Liberal Haircuts

ITT post liberal haircuts

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Undercuts and facial hair are fine. It's top knots that need to be banned.

cultural appropriation at its worst

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Isn't this Gavin McInnes' haircut?

fucking newmales destroy everything

Leftists just took the HY haircut.

i wish i still had hair

There's nothing wrong with the classic side-comb.

The problem is that this guy looks like a Swedecuck from Seattle.

Poles have no culture.

user, be a proud Slav

Just grow a beard and you'll be fine m8

topkek

I´ll just leave this here.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pan_Tadeusz
>Tfw when even "your greatest writer" considered himself to be Lithuanian.

That guy is so leaf that he turned out vaguely acceptable. A true magician.

>Mickiewicz
>greatest
Sienkiewicz was better by fucking miles.
Juliusz Słowacki was better.
Even that cunt Gombrowicz was better as well.

Mickiewicz was an over-glorified hypocrite that wrote about "muh nation, muh independence, muh patriotism" while being too pussy to respond to the call to arms himself and migrated to France.
Fucking cunt.

As a barber, this guy triggers me so I want to shave his head off.

well, both Čiurlionis and Mickiewicz used Polish

Joseph Conrad is the greatest ""polish"" writer

holy fuck he looks exactly like me, minus the glasses

Pic related is now your new goal. This is how youy want to look like from now on.

why are todays polish people so ugly compared to their ancestors? is it because all the smart and handsome men got killed during the ww2 and the only folk left were some inbred villagers?

TURKISH EGGMAN
That's it, I'm going for it.

That's Michael Peterson, the most infamous incarcerated criminal in England.

>a painting of a noble
>expecting anything short of pure masculinity and ideal proportions and fashion, which would be punished with the death of the artist
Truly reasons unexplained by history..

can you post any today's polish nobles user i'm interested in what they look like

>british flag
>never heard of Charlie Bronson

lmaoing at ur life rn

It's not the haircut, but that facial hair and cuck glasses makes them numale.

Groucho Marx 2016 reboot

A basic side-part is now a liberal hairstyle?

There aren't any, dumbass.

So if I'm clean-shaven and wear no glasses I'm safe? I was afraid I'm one of these.

what happened to them

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/fit/ here, Charlie Bronson is already my loony gains hero

Official recognition of nobility was removed during the 19th century, their descendants died in failed uprisings and both Nazi and Soviet mass murder further thinned their ranks; what was left mostly mixed with descendants of peasants. Thus, there aren't any 'actual' nobles in modern Poland.

White boy please.

A truly disgusting people

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looks like a brit
youre a brit
why are you talking

nobody painted the ugly ppl

Waddup nigger?

why do gypsies refer to themselves as "balks" as if that carries any prestige whatsoever and signifies anything other than gypo turk rape baby

Why does everyone and their dog have the "longer hair on top with buzzed sides" haircut now? You never saw this shit anywhere before like 2012, and now everyone has it.

and inb4 "hurr but it's a timeless haircut and people have had it since WW1 and muh hitler youth." Yeah, I get that. But it's a matter of degree. You can't tell me this haircut was popular to this extent at any point in our lifetimes (ie, the past couple decades)

Personally, it rustles my autismo to have hair of such starkly different length on top vs the sides. Not just a bit shorter on the sides, but to have it starkly buzzed on the sides and long on top. And don't even get me started on the people who shave the sides and then barely tie their medium-length hair into a manbun

This.

Every person I've seen with a top knot is the kind of person who'd say "Problematic" unironically.

In before "muh Vikings!", just because they had that haircut does not make you any less of a cuck.

Heh

undercuts are fashy. they can stay.

undercuts are okay, beards are okay just not the mustache shit. glasses are definitely not okay.

I think the only people that can make a top knot look in any way non-retarded are east asians.

Well the hitler youth (short back and sides) was cool for a bit there but it got replaced by the manbun cause it got too mainstream. The natural next step was a combination of the two I see a lot now that I like to call "the samurai".

This is almost too mainstream to be cool for numales and hipsters so lets see what they come up with next.

Alright.

What are the alternatives that don't make you look like your father/the fat guy that drives the bus?

go away banana, people are talking.

Did.. Did you just photoshop our abos into poles?

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Why not just take em' from us and put them in Poland. Please. We want them gone.

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I really, really want that haircut

Or something like pic related
Could be awkward walking into the barber and saying "Yeah i want a haircut like this Nazi has it."

why is he wearing scrubs

Yeah, that samurai shit is what I meant in the last part of my post. It's the most retarded thing I've ever seen.

>ugh, my parents are SOOO lame. Like, I can't even have normal hair because of them. fml smdh!
You sound like you're 13 years old. Make sure to get a lip ring and face tattoo to further signal how much different and hipper you are than your father

Not today's but close enough.

That guy is polish? He looks straight-up cossack.

Got integrated into the plebians.

So we no longer have any royals or nobles.

But I do hear that Spain has some fine noble soon to be ladies.

>posts a less jacked and balding guy
What did he mean by this?

Bronson?

He was born in Poland, but the territory is today considered part of Lithuania.

inb4 gay I rock pic related haircut. Couldn't find a better on male. Suits me good, women like it

But what if I have really bad eyesight and can't get contacts? They aren't nu-male hipster frames or anything

you only look numale/hipster if your style is attention-seeking. just wear something understated and let your masculine features take center stage.

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I have some issues with having this haircut, cause girls like it and guys give stupid jokes sometimes. Just do what you like. There are very orderly Frank Sinatra-looking degenerates out there too

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I've had a sober HY since 2010. I don't intend on changing it now just because some numales caught up with me.

Should've been the OP

holy shit he looks so mexican but hes white.

I have that haircut. Its not hard, just ask for a 2 or 1 on the sides, and leave the top long. Ask for a low fade so you still have hair on one side to part it evenly. You gotta know how to talk to your barber, man then you won't end up an awkward mess.

this guy looks like when you press 'random' on on the character creation screen of saints row 4

Again, why does he look like he's poking his face out of a bear's anus?

holy shit

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keeeek, based fritz