He predicted Trump's victory over two decades ago...
Is Dilbertman a Prophet of Kek?
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>he seems harmless
another prediction
Scott Adams has a hot girlfiend
Praise Kek!
why does he get to have a hot girlfriend when he's an old ass man and I can't have one. what's his play?
>what's his play?
Master persuader.
Scott Adams burns COAL! Very sad. Many such cases.
Money
Dilbertman is a prophet of KEK!!
SHADILAY!!!
sunday newspaper comic artist get all the girls
>money
>implying he aint broke
It was foretold by the Elder Scrolls
Scott is high status and you're a loser on the internet
he has money and isnt an autistic neckbeard shut-in who shitposts on a cambodian drawing board all day blaming everything on the jews
she has millions of instagram followers so it can't be money. this isnt fair
What does that mean? She could have millions of dollars and she'll still want a rich man.
KEK shitposts in mysterious ways, we are all his tools, PRAISE KEK
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>rich
>funny
>smart
>charismatic
>handsome for his age
Literally all things you're not. Get it together faggot.
>what's his play?
Persuasion
>what's his play?
A bank account full of wonga.
girls don't care about money dude. that's a sexist myth.
Holy shit she's done porn
hes rich and fairly handsome. what do you have?
Why does this wrinkly old paedohpile get prime young pussy while I have to rot away a subhuman unloved virgin
Everyone cares about money. (Money can be exchanged for goods and services.)
Further, this is man where even his enemies are persuaded into imagining sucking his cock.
>all this green in a row
wat
Image didn't attach or something.
>high-energy
every. time.
>666688
CHECKED
holy fuck
HOLY SHIT I NEED TO SEE A FACIAL OF HER
Holy shit that image.
Checked and Keked
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i feel you bro. at least you got some nice repeating numbers there!
I've seen this 1,000 times and it never stops being funny.
REEEEEEEEE SAUCE I CAN'T FIND ANYTHING
Saying girls are only in it for the money implies they are money grubbing whores and that is rape culture
He's been pushing for a Trump-like candidate for over two decades. That said, I don't think he could've foreseen Trump becoming a legitimate candidate or his "conversion" to Scott's brand of crazy.
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Big Badass Comic
lol
based persuasion man
seriously speaking though
scott adams is one of the few that understood trump from the get go, been following his periscopes/blog for a bit over a year now
He looks pretty good for his age.
lrn 2 pursuade
because he's worth $70 million
i've been following for about 15 months, thats when i was convinced he was going to win. I went travelling abroad and got lots of shit from aussies & canucks for supporting trump.
i didn't even bring politics up but they had to bring it up.
"Trump..... really?"
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Le kek
Oh snap