GUYS I LIVE NEAR EDWARDS AIR FORCE BASE HERE IN CALIFORNIA AND ABOUT 5 MINUTES AGO 12 FIGHTER JETS JUST TOOK OFF FROM...

GUYS I LIVE NEAR EDWARDS AIR FORCE BASE HERE IN CALIFORNIA AND ABOUT 5 MINUTES AGO 12 FIGHTER JETS JUST TOOK OFF FROM THERE AND JUST NOW MY COUSIN WHO LIVES NEAR LEMOORE NAVAL AIR STATION TEXTED ME SAYING 8 FA-18'S JUST TOOK OFF FROM THERE WTF IS GOING ON IS IT HAPPEING?

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Guys I live in FPBP!

Turn off your caps locks and explain please

Maybe it's just a routine emergency drill of some sort. Don't jump to any crazy conclusions.

aww come on guys at least let trump get sworn in before you start WW3

nothing

Nice source.

yes i can see them too. one of the pilots waves at me and then mouthed "deus vult"

Aliens are pissed that we found their base of operations in Antarctica.

Has there been any EAM messages on 8992kHz USB?

I wouldn't even worry. Shits going to go down soon. Accept it.

yes

Their base is inside the moon. The remaining Atlanteans are who were found in Antarctica.

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It's literally nothing, continue with your daily programming schedule goyim.

DUDE THERE IS A STEALTH BOMBER IN MY LIVING ROOM
I THINK THE PILOT IS GIVING ME THE FINGER
IT'S HAPPENING

>It's the old "JETS WENT OFF NEAR MY MILITAIRY BASE AND FRIEND SAID SOMETHING HAPPEN" thread.

kek

Shill
>their base is in the hollow part of the earth

youtube.com/watch?v=7-ZWzwNMsxQ&t=3689s

Think again.

look whats been going on around the world and then look around Antarctica, the energy required to create this is massive what could possibly create microwave pulses that go around the whole world?

tropic.ssec.wisc.edu/real-time/mimic-tpw/global/main.html

I CONFIRM HERE IN ARGENPOOR 5 PAPER BAGS SUDDENLY TOOK OFF FROM OUR NON EXISTANT AIR BASE
NUCLEAR WAR IS TAKING PLACE

I like you.

Guys, i live in Wales, i just saw a Nigger... shits happening

South Wales?

Lol. You have a piece of our flag on your flag.

Cuck island.

NUCLEAR WAR?

North

TERROR ALERTS | Rolling Updates - FRANCE ON ALERT! UK/GERMANY DEPLOY SPECIAL FORCES TO STREETS IN RESPONSE TO IMMINENT MAJOR ATTACK THREAT

HOLY SHIT! AN AIR BASE HAD AIRPLANES TAKE OFF FROM IT?!

TANKS IN T-30

Alaska fags checkin! Is anything going on at your airbase? That would likely indicate Russia. If there is no other activity at any other bases, then this is nothing.

Holy shit my fucking sides.

That made me laugh way harder than I expected.

OH MY FUCKING GOD I JUST HEARD EXPLOSIONS OVER HERE WHAT IS GOING ON

I just saw the Russian border move closer to my house!

S-should I be worried?

No, i am calling Putin atm

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GUYS JUSTIN TRUDEAU IS IN THE KITCHEN NEXT TO MY BEDROOM GETTING RAILED BY SOMALI REFUGEES.

I'M PRETTY SURE THERE'S A GERMAN IN THERE TOO.

>You have a piece of our flag on your flag.

toplel I don't even know how you did that

GUYS I LIVE IN ALASKA AND I'M SEEING RUSSIA FROM MY HOUSE!!!

Also the snackbar's closed.

Go to bed, user, it's late in Commiefornia.

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BTFO

dude, like, maybe he got bombed??? :OO

I live next to China Lake Naval Air Weapons Station, its quiet here

No it's early, I just woke up
I have to go to work in a little bit over an hour

CNN is reporting everything is OK, so we are obviously at a state of war

Practice runs most likely

Kek

I posted that at four your time and seven mine, sorry m8, but it was early at the time

GUYS PUTIN JUST TEXTED ME, APPARENTLY TRICKS ARE FOR KIDS, HE ALSO SAID STAY SUPER GOLDEN BOY.
>> what did he meme by this?

tanks just flew over my house wat do

1.
>caps lock
Kill yourself

2.
>wow, jet are flying
Do you think jets just hang around unused until it's war day? You know that they actually do train and stuff, right?

3.
>it's happening
No, once again, nothing is happening. "It's happening," has lost more meaning than "awesome."

This is the worst happening thread of 2016. Thanks for making current year somehow worse OP

yeah, murrica planes are flying over murrica zone, total WW3 confirmed.. you need to go over sea to start anything

btfo

HE IS JUST KEEPING UP FOREIGN RELATIONS, NIGNOG

Guys check for skykings HAPPENINNNNNNNNNNNNNG

Oh shit, user. Stay safe!

The front fell off, I repeat, the front fell off!

Nothing... Military exercise probably?

Let's hope it's a world war.

yeah, i'm hungover enough for a larping thread.