You use a condom?

You use a condom?

Jesus christ, what a fucking beta cuck

What are the alternatives then? Fucking up gfs hormones (when she already has gynocological problems) or having 20 kids?
And if you're talking about chad one night stands then have fun with your herpes.

Having 20 kids, you can always use natural family planning to try your best to keep things under control.

"Chads"? No such thing, you're either a degenerate slut or a wholesome good person.

(((Crowder)))

>college students should have a dozen kids just for ficki ficki before even finishing
Sounds like a great idea.

Just roll the dice you fucking loser

Condoms are a feminist symbol

What dice? My family are fucking rabbits, the instant our sperm enters a girl's womb they're instantly pregrent.

But I don't want to get AIDs from fucking your mom

People like you should be hanged on telephone poles next to feminazis to set an example

Nobody should be doing anything just so that they can have sex, degenerate. Sex isn't a game, it's an intimate union meant to be shared by a monogamous couple who have agreed to be a part of a family together.

If you don't want to have kids, don't engage in the one act that results in having kids, whose only purpose is the conception of children.

And yeah btw in the past college aged people were starting families and it was way better for us than this current kike system.

I'm an alpha condom hater.

Now im paying child support on three kids to three different girls.

don't be me.

t. virgin

But friend, anime gals can't get pregnant

sooo... no sex until married?

Also:
>try your best
and fail? Because with "natural family planning" you will.

Cryptocuck*

Anime fangirls can though, that's the problem.

>falling for the sex meme

when did john green start lifting?

Just pull out faggot. Wht do you have to cum inside. Just squirt on them titties

haha nope, just a happy parent to three at the prime age of 20 years old

Yeah, or at least not until you're with someone you intend to spend your life with. What's so hard about that for you to comprehend? Are you a nigger? I use NFP and have been able to perfectly control the timing of all of children.

>having children
>ever
Shiggy

Some days you use a condom, some days you don't. She can't get pregnant every day of the month you know.

Or would you rather she had pimples all over her face and ass and had uncontrollable emotions?

I never really unterstood this.
Serious question here.

The pill here is not really liked because it messes with the hormon system and women dont want sex anymore and get noisy.
Does temperature system not exist in the west?

You check daily temperature of body each month for the menstruation cycle. You can tell the dangerous time, its only 1 week, rest of the month you should be fine.

Never did anything with my wife.
3 years before we decided to have kids and it was on purpose.

Or is it that westerners dont want any responsibility?
Because I guess there is always a low risk of pregnancy.

Pulling out is the most beta thing in the world though. And it's not even good for protection.
Sure.
So 99% of the time you use condoms. Cool. And yeah hormones are shit.

I meant to say she didnt getpregnant for 3 years until we wanted it.

I was literally came here to post this

>Never did anything with my wife.

>look at flag

>mfw

Exactly, there are dozens of ways including checking temperature to track ovulation and avoid sex during those times. I think it's just that most people don't trust that it will work- it's technically possible to get pregnant any time even during a period.

I could prove it if you want.

>going to college
>not having a full time job and a family at 18

Think he meant they never used any protection. I dunno about that though, maybe he's right but I never heard of it.

an IUD buddy. Tell your gf about Mirena or Skyla. or even paraguard if she's ok with a heavier period.

Are you called Tyrone by any chance?

>fucking a hole that 20 men used before
Would raw only pure grills

She already has problems with her period and hormones. So we don't really want to do anything that could make it worse.

I could have sex without condoms very often, obviously depending on if I wanted to blow my load inside my ex.

Thank God I'm not some kind of trash that can't control his ejaculations.

>Cumming on her tits and face is beta
>Not cumming in her vagina is bad for not getting her pregnant

I agree with you on most of your points. Sex should be more than masturbation. But you forget that humans are little more than animals. Sleep, eat, fuck - these are things most people want. Is it degemerate? Absolutely. Can they help it? Unfortunately not.

>are you a nigger
you tell me

Why WOULD they need fake pussies when the real deal is all that they have?

tell your gf to quit bitching and that IUDs like mirena literally stop periods or make it super light. there's always barely any added hormones; as in theyre local and stay contained in the uterus only and the only side effect is the light/non existent period.

You guys never had sex ed? Girls can get pregnant from precum too

>being so retarded you can't pull out
no fucking wonder every chick is on the pill and is full on retard due to hormones at this point

>pull out dick and then masturbate
What's the point then.
It kinda is. Go ask any girl if they prefer if you came inside or on their face, they'll say face. Doing what a girl wants is beta.
Dunno about that, might look it up and check with the doctors. But I won't randomly force it because some guy on Sup Forums told me to.

Just google natural family planning. You track your ovulation by watching your temperature, watching for specific types of fluids, specific types of symptoms elsewhere in your body, etc, and by charting your period dates as long as you have a typical cycle. All you have to do is not have sex on those ovulation days and you're fine.

Sara.

That's why God created marriage.

my cum is superpotent, even pre-cum might chain me to some roastie for the rest of my life

Pretty sure girls can still get pegrent regardless.

Shalom :^)

Don't let your girlfriend get anything like that, women are always having horrible reactions to them and in even worse cases they can cause permanent injuries to your reproductive organs and result in infertility. Technically she could try it out and see how it effects her and she might feel comfortable that way but I wouldn't risk it.

>guy
trust me i have one inside me rn they're great. i have endometriosis and it's fine.
you can also pull out plus a VCF (vaginal contraceptive film) but the name bran did VCF i think. in america at least.
also girls hate cum on the face. i think the most favorable is inside or mouth. no one likes it on the face it's so messy.

That's what I figured, if it wasn't shit people would be already widely using it.

Iiteral african tier

It's been very effective for tons of people, and the small amount of risk is really not an issue if you're not some nigger and you're in a committed relationship with someone that you wouldn't mind having a child with.

>i'm a girl btw
Yeah same :^)

So girl won't get pragnent

This. I had a gf for two years and we fucked every day. Don't you retards know what it feels like when you're about to cum? Pull out and bust on her tits or in her mouth like an adult.

Spermatozoa can leak with your precum so pulling out isn't a foolproof method.

Just get a copper iud you fucking morons
>no hormones
>no autistic measuring temperatures
>can fuck bare and nut in her

Used one with my gf before my vasectomy

Yes I never used protection, only checking and logging temperature.
You can tell the dangerous time which is about 1 week.
During this time you need to come outside. Other time its a low chance to get pregnant.
I dont think it would feel good to use a condom, I never used one. Even though I heard japan is leading with the most thin one for most feeling.

> I think it's just that most people don't trust that it will work- it's technically possible to get pregnant any time even during a period.
Yes, like I thought its a bit different culture.
Here in japan gf/bf does not mean always sex.
So I think the majority is prepared for the low chance of pregnancy.

The problem isn't having a kid, but I'd like to have a job and move out of my mom's house before having one.

>masturbate
make her finish you, hand/mouth/whatever. why the fuck would you do it yourself? why is that even a thing in porn?

Yeah except I'm white and married.

that's so rare. less than 3% of the people experience that if it's a hormonal one. Paraguard is awful but Mirena and Skyla are extremely safe. The doctor can tell if they did perforate your utuerus because it's extremely obvious during the insertion and the only way to get an ectopic pragnacy is if itself misplaced but in 2 weeks to a month you come back to check your placement. Plus you have you uterus measured and everything to prevent expulsion. a lot of women with smaller uterus has the mirena falling out which is why they introduced skyla.

So suck my dick then fag.

It probably depends on fertility I'd think, and again as far as my family goes girls get knocked up instantly so I'd rather not risk.
Dunno, I think the whole thing is stupid. Know a guy who always pulls out now he's got a kid from some junkie, lol.

Hasn't happened so far, so I'm good.

>the only point of sex is ejaculation
Are you for real? The point of sex is to have sex, not mindlessly cum like a retard.

Then do it, fortune favors the brave.

the hormones in the other ones are minimal it doesn't even matter. it's probabaly safer to have the small dose of hormones than risk the copper spoiling or going bad or any reaction after a few years.

Thats around 1 women in 30.
I would never risk my wife to that and I dont like the doctor checking out my wifes part needlessly.

Sounds like something a beta would say. The point of sex is coming in a girl not getting a badge.

I'm disappointed Hungarybro. I didn't know my people were so degenerate.

Guess I'll go and try to stop a train with my face then. That's pretty brave :^)

>man in the sky created marriage
so is God a Cuckhold? He is all seeing all knowing omnipotent afterall.

I like Crowder's content. But I can't stand his voice. That high pitch. He sounds like an angry soccer mom.

...

>That's why God created marriage.
You mean society.

>I haven't had sex before, but let me tell you what it's about
Confirmed for never having been in a relationship.

Can't you just get her a female doctor?

Eh I don't like the odds and would never risk it, but like I said to the other user, she could definitely go ahead and try it out and it might end up working great for her.

>performing the coital jew
I thought Sup Forums was redpilled and yet you participate in every degenerate meme the jews invent.

Nah dude you're just being a cuc-
>look at flag
Ah it makes sense now.

No that's just stupid. If a train hits you in the face, you without a doubt will be crushed most likely to death. If you decide tomorrow to being taking steps to become independent and find a decent job, you have decent odds of succeeding.

Hahaha well I guess we'll just have to see when we die huh?

the official reports are 1 in 1,000 and that's spans all 4 IUDs on the market including the copper one which is generally regarded as not nearly as safe as the other two bc of its size. also IUDs are used right after pregnancy and abortion all the time so bc of that they're way more likely to fall out of perforate and cause any complication. taking temperature seems like it would work but definitely not for everyone since you can get pregnant whenever and sperm can live inside a woman for a couple of days.

>wow, a grill.
Can confirm, used to not pull out with ex when she had her period. She didn't like having sex the first 2 days of it, then it was fine for about a week. The rest of the month would pull out. We did have a few scares though if she was late.

20 kids laddy

Condoms are basically no risk, as opposed to something that could cause serious injuries so I doubt it.
I still have a year until I finish college, the shit are you talking about.

why risk it though? there's so many non invasive ways to not get pregnant and still cum in your gf. spermicide never hurt anyone

Ejaculating is literally the worst thing you can do.
>Be pumped up on high energy
>Having fun, banging away doing all kinds of positions
>Cum
>Suddenly lose all energy, fall on the bed and die both physically and mentally
That's what cumming is like for me and I don't like it.

Fuck off scum
You people from Eastern Europe are so degenerated

You know why they never use condoms? Because the girls use abortions as contraception. I'm not sitting you, the average women has close to 50 abortions in her life. And that's only the official numbers not counting the "I shit out my baby right into the toilet" abortions

Just ask around

Anticonceptives are sinful (mortal sin),

What's your recharge time? I can go 4 times a night if I want to. But if you go full limp after one go then I understand that you try to hold back.

Be careful, you can still conceive during your period! But yeah, NFP and the pull-out method work plenty fine, and again, the small risk is nothing if you've accepted the responsibility of what sex entails.

Well I'm just trying to play devil's advocate, I've also said I wouldn't risk it twice now.

> college

You've made a terrible mistake! But anyways, so what? You can't work while attending school?

>using birth control

what if the woman still drops an egg though and it's just incapable of being fertilized because the mucus lining in the uterus won't allow for it?
for example the pill works by preventing an egg from being dropped while most other forms just have a local dosage of progesterone that thins the uterus lining.

>getting a degree is bad
>getting a degree in agriculture is bad
Nah.
> You can't work while attending school?
Way to make college take 2 more years. I'm barely hanging on as is. I'm not very smart mate or diligent mate. I have an exam tomorrow and I'm sitting here shitposting instead of studying.

>doesn't know how to fuck his gf (will lead to his downfall)
>doesn't know how to smart

>Condoms are basically no risk

Cmon bruh.

Twice a day or so. Dick gets too bruised up after my sessions that cumming hurts.
I just in general don't want to cum. It's dull.

No, it's not necessarily bad but I don't think college is a good use of time or money. What do I know, I'm uneducated.

Okay, stop being a degenerate and be more mindful of your sex habits, finish out school and then immediately get out on your own and then you can make a baby whenever you want. I mean say you wait just 4-5 months and then get your girlfriend pregnant, you can have the kid once you're done with school and have time to get everything in order beforehand.

Less risk than any other option.
You sure it's not because you hold back? Holding back a little bit is fine but if you overdo it then it'll hurt, I think it fucks up your prostate too. It's better to just naturally let it out.

this is why girls, most girls (the ones who constantly talk about jerking off are usually really weird and attention whores with some weird daddy problem), only masturbate once every 2 months if not once every idk 6, 9? years even.

I use a condom with my girl, however soon I won't.

My brother was in a relationship with a girl who was taking the pill. This girl told him she was "infertile" with polycystic ovaries or something because she was fat. My brother because he's an "Alpha" used no condom and let her take responsibility of the birth control.

Wow. She's pregnant. Did she stop taking the pill? Who knows. Doesn't matter now. Brother has a son he didn't plan for, and his circumstances are limited.

Such a shame.

I learn from this experience. I think to myself, I must take responsibility too for my actions. So I used a condom whilst I got to know my girl in the early months.

She then says she'll go on the pill. She is good about it, takes it the same time every day, has an alarm on her phone. She took a pill mid cinema showing with me.

She then gets the arm implant and so far so good. It's been a couple of weeks and she seems stable emotionally, very horny still and isn't breaking out. I'm using my last supplies of condoms up and then we're going alpha/bareback/pro whatever you like to call it.

I was reading about the implant, it's 10 times more effective than sterilisation.

I couldn't get over that, 0.5% of women in 1000 get pregnant after sterilisation, but 0.05% in a 1000 get pregnant with the arm implant. What's more I can see and feel it in her arm and she can only get it removed by a nurse/doctor etc.

It's nice to be able to cum freely wherever now.

Just my story.

> good use of time or money
I get paid about 200$ a month for going to college, sure I could make more if I was working but at least I'll get a degree and have the opportunity to have better jobs or start a company.

Why tho, I was thinking that I'm cool with no family for another 10 years anyways.