate to.

White 20 engineering student( freelancing for cash), moderate conservative(i would be considered alt-right in Germany and USA), I support a european union(but eu is a shitty collapsing kike way of controlling the popularion and it must fall), not sure about faith( some things don't add up)

>he thinks GCSEs mean something

kek

White West Virginia, 21, attending WVU; History major, Dorm RA, Communitarian and Trump voter, Methodist

Black (Ethiopian), currently a PhD candidate (path planning branch of AI), above, political affiliation's a mess of everything, Christian

Plat II lol scrub git gud

DATA MINE THREAD

DO NOT REPLY

Mexican, 19, economy, mod on Sup Forums, anarcho-communist, agnostic-atheist

>posting in an echo-chamber info-collecting thread

You all better hope OP is some shithead marketer and not a governmental agency or NGO looking to quell our influence by targeting our audience, you retards.

White, 23, one year into a mechanical engineering degree, IT for my school, center political right, Bible thumper

Ah, orthodox christian

>I'm sorry brother.
It's ok I fuck many white woman in your place brother.

DATA MINING
DELET THIS

Chink, 19, highschool diploma, part-time crime scene cleaner and full-time uni student, conservative, old Catholic.

You and I make a formidable team.

OMG DATA MININGINIGNIAHHHHHH!!!

OP here. Im not CIA, I'm an inter-dimensional being from an alien world where handjobs are actual sex.

Black, 18, Male, Game/Software Development, Currently a cleaner at a bookies and salon, Nationalist-Conservative, Catholic

white, 24, former US Army truck driver, working on obtaining a biological science degree

White, 27, former US national guard infantry, working on obtaining a biological science degree.

No entry on basis of you're a fucking pog and career competitiveness.

> Nationalist-Conservative
British Nationalist-Conservative or Pygmy Nationalist-Conservative?

>61
>PhD Economist retired from Goldman two decades ago.

Accepted as long as I can fuck your white sisters and mom.

nice meme kid

accepted

white, 21, senior in college, student/part time waitress, christian

>student/part time waitress
Accepted as long as you take black dick.

Sorry Tyrone, she isn't interested in moving to Detroit.

white, 4yrs B.S., 2 yrs M.S., 25 y.o, athletic trainer (not personal trainer, fuck off), lapsed christian, conservative

>Romanian
>white

If you're going to datamine at least write a fucking decent OP you mongrel