YOU FAGGOTS READY TO BE DRAFTED?!

YOU FAGGOTS READY TO BE DRAFTED?!

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Yes, I want to be lead by Mad Dog.

Yes
Also
#draftourdaughters

HELL YEH BOI!
ALWAYS READY HERE TO CONQUER SOME RUSKI ASS

I'm tired of being NEET. At least I will die for a greater purpose instead of killing myself.

I am too old to be drafted, have fun dying for israel retards.

I'll be here impregnating your waifus.

Ladies first!

#draftourdaughters

With my cholesterol levels?

Sure.

led* you fucking burger

:^)

I already served and my discharge code prevents me from being drafted. Have fun boys.

Can't wait, senpai

Would rather die for the jew than nothing at all

YES

Can't be drafted, sadly.

I have three bulging discs in my spine, delayed bone growth in a few spots, diagnosed ADD/ADHD (the military HATES that, I'd know, I tried getting into the navy) and a few other problems.

Fuck off roleplaying faggot. What happened today that could start another World War?
That's right, nothing. The assassination has no impact on the relations between Turkey and Russia, it's already official.

>dat RE4 tho
my precious dd214 blanket protects me from this bull shit.

i'm a type one diabetic they won't allow me in baka

This, except for the neet thing

Sorry led. Too many happenings at once, but that's no excuse to type wrong.

>In the middle of a shoot out against the argentinians while helping britain retake the falklands islands
>reinforcement comes, it's the swedes
>they start shooting at both sides
>what's going on?
>they start building a mosque in the middle of the battlefield

this is gonna be great

I will help the nords retake glorious skyrim

t. a fellow breton

Pretty sure Sup Forums won't make up a rather large percentage of those drafted. You can't draft underage people.

Time to become a woman. ;^) Can't draft me shitlords.

>ADD/ADHD

oh, I'm safe then. Dope.

this desu

I'm to old to be drafted. I live in a military town and when ever they deploy the troops all the women lose their wedding rings. There is going to be a flood of pussy.

>Leaf
>Getting laid
Wew

>get to join bros from UK and France
I'm all for it but it would be nice if we didn't have things like this going on.

Hotaru is so hot

Trudeau gonna send the Patricias to fight the ruskies on our icy homelands up north.

Godspeed.

Thankfully we will have a ROE that makes our job easier and the full support of government

>drafted
>implying I won't start my own state

>tfw my infamous unwariness works out for me

Besides, Stacy needs to fight for me.

If I get drafted will I have to fight against the gringos here?

Despite all I like you guys, I don't want to kill you.

I'm black and will impregnate them all before I leave. Have fun fucking my race-mixed children old fag

>tfw my IRR obligation expires on January 4th

its coming down to the fucking wire.

Do they have a problem with diagnosed assburgers?
Being generally too weak to even hit double digit pushups?

Nope. Homo.

nah, you're getting filled with lead you filthy syrup fuck.

kek I actually wish a world war happens so all the uneducated youth and the unemployed get drafted while I get to keep working and fucking your women

>2 suicide attempts
>assault with deadly weapon felony
not draft eligible

>young enough to see WWIII
>too old to be drafted

He's not going down without a fight.

Oh yeah psure autists get discharged almost right away as well

If I'm finishing a Bachelors degree in computing and starting a Masters degree in the fall, do I get to stay and get smarter and learn how to kill mudniggers from afar?

I'm too old to be drafted. But I'll wish everyone who does get drafted godspeed.

FUCK OFF, I'M NOT DYING FOR ISRAEL

LAST TIME I'M TELLING YOU THIS SHIT

Checked

Whats the cutoff for being drafted? Im about to be 32.

>tfw dual citizen
>tfw other citizenship is Greece

I'd rather fight for Greece tbch famalamski

>
enjoy leaving in a world where the current women will be running government. All the big boys will be out fighting while stacy and her crew are pushing their feminist agenda on everyone

HE KNOWS THE JEWS DID IT.

SYRIA MUST REMAIN AT WAR SO THEY CAN TAKE THE LAND.

>masters in CS
No, you get drafted for being a dumbo.

I'm already in motherfucker

>breton

You are more like Orcs...

>A fucking leaf.

No xD

nah not CS, Computer Networking and Systems Administration. I'm assuming that is even worse to you so I'll just take any insults.

Im gonna be the first kid on my block with a confirmed kill.

>'We need to know who gave the orders.'

what did he mean by this

SAID THE DARK ELF

>mfw the USA Military considers drafting me
>mfw they take a look at my medical records

>>asthma
>>poor vision
>>alcoholic
>>max dose 200mg Zoloft
>>Adderall XR 30 mg
>>well documented history of substance abuse

Feels good that I'll never be a shill

user no

just self study while working.

Japan is more like TES dark elves, iirc. An extremely traditionalist and slightly brutal culture that modernized on account of the empire.
Mexicans are more like Argonians.

I see Argonias as low-tier jews and High Elves as Ashkenazis.

> Registered for Selective Service (US)
> Just turned 27 this weekend

Feels brilliant, desu

>tfw similar
>tfw good enough for russian conscript

Joke's on you, I'm an actual woman.

Yeah yeah yeah I know, but I'm redpilled on the whole industry and I refuse to cave into the Cisco Certifications jew. They are a fucking waste and ad for their products. I want to design protocols and networks and not be a wageslave technician. This is what I must do.

>been enlisting for 18 months now
>been denied a moral waiver twice for a fistfight I didn't start
>I could have just waited to be drafted instead

Waste of fucking time.

>Denied
>For fistfight
You're leaving something out, user. I mean, granted, the Army took everyone and their dead mother back when I joined during the surge years, but it can't possibly be that fucking strict now, even with the wars coming to a close.

I mean for fucks sake my battery was basically a penal battalion, with all the fucking waivers.

The other guy went to the hospital for a dislocated cornea, nothing serious, and I didn't have to pay any fines or spend any time in jail, just a little bit of community service for a month.

But right now they're being as selective as they want to be. I've gone through a couple recruiters and they all say "dude when I joined they wouldn't have even looked at your record". And it's not just the waiver denials, they spend fucking months filing and processing everything.

Fucking peacetime.

>too old to be drafted
>not too old to post frogs

>tfw outside conscription age
>tfw i can still shitpost about ww3

>tfw dual swiss/american citizen
>I'm safe on mater what
each shit faggots

Was in a mental hospital so I can't ever be drafted. I've thought about lying to get in but no I won't I'm a good boy NSA

>be 17
>signing forms for driver's license
>"Check this box to register to vote*"
>the fuck is this asterisk?
>very bottom
>*by registering to vote, you're automatically enrolled in selective service
>Google "selective service"
>means draft
>lol no

Feels breddy gud man

sealands for sale

>tfw will be in law school by the time the draft starts
>tfw have citizenship to a neutral country as backup

Suit yourself, m8s

Ouch. If it's any consolation, life in the Army sucks shit anyway. I can only imagine how fucking awful it is in peace time, because contrary to outsider belief, Garrison life is 100 times worse than being deployed.

My life has already hit rock bottom so sure why not? At least I will die for something.

I'm already in the military

I'll just go to jail

Fuck dying for Israel

>tfw have to die for a cause I don't believe in
Fuck NATO

It's illegal to be over 18 and unregistered for the draft dumbass

Registering to vote just gets it taken care of as well

I'm retarded, can I still get drafted?

i need a purpose in life, im ready.

Yeah, when I first put in my paperwork I assumed we'd have boots in the ground within a few months. I'm not that upset about missing a year of washing rocks.

you're smart enough to die for your country soldier.

OK sir I trust you

>Washing rocks.
That's the least of your worries. Especially as a combat arms MOS. Never underestimate the batshit crazy malice of senior NCO's and their schadenfreude to make you miserable for no fucking reason while in garrison.

>It's illegal to be over 18 and unregistered for the draft dumbass

Huh, didn't know that. Just looked it up and found out it's 18 to 25, and I just turned 25 last week so, that's cool.

Figured it was for the "privilege" of voting as a male.

I'll fight for Russia, they have women worth saving

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Fat with a fucked up ankle and glasses. Can I just fly drones or repair shit?

You only need like a 30 on the ASVAB to get in the Army, there's literally like no intelligence standards to get into Infantry or Field Artillery.

No, but if the cause is just sure.

I WILL DIE FOR YOU MY QUEEN. FEEL MY BRITISH COLONIAL WRATH YOU SHITSKIN BASTARDS.

>tfw have an ultra-rare muscule disease
>tfw have -10 eyesight

hahaha feels good man
im gonna be licking your gfs' sweet pussies as you die in the mountains for al-qaeda

Germans...

Answer the call, the blood of men of Iron still are in your veins.

Honor them once more.

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