Why are less Millenials getting married?

Why are less Millenials getting married?

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Damn, that's an incredible shit.

holy shit

not quite sure

Women think they will always be young, attractive and swarmed buy men who buy them things. They prefer this to just committing themselves to one single man.

For men it's a dangerous legal trap with an utterly fucked risk/reward ratio.

More?

The best part of this picture is that there is no way that's her shit. Someone else almost definitely shit on her.

Is this a Walmart bathroom? Well, at least she tried.

who shits that much
i eat a fuck load like enough for 5 people and my shits and never that big

weak stomach acid or what girl
its like americans just convert food directly to shit without absorbing any of it

>Trap
Traps are the only options men have left now.

W-what's happening in this image, lads?

it has to be like 3 peoples shits

did she died?

>holy shit

Not if you can pick the right partner.

The pair bonding emotions soar like a fucking eagle if you can get past the 7th year. Oh and kids. Kids are cool.

I once drew on a drunk girl with a marker, but never shit upon one.

How the fuck did she shit so much?

*unzips dick*

that's nothing, I normally shit twice that much.

dem thighs tho

Poo poo party

How much does Sup Forums shit? How hard/soft is it?

That's a big load of shit. Reminds me of my own. I have slow metabolism and have to take a shit roughly every three or four days. Rarely it can take a week until I have to take a shit and I can tell you it's not pleasant.

Maybe it was a liberal that tried to stay quiet for the night.

Due to my fast food diet I have diarrhea

50/50

oh, hello.
Designated Shitting ASS?

>t. shitlets

its easily hers

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I've never. EVER. Been so drunk that i've shit my pants.
I think that at some rudimentary part of my consciousness, it's been implemented that my brain knows never to shit my pants.

Why do americans continually shit their pants?

Where do I find girls in the wild to shit on? This seems like a great Friday night

dude what the fuck that is one hairy asshole.

wut

American food is literal shit

How can one tiny woman shit so much?

Mine are usually about the size of my dick. Or medium zuchini. I generally try to keep them on the more solid size by having a generous intake of cheeses. This keeps my asshole clean so I conserve tp.

humans are fucking disgusting man

it almost makes me a sociopath because how can you care for something that disgusting

EVERYONE does this nasty shit too

less conservative

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If it was undigested food it would be way more like diarrhea. Big solid shits like that mean you ate a lot of indigestible material (read: dietary fiber) that your intestinal flora COULD digest. There's no saying that all got there at the same time either, maybe it was held in for a while.

Also some people just take huge shits, I don't know why. Everybody has a different schedule.

Underrated Apu post is best post

Mine are so big sometimes it makes my asshole bleed :(

That's not what the word "literal" means, retard

Animals shitting is less disgusting than humans famalam.

We should all be nuked desu.

Lack of traditional values in the home, and society at large.

lol how the fuck did i make it through that entire video

once you go full meta and realize that we only find it disgusting because we've evolved to and a robot would just see it as a biological entity expelling partially-reacted biological matter it becomes less disgusting

What the fuck is wrong with gooks?

What the fuck are they eating that makes them shit like that?

They have parasites and noodles in their shit.

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That's pretty fucking hot and all, but how about you check this seven.

My ex wife often struggled with her weight but she hasn't been obese since high school. Her shits were fucking massive, often clogging the toilet, despite eating less than me at every meal.

I had a total gastrectomy so my shits are always small and soft :(

I think once you hit like a .20 BAC you begin to lose control of your muscles.
But yeah, I've never gotten that drunk because I'm not a complete idiot.

Seems like this is not a day for singles. Check these doubles instead.

Well it's because of the risk of being attacked with false rape accusations, losing many things you own, and lots of alimony

>there is no way that's her shit
how do you know?
But you're right, if unconscious you can't get those reactions.

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these are not the cute feminine waifu shits that i imagined.

Whats with all the nutella-esque log monster shits from these japs?

I've failed.

Was thinking that exact same thing :O thought I just didn't know what shit looks like coming out, but.

Why the fuck do they have stomach parasites dangling out of their fucking assholes JESUS CHRIST :O

Gooks man, I swear they aren't human.

How can that possibly be hers? There's two strands.

well there's your 7, faggot

psst just let it die

Too little too late.

> t. 400 pound hacker

>Why do americans continually shit their pants?
It's just part of their culture.

Bump

>Why do americans continually shit their pants?

It's just something that happens to American liberals when they try to hold their political opinions in too long.

Those beef curtains... bleh!

i'm turtling a shit as we spea...ah just stuck its head out

so, no one's gonna post more QTs shitting?

Just look out onto the street

There has definitely been a time in your life where you shit your pants.

sorry pajeet

Her thong sliced it in half

Guys seriously, look at the colour and consistency of the shit, it's all one dump.

What makes me suspicious is that it all went in a straight line; usually if you take a shit lying down it will go to the sides as well. But then again, what is more plauisble, that the shit came out at an unsual angle or that some other party did a bombing run on her and somehow managed to miss her skirt?

>despite eating less than me at every meal.
she was eating more behind your back.
youtube.com/watch?v=bYJrC3RTtgQ
secret eaters. she struggled with her weight because she ate a fuck tonne. anything else is a lie. a lie i tell you.

i said "QTs"

>India
>Qts


m8 c'mon now

most reasonable reply / 10

Top jej

Looks like just regular shit.

>Seychelles

BOSS!

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Got reminded of this.

There is absolutely no way that's all her shit, unless she's been laying there for 2 days

It's "fewer" not "less"

>Being this american

I know you guys think you have a constitutional right to shit your pants,
but it doesn't apply for the rest of the world.

Holy shit, what choices this poor girl to the point of that picture? Probably some fucked up shit her abusive dad did to her. I can't help myself but to feel empathy. Also fuck that guy who uploaded the picture in her most vulnerable state.

If I saw her lying like that I'd probably activate the fire alarm to get everyone out of the building. There's no need for anybody to see her like this.
After that I'd go to the restroom and bring a lot of tissues and soap to clean up the mess. She'd be very embarrassed but I'd tell her that's a normal body function and there's nothing to be embarrassed about. Together we'd clean her up and leave before the firemen came.
I wouldn't want anything in return but I'm pretty sure she would remember a guy like me.

If she passed out at a party right in the way to the toilets, that's definitely drunk guys shit, maybe even niggers.

Holy fecal dynamics, senpai

yeah but im not talking about the shit itself. im talking about how we squirt it out of our smelly asses like its fucking sausage

Definitely a dorm