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>Get a licence to walk a pet pig
You need to get a licence from your APHA to walk your pig outside your home or premises.
APHA may not approve your walking route if it poses a health risk, for example if it passes close to a:
livestock market
pig farm
fast food restaurant
You must have your licence with you whenever you’re walking your pig, and you’ll need to renew it every year.
Can we start a pig walking movement in the UK?
Bongs report in.
I know a lad that has a pig. They're very intelligent
The lad or the pig?
Is there a law prohibiting that in Canada?
Muslims in the UK don't want bongs walking their dogs. So let's encourage people to walk pigs.
usherald.com
Walk them into a mosque and let them roll around. Live a little, have some fun!
That's no way to refer to a lady.
Who would want a feminist as a pet?
I don't think sharia allows this.
That's about all you can legally do in the UK.
You can also get micropigs which are a fraction of the size. Muslims hate them just the equal.
A better hate to mass/size ratio.
No but seriously, I think it'd be a great idea. Eating red meat is bad for your health; bacon fat causes a large number of choking deaths a year (I almost choked to bacon fat a couple weeks ago, was reverse Heimlich myself while my vision was narrowing due to those fucking fatty strings slithering into your lungs).
Plus pigs are cute, intelligent and just want to be happy.
>inb4 muslims want to behead pig owners
A pig a day keeps the Muslims away
Feed the mudslime to the pigs, pigs > mudslimes
BONUS: Pigs hate cats.
Here's pigs escorting a filthy cat to the day of the rope.
Good, piggus are adorable and they trigger both jews and muslims.
Oh you
you're gonna make it backfire and scare people off you stupid cunts dont force the meme
>fishing license
>T.V. license
>pig license
How many licenses can you make up to annoy people bongs?
Will this prevent Muslims from robbing you? Like if they wanted to lynch you, and you had your pig with you, they would just form a giant circle around you? Some British anons need to test this theory
Don't lecture me about pigs Australian fuck up
Canadians are the most powerful race when it comes to Pig culture
pigs are fucking based
Defend yourself, if they attack you for having a pig it classifies as a hate crime
Look at how Aussies handle pigs
animalsaustralia.org
Fucking disgusting, good thing they're inner cities are turning ever Muslim
that's not the only thing you can do with a pig in Britain
She's sexy
>spoon license
>water license
>oxygen license
>talking license