Is Dilbertman a Prophet of Kek?

He predicted Trump's victory over two decades ago...

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>he seems harmless

another prediction

Scott Adams has a hot girlfiend

Praise Kek!

why does he get to have a hot girlfriend when he's an old ass man and I can't have one. what's his play?

>what's his play?

Master persuader.

Scott Adams burns COAL! Very sad. Many such cases.

Money

Dilbertman is a prophet of KEK!!

SHADILAY!!!

sunday newspaper comic artist get all the girls

>money

>implying he aint broke

It was foretold by the Elder Scrolls

Scott is high status and you're a loser on the internet

he has money and isnt an autistic neckbeard shut-in who shitposts on a cambodian drawing board all day blaming everything on the jews

she has millions of instagram followers so it can't be money. this isnt fair

What does that mean? She could have millions of dollars and she'll still want a rich man.

KEK shitposts in mysterious ways, we are all his tools, PRAISE KEK

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>rich
>funny
>smart
>charismatic
>handsome for his age

Literally all things you're not. Get it together faggot.

>what's his play?
Persuasion

>what's his play?

A bank account full of wonga.

girls don't care about money dude. that's a sexist myth.

Holy shit she's done porn

hes rich and fairly handsome. what do you have?

Why does this wrinkly old paedohpile get prime young pussy while I have to rot away a subhuman unloved virgin

Everyone cares about money. (Money can be exchanged for goods and services.)

Further, this is man where even his enemies are persuaded into imagining sucking his cock.

>all this green in a row
wat

Image didn't attach or something.

>high-energy

every. time.

>666688
CHECKED

holy fuck

HOLY SHIT I NEED TO SEE A FACIAL OF HER

Holy shit that image.

Checked and Keked

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i feel you bro. at least you got some nice repeating numbers there!

I've seen this 1,000 times and it never stops being funny.

REEEEEEEEE SAUCE I CAN'T FIND ANYTHING

Saying girls are only in it for the money implies they are money grubbing whores and that is rape culture

He's been pushing for a Trump-like candidate for over two decades. That said, I don't think he could've foreseen Trump becoming a legitimate candidate or his "conversion" to Scott's brand of crazy.

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Big Badass Comic

lol

based persuasion man

seriously speaking though

scott adams is one of the few that understood trump from the get go, been following his periscopes/blog for a bit over a year now

He looks pretty good for his age.

lrn 2 pursuade

because he's worth $70 million
i've been following for about 15 months, thats when i was convinced he was going to win. I went travelling abroad and got lots of shit from aussies & canucks for supporting trump.
i didn't even bring politics up but they had to bring it up.
"Trump..... really?"

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Le kek

Oh snap