Republican Primary 2024 Game Thread Special Edition

Roll DUPs TRIPS QUINTS 0s 69s or 404s for what candidate you want to win the first state.

Please read the "What is momentum?' section on the lower right of the pic if you don't know how that mechanic works already.

The first state we will be rolling for will be Maine! Start rolling for your candidate!

Self bump

More bump action

roll jeb texas

i mean maine

MIKE PENCE

jreb brush

Ivanka

HEYOOOO JEB WINS THE FIRST ONE MUTHAFUCKA GUAC 2020!

Wtf is this shit

JEB WINS MAINE!

JEB - 4 M - +3

NEXT IS NEW HAMPSHIRE

Ivanka

Malik

Jones knew it all along

West

JEB

Reroll

do it for jeb

yooooo 0

More ivanka

Malik Obama!

Can't you change up the candidates a little? It's the same people every fucking time.

JEB WINS NEW HAMPSHIRE!

JEB - 8 M - +6

Next up is Massachusetts!

Ivanka

ALEX JONES

Reroll

jarb barsh plox

woah close one

Re reroll

Kanye!

Rolling for Jeb!

heyoo

KANYE WINS MASSACHUSETTS!

JEB - 8 M - +6
KANYE - 11 M - +0

jeb is a waste
jeb is a failure

vote jeb he bullied by trump

Rolling jeb for next state

Ivanka

hey neato i got it

NEXT UP IS PENNSYLVANIA SORRY

Steve Bannon
Nebraska

rofl jeb jeb jeb won PA

JEB BUSH WINS PENNSYLVANIA!

JEB - 28 M - +9
KANYE - 11 M - +0

NEXT STATE IS VIRGINIA!

...

jeb

Ivanka

MY WIFE IVANKA

Alex Jones

get

Jeb!

Trump

ALEX JONES BREAKS THE CONDITIONING AND WINS VIRGINIA!

JEB - 28 M - +9
KANYE - 11 M - +0
ALEX JONES - 13 M - +4

NEXT UP IOWA!

Trump

nvm i want malik

Alex Jones with that conditioning-breaking momentum!

kanyeeereeee

jerb

Ivanka for iowa!

Trumpp

Alex Jones for sure out of those guys

0's win right?

Kanye

...

Yes

Alex Jones.

Ivanka Trump

Ivanka

...

Alex Jones

did jeb win. if not roll for jebbie

JEB WINS IOWA!

JEB - 34 M - +12
KANYE - 11 M - +0
ALEX JONES - 13 M - +4

NEXT UP OHIO!

Ivanka

Steve Bannon

...

Kanye pls

Reroll

jones

Kanye roll

rollin for ya nigga jab

Alex Jones

More ivanka

How did Jeb win Iowa when Ivanka Trump rolled trips?

Alex Jones

Kanye West for prez

Jeb rolled a 0

more roles for kanyay

Kanye wins pls

jill stein

Trump got trips...

momentum
kanye fureal tho

eyyy

Kanye pls also

This is the REPUBLICAN PRIMARY
Not the cuck suck fest

Trump

Reroll

Steve Bannon

Does this count???

A. J.

JEB WINS OHIO! WHO WILL END HIS STREAK?

JEB - 42 M - +12
KANYE - 11 M - +0
ALEX JONES - 13 M - +4

NEXT IS NORTH CAROLINA!

Stealing this for canadian cowboy known as Ted Cruz

Trump

Kanye will.

Reroll

Kanye for NC.