Fattest president ever elected

>fattest president ever elected
>oldest president ever elected

what are the odds he dies during his term Sup Forums?

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Via assassination maybe but most billionaires have longer than average life spans.

>>fattest president ever elected

He's a virile buck.

maybe during his second term

>Taft
>in better health than 99% of 70 year olds

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>have gayest PM ever elected

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Did you see that fuckin' guy do like four rallies a day in three states?

I don't think he can die.

Didn't Taft get stuck in the white house bathtub?

His bathtub could fit 4 fully grown irish immigrants.

Yes, and they made the bathtub 4 times bigger so it wouldn't happen again.

>Looked up Trump's weight
>Roughly my weight
>Look up height
>Roughly my height

What does the universe mean by this?

It means you're fit to be President, user.

holy shit I think this is literally the first time I've seen him wearing something besides a suit

His mother lived to 89, his father 93. You're gonna be stuck with him for a long time, libturd.

Trump looks healthier than Obama does mate. He's clearly handling his fat well.

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im gay

The Secret Service would never allow that.

I'm 6'3" 225#

I think it means we are pretty average, depending on ethnicity.

What did she mean by this?

Guess he better lay off the pizza, if you know what I mean

Look at any before and after photos of the president.

Handling that much stress is pure hell on the body. Obummer looked great going in, not so much coming out, so I can only imagine what Trump will look like after all of this.

>Trump looks healthier than Obama does

That's really pushing it.

Trump was into a lot of sports, user.

if someone is smart, determined, has decent resources, and doesn't care about what happens to their own life then there's only so much the secret service can do assuming he still does regular presidential activities

It means you're a fat fuck

It means youre a fucking yan,ee piece of shit that needs to cut down on the burgers

His hair may recede and thin out to the point that his trademark hairstyle no longer works. of course he might just continue attempting it regardless

Judging by how the stress prematurely aged Obama and Bush, I honestly don't like his chances. I hope he'll be ok though.

hell get impeached by moke pence

Fuck off this is a fat friendly board.

Unless it's women, because fat women are gross af

Clearly you don't know anything about the Secret Service

fuck yeah veggie tales

Judging by your syntax, it means you subconsciously want him to take you roughly.

First term? 0
Second term? 25%

>>fattest president ever elected
Taft is the fattest at 332lbs. Cleveland comes in 2nd at 275lbs.

they can't thwart all possible snipers at all times for one thing
eventually someone will have an opportunity unless the president becomes a total shut in

Trips of truth

ss alerted

enjoy your no fly list status

It's a high stress high intelligence job, no black should have been near that kind of work.

Then you get mike pence as president and a pair of jumper cables as vp

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>dies midterm
You mean assasination or "natural causes"?

>>fattest president ever elected
Nope

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Fucking this.