Andy Murray wins bellend of the year award for his astonishingly charismatic personality because everything's better in Scotland. >youtube.com/watch?v=Slu1OuykMIk
Anyone who disagrees is an utter poofter and should fuck off.
Adam Foster
Why?
Kayden Allen
Remove Poles
Luke Lee
England & Wales > NI >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Scotland
Jason Torres
>Wales anything other than Britain's appendix WEW
Jacob Cruz
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Dominic Bailey
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Matthew Ward
>tfw too intelligent to take Brits seriously
Also ask an American vacationing in London anything I guess.
Jack Brooks
Preach it.
Independent Kingdom of England and Wales when?
Gavin White
looks about right tbqhwy
Xavier Clark
Why London? It's the worst place in the UK.
Robert White
Your daily reminder that Muslims are not the greatest threat to the UK. SNP voters are. They will tear this country in two, shit all over themselves and then spill into England. Vote to undo Scottish devolution before it's too late!
Owen Torres
>London Could have just gone to Detroit
Levi Hall
REEEEEEEEEEE STOP WITH THE CORNWALL OWNING ALL OF THE SOUTH WEST MEME, WE ARE ENGLISH REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Thomas Wilson
Why did you chose to visit the worst part of the country? Wales is poor and England is over run with Paki rape gangs, you will be getting rid of the best parts.
Caleb Phillips
Why would you take a trip to England and visit the Caliphate? Venture out into somewhere with actual English people and it'll be a lot better.
Caleb Nguyen
Have fun in M&Ms World, tubby
Jose Cooper
You use weapons in your country to solve your conflicts, English society looks more intelligent.
Elijah Adams
Have you got to the point that the only way to get women is to continue to stuff you're lardarse face so much that they orbit you?
James Foster
Didn't even see that tbqh, damn colour blindness.
Dw I know Cornwall is just a county. Anyone who says otherwise is an Englishman LARPing as a Celt.
Nicholas Kelly
The "Conservatives" are. Without Westminster permission (which Cameron set a precedent of sorts by granting once before, and which May has already conditionally offered again.) the SNP are powerless to call another referendum as anything but a consultation, and even that would get clogged up in the courts over whether they've got the right to take what is in effect an official opinion poll instead of a binding vote. (Holyrood can't legislate on the constitution, but technically speaking they may be able to legislate for a non-binding referendum to build pressure, this was their plan in 2011 but the Edinburgh-Agreement headed off any conflict.)
Nicholas Peterson
Why didn't you go to Scotland? >98% white >Friendly locals >Good food (seriously) >Beautiful countryside >Fantastic heritage >Clean and safe cities (if you ignore Glasgow and Dundee) Politics aside Scotland is the best part of the United kingdom, this can be proven by England getting better and better the further from London you get, although if you go past Inverness you've gone too far.
(reminder that SNP will tear this country in two and shit on the remains)
Jaxon Bell
approve
Zachary Morales
>Brit minority London >Tartan communist Scotland >Pro-EU IRA Northern Ireland >Best parts
Nigga u cray
Liam Nelson
>Nothern accent
Carson Hughes
Yeah in Sup Forums terms but in the real world it's got the most shit to do and see and I'm with normalfag family so that's all that matters.
Because Scottish people are a meme. English are too but not as bad.
Isaac Butler
>losing land to the scotcucks and norns Nah m8. We kick the scots out, send them to syria maybe, then annex the whole country into England and rename all the counties to proper English names. Those who approve of the union in NI will be allowed to stay, but the rest are being shipped off to syria with the scots. Then we annex the entirety of Ireland, give it to the Welsh, and finally we'll have the United Kingdom of England and Wales where both countries can actually contribute to the country instead of now where Wales is a net loss.
Owen Bennett
Annex Ireland also, it will be funny like potato.
Cameron Foster
>Wales > Englel 'no'
England >Leave 53.4% >Remain 46.6% >Turnout: 73.0%
Wales >Leave 52.5% >Remain 47.5% >Turnout: 71.7%
Jose Murphy
>London
You dumb pikey go to the Cotswolds or something
Andrew Ward
Repeat after me britons.
>Jews are horrible people >The holocaust didn't happen >Israel rightfully belongs under the English crown or as the independent christian state of Jerusalem
Sebastian Young
Yes but Wales was a large net beneficiary of EU funding, so that makes all the difference imo. Plus lets not forget Wales is 96% white.
Landon Perry
>Isle of Man TT Nice edition mang
Gavin Ramirez
Don't worry Ivan, this plan will come into action in 2033 when the Scots team up with the remnants of the EU in Brussels to drag us back into the EU eventhough it's just Belgium, Germany, and Turkey left in it. The resulting conflict will escalate to the use of nukes within weeks, but fortunately for us the Germans have been raped and replaced by arabs so their missiles are shit, miss England, and hit the potato niggers. Ireland will be an irradiated wasteland when we carry out the annexing of Scotland and NI
Gabriel Clark
The Cotswolds is the most English and most beautiful part of this country, I love living here.
Christian Robinson
Cucktland's 96% white too big deal, plus Wales has even less of a population their votes mattered even less than scotcucks.
Jordan Smith
>Nukes Bah, Crusader, we know that your arrows are but a trick. But we, the students of Mohammed have discovered your gunpowder!
GCHQ NOTE: THIS POST IS A JOKE.
Ethan Lopez
START DRINKING COVONIA.
Gavin Peterson
It's a funny story, Ahmed.
Brody Jackson
Are they actually firing shells out of that? Or is that damage all caused by a regular cannonball?
Asher Reyes
>t. 87% white
Brody Garcia
t. England's most irrelevant county
Ryan Lee
Reminder that anti-Welsh posters are pakis Reminder that anti-English posters are welfare scots
Christopher Hughes
>British Cycling found its former technical director Shane Sutton guilty of using sexist language towards cyclist Jess Varnish - despite clearing him of eight of nine charges against him, BBC Sport can reveal.
'Sexist language' included: >saying "go and have a baby" >saying "Sheilas" >daring to question a womans' body weight (pretty fucking important in Olympic training) >saying women are difficult (proven by the nonsense case)
Robert Robinson
I'm not from NI tho senpai
Jackson Taylor
>saying 'bird'
Josiah Gray
can someone post a link tot he full anti semitism law
Angel Sanchez
>intelligent >holiday in London
Lincoln Cruz
They're on the flag.
Lincoln Walker
What the fuck is wrong with scotland anyway? Why are they determined to be cucks?
Landon Jackson
What?
Juan Flores
Not an argument is also not an argument
Alexander Anderson
This Brexit statement is very very low energy.
Landon Adams
>ordered my parents gift on Amazon >tfw it won't arrive if my particular postal workers go on strike
Jaxson Davis
Their entire history is getting raped by superior civilisations First Vikings, then Romans, then English
The Scottish identity is fundamentally >complain about the English >pretend a Mel Gibson movie is a historical documentary >vegetate in heroin and alcohol induced comas, waking only to buy chips or vote for people named after fish
Brayden Mitchell
Corbyn was so boring that Sky News cut away from his speech.
Ayden Bell
They are a different country with a different national identity, and have essentially voted separately from the rest of the country since universal suffrage.
First they voted unionist to protect them from Labour socialists who'd centralize power in London Then they voted Labour because the unionists merged with the tories in one of the worst political decisions in history, starting a steady decline until their implosion under Thatcher. Then they voted SNP because Labour in Scotland had become fat and lazy, with most Labour politicians in Scotland aspiring to nothing more than to get on a plane to London.
This has been made much easier by the fact many of the bonds of Britishness have been destroyed by the Thatcher-Major-Blair administrations, both through explicitly economic means and through econo-cultural means like immigration (Scotland doesn't have the same immigration problem as England, leading to divergence, for example.)
Liam Wilson
Just got called racist at GCHQ lads
Julian Flores
US President-elect Donald Trump on Friday (16 December) reiterated his promise to build "safe zones" in war-torn Syria to present them as a way to stem the tide of civilians into Europe. But President Barack Obama said the idea would be a tough challenge to enforce because of Russia and Iran.
"We're going to try and patch that up and we're going to try and help people," Trump told his supporters during a rally in Florida. "We're going to build safe zones. We're going to get the Gulf States to pay for the safe zones."
tybT
Gavin Foster
Who dared? Bite his hand
Jordan Flores
Ah shit, forgot about the strike. Been sat in all day waiting for a delivery and they haven't been (despite it saying it's out for delivery), are they mugging me off?
Mason James
tell us what happened lad
Jonathan Adams
How many fucking Karen editions have we had? Wish that smug little cartoon shit would piss away off.
Joshua Anderson
The whole post office isn't on strike just a small number of them.
Levi Sanchez
I should add that this is a sort of "subconscious narrative" to the proceedings. Obviously lots of Scots believe they're much more left-wing, and Labour's dominance of the political culture for long enough steered the situation that way, but that's something more surface-level. (Most Scots have similarly "right wing" views to the rest of the UK, which isn't surprising given the press is almost all UK owned, they get the UK-wide BBC news before their own half-hour "And today a man in Ullapool found a lost cat..." a thon.)
Almost got into a crash outside GCHQ this morning. Was driving back from work and some cunt pulled out a side lane while I was doing 40 past the junction. If it wasn't for my spidey senses and the fact the lane to my right clear, I'd have smashed into his drivers side door and turned him into dog food. Honked my horn at him, so I'm sure he understood the full extent of my rage.
Brandon Ross
>tfw you don't live in Bath
Daniel Perez
Memes are funnier stop making sense
Joseph Wilson
>tfw too intelligent to be right-wing
Eli Cooper
Britcucks. The only absolute joke in Europe. Got invaded by everyone during ancient and medieval times, later lost their most valuable colony to an idiot general with a peasant army, and their second most valuable colony to a starved pooloo who defeated the Brits with frowns and sitting down.
Later had to beg their former colony for help in WW1 Later had to beg their former colony for help in WW2 >honk honk rule brittania
Joke country situated on a clown island.
Nolan Clark
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Lincoln Sanders
The state of these threads
> I'm going to asda m8's....anyone want anyfink?
Kevin Scott
Can't we do both?
Noah Johnson
>reeeee people will give that bait post (You)s
Adrian Russell
Bath is a shithole.
Hudson Ward
This white blond girl no longer represents the majority of Britain. FIX IT
Noah Bailey
this
Ryan Carter
Name somewhere in England you like. A city.
Julian Gray
Are you that KGB agent that snuck into London and poisoned Litvinvenko?
Brayden Taylor
The thing is, you faggots will be pleased with your self declared "victory" for the disgusting fetish of cartoon paedophilla, you will feel accepted because you have come together with the other sick fucks of this board and united against the voice of decency.
But then in about 16-18 hours time you will have to turn off your computers and move your considerable weight down to the job centre. You will of course still be claiming you sickening victories via your mobile phones and then the half drunk chav sitting next to you in the dole office will spot your image folder as you're scrolling through your collection to find the most apt paedophillic cartoon to match the tone of your post.
You will hear him mutter to his equally drunk, probably high mate
"this sick fuck next to me is looking at cartoon porn"
You will realise then that even those who society deams the worst of us, junkie dole heads, have someone even they can look down on
get us a 2 pint of whole milk, I think the one I'm drinking is a little bit off and while I'm definitely still going to drink it, I do feel a bit uneasy about it and that maybe I'll regret it when I shit my guts out later. cheers lad, I'll get a quid for you when you get back
