We list stealth women lies

"I actually was not thinking about having a boyfriend ever again. But then you happened in my life! :D"

>I only hang out with guys because it's less drama

>I slept in Taylor's home because I love his mother so much! She is such a nice person. No! Of course we never had sex! How dare you say that ? ! ? !

literally she said not quite a boyfriend/ but not quite a booty call

was married months later

>"Wow your dick is huge!"

i just delete my browser history because

He's just a really nice guy and he wants to study together
I swear nothing happened
It was only one time and you shouldn't have gone though my phone
Lel, thank you Carolina. I used to be a naive, retarded faggot that believed women deserved respect and could be trusted
It's much easier to pull women once you start to disregard their feelings and see them as lesser beings

We are listing stealth only user.

>You don't have anything to worry about, he's just a friend.

>I'm like such a guy!

yeah crying and bleeding every other day is such a guy thing. i think you meant to say, you like being around alphas and taking dick

"I like videogames!"

>I blacked out and I don't remember what happened.

>tfw

Dont talk her out of it. Let her convince herself its a destroyer or she'll go back on the prowl

"Now that I've found you I'm thinking about having a family again. My previous relationship was so stressful I'm so afraid that it might happen again because you're sooo special"

>wow i can't believe you didn't click on the right board for this trash

Huh. You really have to disregard everything they say if you want to understand women don't you?

user you dated two states I think you should have known what you were getting yourself into.

So far I'm mostly seeing obvious lies by narcissist sluts

But then I'm old and I've seen 'em all a dozen times now

No, not disregard everything. But if they say they want something or are trying to give you advice, do the exact opposite of whatever is spoken.

>Huh. You really have to disregard everything they say if you want to understand women don't you?

Those digits deserve an answer

The answer is: Not really. With men, the message is the message -- when we say "Nice day today" we mean "Nice day today"

With women, the CONTEXT is the message, not the message itself. It's the surrounding circumstances and motivations that caused someone to say "Nice day today" that they're actually paying attention to. Why did you say "Nice day today"? What do you want? Why are you starting this conversation, and why are you starting it with the weather? Does this mean you like them? Do you hate them? Are you trying to get to know them better? Is this some subtle slight against them? This is how women communicate and interpret male communication.

You'll never fully wrap your head around this, because male and female brains work fundamentally differently and what is intuitive and logical to one is borderline incomprehensible to the other, but it helps a great deal once you understand it's how they work. You can probably go back and examine a dozen baffling interactions with a girlfriend that will suddenly make sense once you keep this in mind.

Was she married to the -not bootycall or someone else?

>I love you

Angry stealth toastie detected

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>I just can't stand the thought of losing you.

2 nights later she's not home at night and her roommate said she went dancing.

Women have an off switch in relationships. They can flip it and your absence all of a sudden means nothing.

>I took that picture BEFORE I knew you. Of course I didn't send to anybody

>I just can't stand the thought of losing you.
>thinks that means she only wants you

Actually, if you think about it, she's pretty clearly saying the opposite

>"I'm misunderstood"

>I'm kinda old fashioned

>she went dancing.
because women know they will always find an innocent man she can leech off and repeat what she done in previous relationship all over again.

I dare someone prove me wrong.

>I'm just stressed out.

You did something I didn't like 8 hours ago and instead of saying something at the time, she's resolved to ruin your fucking day by being a cunt. Eventually you will have to ask what's wrong and she'll find a way to phrase it like "It made me uncomfortable" so you can't defend yourself. Then she'll say she's just bad at hiding her emotions, so that's why she was being a cunt for 8 hours.

That's extreme but I wouldn't be surprised if it made more sense overall kek.
Heh, interesting dude.

>I have a migraine

>I'm going to have some time to me and be single for a while

Cold, dead eyes of a jihadist there.

It is. And I agree with user, never EVER give a woman (who you're with or want to be with) exactly what they ask for. If there are rules for dealing with women, it should be Top 3. I don't know why, because I'm a guy, but for some reason it is unbelievably important. Actually:

1. Never answer a question directly unless the answer is "No". "Maybe" is much more fun. Stand your ground when she gets mad and she will love you forever. Also, when you have to say no, do it with a smile. Assholes get mad, quality guys say "No" with a smile.
2. Never give a woman exactly what she asks for. Ever. It is death.
3. Always make the decision. If she asks "What should we do," always make the decision. If she doesn't like it she'll let you know. Saying "I dunno, what do you want to do" is death.

t. dated dozens of women and married a millionaire heiress

This phrase is pretty brutal, usually as bad as I need to find myself or I'd like to experience more things while I'm still young. They'll never come out and say it but it means I'm about to be pumped and dumped by every Chad within a 50 mile radius.