Believes in a kike on a stick, the most cucked God there is

>believes in a kike on a stick, the most cucked God there is
>not Thor, Ares, Mars, or Hades

What sort of cuck are you?

thor and jesus were the same dude, they just showed their different magic spells to different groups of people. jesus hid mjolnir in bethlehem

Reminder that the Æsir are just giants who became pretentious.

>tfw Thor, Odin and shit are infinitely more masculine than Jesus and would never say the mind of cucked nonsense he said
>if we worshipped these gods, our society might not be in such a bad place right now

>Thor

Get lost on the way to /lgbt/ kiddo?

Kill yourself, neckbeard

I am a god

A God that ressurected Himself back from the dead.

Sure let me know when your god can do that.

I believe in kek

Doesn't this imply he turns into a woman? T-totally straight...

Kill yourself, cuckold

I believe in Discordia, a personification of chaos and disorder.
And in Kek as her avatar maybe.

British people were celts and druids before Christianity right?

I don't follow dead religions, sorry OP

>believes in religions that have been dead for hundreds of years

>Thor, Ares, Mars, or Hades

People pretend to believe in these whereas people actually believe in God

The claim for the existence of those Gods is just as sound (or unsound depending on your view) as the Christian God. The fact those pagans religions have less followers makes no difference, unless you want to argue that the number of followers is proof of the religion.
There is literally no qualitative difference between having faith in the existence of the Christian God and any of the Gods mentioned in the OP.

And then became Trump after his future-self created 40k to send back and inspire his past-self to create the Imperium sooner.

>lists nordic Thor among shitskin Mediterranean gods.

Sup Forums is having a kang crisis.

Harald Bluetooth was right to ditch that pussy shit for the winner's religion

Bure nordig baganism :DDDD

>get btfoed by christians
>convert or die, godless scum
>o-ok I hereby denounce my false gods and accept Christ Is King
>century later
>hehe cuckuckcuck
Fedoras and Odin-who-swallowed-his-own-cum-fags are pathetic

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