Brit/pol/ - Catholics Literally Eat Shit Edition

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>9+ dead after cannabis-crazed lorry drives into crowd at a Christmas market in Berlin
itv.com/news/story/2016-12-19/nine-killed-after-truck-ploughs-into-berlin-christmas-market/

>Russian ambassador to Turkey shot dead on live TV by his own reefer-smoking bodyguard who claimed that Russia's support for the Syrian government drove him to it
reuters.com/article/us-turkey-russia-diplomacy-idUSKBN1481RE

>3 dead in shooting near Islamic Centre For Marijuana in Zurich
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4049052/Three-people-shot-wounded-Islamic-centre-Zurich.html

>Brussels on lockdown as stoned terror police refuse to disclose what they were doing
express.co.uk/news/world/745327/Brussels-on-lockdown-terror-police-swoop-in


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>Vote of No Confidence in Northern Ireland's First Minister fails
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-38363206

>MPs should stop asking Sharia May about Brexit - She has no clue and they’re wasting their time
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/19/mps-may-stop-asking-theresa-may-brexit-wasting-time/

>UK Government confirms that it sold cluster bombs (considered so dangerous they were banned by an international treaty) to the Saudis
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/michael-fallon-confirms-british-made-cluster-bombs-have-been-used-by-saudis-in-yemen-conflict-a7485106.html

>Labour: Tech Companies need to be more transparent
uk.businessinsider.com/labour-wants-google-facebook-disclose-algorithms-to-government-2016-12

>Loony Left Corner: Corbynite claims that Tory cuts forced him to shoplift booze from Waitrose; "I am not pretending that I didn’t take that stuff but I was forced into a corner and I was forced to rebel"
kentonline.co.uk/folkestone/news/political-activist-says-tories-forced-117488/

>Thread Theme
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first for its over and nothing can be done

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Got super liked r8?

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Oi, that heading was a bit uncalled for!

Good riddance.

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Wat, the only girls that super like me are monsters

Probably a piss-take, swipe left

It's an Irish funeral!
Duck and cover!

>Removes Haggis instead of Crumpets
Idiot IRA.

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gtfo potatonog

> Left
Poke it once, wear a condom
> Right
Fuck yes!

toot toot

>like it or not Ireland is part of the British Isles people on the British Isles are British.
according to who?
neither the Greeks who called us Little Britain and not the just a part of the British Isles, nor the Romans who called us Hibernia set apart from Britannia

are you on the spectrum? get it through your skull you thick bastard, it's arbitrary for whatever you call it and politics backs most decisions

you see yourself as British BECAUSE of this though so that sort of goes in a big auld circle there, meanwhile I don't identify with the term King James came up with for the people SPECIFICALLY in what is now called Great Britain and even then only for certain peoples on that island

even calling us one set of isles or two sets of isles apart is arbitrary

Na fuck it im going in

(you)

MFW russled jimmies so much you brought it too the new thread.

ANY BLAIRITE SCUM IN HERE, WE THE SCOTTISH PEOPLE WILL NOT STAND FOR INTOLERANCE

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wow, that kinkshaming
I hate pope now

>Sharia may

Kek

I hunger for right wing blood.

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were you just pretending to be retarded then?

grand, I can be comforted by the fact that people aren't ACTUALLY like you in this country

gross

Thats a lie from the lugenpresse. He actually implied that the MSM is the one who makes biases and gain profit for it. Did you goys even read the article? They are literally putting a bullet to themselves

GROSS

If it turns out to be a wind-up, don't say I din't warn you...

>Douglas Carswell
>Suzanne Evans
>Theresa May
>THE POPE

I swear no left-wing figure is safe from being shilled as "secretly based" by some people

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you got like by a shemale didnt you

I even said it twice
Your gonna need thicker skin if you want to last here.

I know your games philligoy

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>cannabis-crazed
>reefer-smoking
>Islamic Centre For Marijuana
>stoned terror police
why you make this shit up?

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I don't want to talk about it

>every german police officer is a white male
Where is the liberal backlash?

haha grand grand I'm sure you're not in damage control

off I go then, I'll leave you to the huns

There are females too, but Germans don't really care.

I'm stuck in the deep hole of watching cute animal videos on Youtube.

The Russian shooting is so aesthetic

>using that pic as a reaction image

Those who are based have no need to make a secret of it:
newstatesman.com/when-labour-played-racist-card

>In his memoirs Time and Chance, Callaghan wrote that introducing the Commonwealth Immigrants Bill had been an unwelcome task but that he did not regret it. The Asians had "discovered a loophole", he wrote - probably the strangest term for a British passport ever coined by a former prime minister.
>He recently told a BBC interviewer: "Public opinion in this country was extremely agitated, and the consideration that was in my mind was how we could preserve a proper sense of order in this country and at the same time do justice to these people - I had to balance both considerations."

>he did not regret it

>Within two weeks, Enoch Powell was to make his notorious "rivers of blood" speech in Birmingham. But by then the Labour government had already done more to catalyse racial prejudice than Powell's rhetoric ever could.
>In fact, as Callaghan's biographer, Kenneth Morgan, points out: "From Callaghan's point of view, Powell's antics were a valuable distraction. They enabled the government to appear, by contrast, sane and balanced . . ."

>he did not regret it

Just post the story you poof

this will burn the cute out of your brain forever

youtube.com/watch?v=xS0XiOLW_Qk

after this there's nothing left but decay

>And on next weeks episode of Bob der Baumeister, Larry the lorry causes havoc inn Berlin!

>Must of hurt getting shclonged by schler and liked

Literally said it after taking the piss for 5 minutes might wanna go to specsavers there in case you miss another comment.

Whats extra delicious is your still upset.

The pope is right, when I read BBC or Huffington post its exactly as he describes.

Well, somebody read the Hundred Days Of Sodom.

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>when brain damage starts playing

I'll see you on the dark side of the moon...

youtube.com/watch?v=2XNRdaKufCM


A FLUFFY FOR KITTEN FOR EVERY SMALL CHILD
IN A CUTE LITTLE BOW
CALLED MITTENS

EVERYONE'S NEIGHBORS TO BE TOM AND BARBERA OUT OF 'THE GOOD LIFE'

THE BLIND TO SEE, AND THE LAME TO WALK

PUBS THAT STAY OPEN AFTER 11

EDUCATION EDUCATION EDUCATION EDUCATION EDUCATION EDUCATION EDUCATION EDUCATION EDUCATION EDUCATION EDUCATION EDUCATION

THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU FOR SEEING THE CHANGES, THANK YOU FOR HAVING THE COURAGE, THANK YOU, BRITAIN, WIN. PARTY, WIN. PEOPLE, WIN. WIN. WIN. WIN. WIN

TERRORISM TO BE PHASED OUT BY 2006

THREE WISHES TO COME TRUE FOR EVERY HOUSEHOLD

FREE TRIPS TO THE MOON FOR PENSIONERS IN A MAGIC ROCKET

SLIGHTLY FEWER SPEED CAMERAS

WE'RE ON THE SAME SIDE.

EVERY CHILD'S WISH TO COME TRUE

MISERY TO BE PHASED OUT AND REPLACED BY HAPPY THINGS

MAGIC BEANS FOR EVERY HOUSEHOLD

UNIVERSITY EDUCATION TO BE FREE AGAIN

EXTRA TEACHERS, EXTRA CLASSROOM ASSISTANTS, EXTRA NURSES AND DOCTORS, EXTRA POLICE, TRULY INSPIRING

GREAT SEX FOR EVERYONE, EVEN IF THEY'RE MARRIED

A HUNDRED POLICEMEN TO SOLVE EVERY CRIME

50 DOCTORS FOR EVERY NURSE

SPECIAL ROBOTS TO CURE CANCER MADE OUT OF GOLD

POST TO BE DELIVERED ON TIME

ALL WARS EVERYWHERE TO END, UNLESS WE WIN

TELEPORTING DEVICE IN EVERY HOUSE

ENGLAND TO WIN EVERY SPORTING EVENT IN THE WORLD EVERY WEEK OF THE YEAR

YOU AND I, AND ALL OF US TOGETHER. THE PEOPLE ARE COMING, WE ARE COMING, THE TORIES ARE COMING AND THE PEOPLE ARE COMING. AND WE WILL BE ENVIED

ETERNAL LIFE IS A RIGHT, NOT A PRIVILEGE

RIVERWATER TO BE REPLACED BY LAGER

RAIN TO BE REPLACED BY SWEETS

ALL EXAM GRADES BELOW 'A' TO BE ABOLISHED


THINGS

THREAD THEMES

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>tfw Catholic and hate the pope.

Also, what do you reckon current events on the mainland will affect here?

I'm seeing the dissolution of the EU being hastened. Also likely to see some reprisals, I'll bet.

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Looks straight out of a movie

youtube.com/watch?v=v3aFfz-2jEY

This dog REEEEEEing at being touched hit me hard.

gee, that sure makes me think

JP2 was the last based pope, not to mention i'm 90% sure (((they))) forced out Benedict out of the papacy

>tfw Anglican but hate the CoE and have a fondness for the strength of the Catholic institution historically but also hate the Pope

No hope for me desu.

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Really got my neurons firing


>The horoscope of Theresa May


>Those comments

May is to Thatcher as _____________

My thoughts exactly. I haven't watched the video because I don't want it to spoil the beauty of the stills.

It's a Peter Hitchens meme. Lurk more.

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Baby P is to Happy childhood.

Merkel is to Hitler.

The profile of that dead Russian looks like John Goodman

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TAIGS OUT

Away with this, Popish Idolatry!
youtube.com/watch?v=bx27wa0SpN4

>"Listen up you racist Tory xenophobe, if Aberdeen falls to the Tories at the elections it will be because of scum like you? How can a party of bigots be good for our city?"

Some University bitch yelled that at me when she noticed I had a Tory pen.

>Tory pen

Listen up you CIVIC Tory cuckservative, if Britain falls to the Europeans at the elections it will be because of scum like you. How can a party of Blairites be good for our country?

>Tory pen

Hitchenite.

I live in Glasgow and had a similar experience after walking about with a UKIP tie on.

Lot of angry potatoes in tonight lads

youtube.com/watch?v=IS05UxBVTtY

GET TRIGGERED

>implying this country can be saved

youtube.com/watch?v=QIKqw-pTiJ0

Is this real?

How do we do something about Brendan Fraser lads?

I was once on a train to Birmingham, two people were sitting with UKIP badges and stuff on, an older lady and a lad in his early twenties. A black woman walked past to find a seat and said 'UKIP' in a disparaging tone, it was awkward as fuck, they just sat there smiling.

This was pre-2015 election.

>Grew up in North of England
>Still generally very Catholic in some areas
>See shit like this

Why didn't the Protestant reformation care about the North and Ireland, guys?

Wish people would stop bullying him.

I don't see how that matters. I don't think it can but I don't know why that means voting Tory is a good idea.

The only reason I'm voting Tory is because otherwise my local authority is doomed to filthy NATS.

UKIP doesn't run this far north.

Bobby ate fuck all!

>sicherheitskreise: truck driver was a recent migrant from afghanistan

Shite upon the wall!

>The only reason I'm voting Tory is because otherwise my local authority is doomed to filthy NATS.
isn't that notional lib-dem territory on pre-2015 lines.

Do it again

Tactical voting m8, unionists know Labour and the Lib Dems are fucked so they are switching en masse to the Tories to keep the SNP out.